Chapter 665

Bai Mouren awkwardly discovers that he actually can't answer a bit. The few mentioned above are already considered relatively easy appetizers, and the questions below are more tricky than the last.

For example, one of the fill-in-the-blank questions asks him to answer how many people he saved in total during the 3rd Honkai. He can't use "about", he has to be precise to the single digit!

(Damn! How would I remember how many people I saved? I've even forgotten about how many people there were.)

He has always only remembered the time and place of the major Honkai, as well as the number of casualties.

Because Bai Ge doesn't care about how many people he saved, he only cares about how many people he didn't save.

(Can't do it! Next question!)

Please write a small essay of eight hundred words praising the Savior Bai Ge. (10 points)

(…Damn! How can I write this? And shouldn't an essay question be 60 points? Why is it 50 points less here? Writing this question feels like a huge loss.)

Bai Ge's eye twitches wildly. Although he is very confident in all aspects of himself, he hasn't reached the level of narcissism yet, writing an eight hundred-word essay praising himself or something.

Bai Mouren indicates that his face is not that thick yet, and he feels that the moment he finishes writing, this essay will become his dark history for a lifetime. In short, he can't write it at all!

(What kind of ghost questions are these? I want to see what the person who wrote the questions looks like! And now I'm convinced, this religion definitely has a problem! But what should I do now…)

There are even questions like 【Which kind of instant noodles does the Savior like to eat most】, 【Which kind of music does he like to listen to most】, 【What kind of girl does he like (personality + appearance characteristics must be written clearly)】 that make Bai Ge completely stupid.

People often cannot correctly recognize themselves.

At this moment, looking at the series of questions about himself on the paper, Bai Ge is sweating profusely. He has a feeling that he might know the answer, but if he writes it, it will definitely be wrong.

(Which instant noodles do I like most? Uh, I actually don't like instant noodles much. Which music do I like most? Can I check my listening history? What kind of girl do I like? And it has to be written in such detail?! Are you sick, question writer!)

Looking at the whole paper, Bai Ge finds that he can only answer height and weight with confidence. He has no confidence in being able to write the rest correctly, so he is a bit panicked.

*Swish swish swish swish swish swish~~*

However, just at this moment, the sound of a pen tip sliding across the paper at high speed reaches Bai Ge's ears.

He turns his head to look and finds that Sakura, sitting next to him, is writing furiously, writing with such concentration, not looking like she is stumped at all.

Sakura: "These are all simple basic questions."

Bai Ge looks at the examiner's position, then activates the authority of the Herrscher of Reason to construct a small paper ball and throws it at Sakura.

"Psst psst! Sakura!" (Super quiet)

"Hmm?"

Sakura, who is answering the questions so heartily that even her pen tip is on fire, is stunned for a moment, and then she opens the paper ball to look.

【Sakura, lend me your test paper to copy!】

"Ah, this…"

Sakura peeks at Bai Ge's test paper, and when she sees that it is almost blank, she is instantly unable to laugh or cry.

However, just when she intends to show the paper to Bai Mouren, she discovers that she seems to have written too much.

Especially the small essay, she has already written nearly eighteen hundred words for the basic requirement of eight hundred words. Sakura even has confidence that as long as she is given enough time, she can write a book!

However, this is something that cannot be shown to the person himself.

(If Bai Ge sees this small essay, hmm, no, no! Absolutely not! Too shameful!) Sakura can show this small essay to anyone in the world, except Bai Ge.

"Cough cough, Bai Ge, how can you cheat on an exam? Please write it yourself. Don't worry, these are all easy points-giving questions."

"Sakura, what's wrong with you, Sakura? You're joking, right? This is a ghost of a points-giving question! For me, this is almost a death-giving question."

Bai Ge widens his eyes. He can't believe that he would actually be rejected by Sakura. For a moment, he feels that something might be wrong with the world, and he cannot help but fall into deep thought.

(Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?)

"Students over there, please answer the questions seriously! Do not whisper, otherwise it will be treated as cheating!"

(Damn! I don't believe I can't cheat today!)

Bai Ge is ignited. He activates his authority, pinches out a pseudo-Fenghuang Down to control everyone's consciousness, and then directly, without any cover, looks openly at Sakura's test paper.

"Bai Ge, dame!"

Sakura is shocked and quickly covers her test paper.

The pseudo-Fenghuang Down cannot control the spirits of the Flame-Chasers, at most letting them see illusions, so Sakura knows that as long as she keeps the posture of blocking, it will be fine.

Bai Ge's eye twitches wildly, looking at Sakura, who is lying on the table and covering the test paper tightly to prevent him from copying, feeling a bit regretful for giving the real Fenghuang Down to Hua some time ago.

And the exam time ends quickly.

"Ah, tired, let it be destroyed…"

Bai Ge's eyes are hollow, he pulls Sakura into his arms, and bites her fragrant shoulder in retaliation. He decides that he must punish this disobedient fox spirit well tonight!

"Didn't we agree before that you would offer your heart to me and fight for me? Now you won't even let me copy an answer. Sakura, I am very disappointed in you."

"I, I'm sorry Bai Ge, I was wrong. Can we do it when we get home? I, I'll let you play with my ears…"

"Hmph! I'll forgive you after letting me bully you for five more minutes."

Bai Ge glances at the lotus-shaped pseudo-Divine Key in his hand, thinking to himself that as expected, handing the real thing to Hua was the correct choice. Like now, he uses a fake to do bad things, making the people around him unable to realize what he and Sakura are doing.

And after the examiner quickly finishes grading everyone's test papers.

"What's going on? Why is there one that is written so poorly this time? There's still more than half unfinished. Eh~ it's truly the worst one among the worst batches I've ever seen."

"…………"

Bai Ge blocks Sakura in front of him. Needless to say, he also knows that it is definitely his paper.

Suddenly, the examiner's face changes. The face that was overcast because of Bai Ge's test paper instantly becomes sunny and bright.

"Oh? The next one wrote so well? Not bad! Quite good! Especially this small essay, it was only a ten-point question but wrote two thousand words! The understanding and faith in Lord Bai Ge are quite deep, and very pious. It seems he can be directly promoted to a high-level believer…"

"Stare…"

"No, don't look at me like that, Bai Ge."

Sakura lowers her head very embarrassedly, feeling the approving and admiring gazes coming from around her, and this battle-hardened female killer doesn't know what to do at this moment.

In the end, the two stand together with a clear contrast. Bai Ge looks at the unqualified test paper in his hand and the full-score test paper in Sakura's hand, feeling inexplicably unable to accept it.

Subsequently, the examiner comes to them.

"Now welcome the two of you to join our religion."

"Uh, didn't I fail?"

Bai Ge raises an eyebrow. In fact, he