Chapter 209: Bai Ge: Kiana is so cute, I could just eat her up
"Theresa, I think your worries are unnecessary."
Himeko said with a wry smile.
She didn't feel for a second that Bai Ge would have those kinds of thoughts about her. With Himeko's keen eye, she had already seen that the four girls currently in her home all held affection for this young man.
Aren't young, beautiful, and energetic girls more appealing? How could he possibly take a fancy to an alcoholic auntie like her?
What's more, Murata Himeko is a person with no future.
Even now, Schicksal's artificial stigmata technology is not mature. Himeko was implanted with her stigmata quite late; being able to hold on until now is already no small feat and she is very lucky.
This hot and curvaceous body of hers has actually already been severely corroded by Honkai energy.
She only has about three or four years of life left.
"Alright, Bai Ge and Mei, right? Come in quickly and take a look at your new home. We've already helped you tidy up your bedrooms over the past two days. You can order any furniture you need; as long as it's not too expensive, it can all be reimbursed."
"Thank you, Teacher Himeko."
"Thank you, Teacher Himeko."
After Bai Ge and Mei expressed their thanks, they walked into the villa.
In fact, this villa was originally a teacher-only residence where Himeko lived alone, so it was filled with the atmosphere of daily life everywhere. It didn't look like a dormitory, but rather like a real home.
Bai Ge's bedroom was on the first floor, with Himeko's bedroom to the left and Seele's bedroom to the right.
Bronya, Mei, and Kiana's bedrooms were on the third floor; those three were actually connected together.
"... Why am I the furthest away from Bai Ge?"
After Mei glanced at the location of her bedroom, she asked with a twitching lip. Doesn't anyone find this strange? She is clearly in the position of being his girlfriend, yet she is the furthest away from Bai Ge.
This must have been done on purpose by someone, right?
"This is the result of a fair draw."
"That's right, that's right, it definitely wasn't on purpose."
"Don't worry about these details; it's just a bedroom assignment, there's no special meaning behind it."
"…………"
On her first day moving into the Valkyrie dormitory, Mei felt that she was being targeted by everyone.
However, she looked at the two people next to Bai Ge's bedroom and didn't feel any danger in her heart.
Seele is obviously a well-behaved little angel; she would definitely never do something as despicable as sneaking in for a night raid.
As for a mature and steady adult like Teacher Himeko, she must already have a boyfriend and wouldn't lay a hand on her Bai Ge.
(I can rest easy with these two. In fact, on the contrary, with me sandwiched between Kiana and Bronya, if they want to sneak off at night or something, I'll be able to notice it immediately. Perfect!)
Mei clenched her fist tightly.
She thought to herself that while the layout seemed disadvantageous to her, in reality, the advantage was on her side!
Unfortunately, her understanding of these two people was not deep enough.
Mei didn't know that although Seele was indeed a well-behaved girl who wouldn't sneak around, she had a second personality with a completely opposite, yandere-like nature.
She also didn't know that this mature woman Himeko in her eyes was actually a single woman who had been solo since birth, and was even somewhat incapable of taking care of herself.
This villa, which looked clean and tidy, was actually a garbage dump filled with beer bottles, underwear, and takeout boxes just two days ago when Kiana and Bronya moved in.
"It's almost lunchtime. Teacher Himeko, can you cook?"
"... No. Is canned beef noodles okay?" (Canned beef + instant noodles + egg + greens)
"Wuu, no, no! I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore! I want to eat the food Mei makes!"
"Bronya also wants to eat the food Bai Ge makes."
During the two days they arrived early, Kiana and Bronya had already inspected the cafeteria and Himeko's cooking skills, ultimately concluding that they were inferior to their own personal cook/dad.
Looking at the two pairs of longing eyes, Bai Ge and Mei looked at each other and couldn't help but smile wryly.
"Alright, considering you helped prepare the bedrooms, and also to celebrate Seele's return and our arrival in a new environment, I'll cook for you myself today and show you what I can do."
"Then I'll come help too. Hehe, I'm also very curious about how your cooking is, Bai Ge. I used to be the one cooking for you every day at noon."
"Then Seele will come help the two of you as an assistant."
When the three of them walked into the kitchen, this kitchen of Himeko's, which had basically never been truly used since the renovation was completed, finally welcomed two real master chefs today.
Mei's skills go without saying; the title of Herrscher of Cooking is not just for show.
And Bai Ge's cooking skills had also evolved to the same level as hers. When he was at the Hearth of Fire, he had specifically studied culinary techniques for a long time.
He was especially skilled at using Herrscher authority for cooking. To be honest, the time he used his authority most frequently and carefully in his daily life was when he was cooking for his girls.
"Sure enough, compared to an induction cooker, using the Herrscher of Flames' authority to control the fire is more precise. The Herrscher of Death's authority is used for sterilization and making the ingredients higher quality, and the Herrscher of Void's authority allows me to handle multiple processes at once, which is also very convenient. By the way, I still want the authorities of the Herrscher of Ice and the Herrscher of Reason; they seem like they would be very useful for cooking... ~..."
Bai Ge thought to himself while skillfully processing the ingredients. Such a genius idea would be enough to leave anyone who knew the horror of Honkai speechless, but this guy was indeed serious.
He even felt quite proud.
(Sure enough, power itself is not sinful; it all depends on the user's own will. Even this power born for the reason of destroying the world, I can turn it into a delicious meal that makes the people important to me show happy expressions.)
Outside the kitchen, Himeko, Kiana, and Bronya were staring dumbfounded as the two of them showed off their skills in the kitchen.
The three of them focused their gazes especially on Bai Ge.
After all, Mei was just using ordinary kitchenware to cook, while Bai Mouren's way of cooking was like a magic show!
The ingredients rolled in golden-red flames, suspended in mid-air by an unknown wind. When a black mist enveloped them, all the inedible parts disappeared.
"Th-this, what kind of ability is this?"
"Bronya remembers Bai Ge saying before that this is a type of application of Honkai energy."
"Oh oh~ So amazing, Honkai energy is omnipotent!"
The three of them had an urge to applaud at this moment. It was simply too flashy and too pleasing to the eye. Watching Bai Ge cook was like watching a magician from a fairy tale performing magic.
Let alone the three of them.
Even Mei, who was beside him, was dumbfounded. She never expected that there would be such cooking skills in the world. High, truly high. She, the cook, conceded defeat today. From now on, the position of the number one cooking god in Honkai Impact 3rd is yours, Bai Ge.
Just one hour later, the dining table was filled with dishes that were perfect in color, aroma, and taste. The richness was enough to make the Old Ancestor Kevin, who was slurping noodles without seasoning packets in the Sea of Quanta, drool.
Kiana, Himeko, and the others couldn't wait to start eating.
"Wuu wuu! This is too delicious!"
"The heat control is actually this perfect!"
"Bronya, I saw this leg first!"
"Idiot Kiana, you were too slow."
(Seele! Seele! Save a little room in your stomach and let me come out to eat too...)
"I'm sorry, the other me, Seele... can't stop now!"
The five of them enjoyed a wonderful lunch.
Finally, Bai Ge and Mei looked at the dinner plates that were clean enough to be used as mirrors, and both of them showed expressions of satisfaction.
Himeko had originally been a little dissatisfied with having to take care of five people, after all, she was a woman who couldn't even take care of herself.
But now that dissatisfaction had vanished into thin air; she even wanted to kowtow to Theresa to thank her.
(Satisfied~ I didn't expect the Principal to send me two cooking gods with such amazing skills. Is this supposed to be me taking care of them, or them taking care of me?)
"So full~ I don't want to move at all."
Kiana lay on the sofa in a 'Ge You' slouch, completely satisfied. This tuna felt that her life was now complete. Siegfried or whatever, don't know him~ not looking for him~ don't want him~
Just now at the dining table, this tuna lived up to her reputation as a Kaslana-brand rice bucket; she ate one-third of the dishes by herself and finished six bowls of rice.
But the person who ate the second most was surprising.
End of Chapter
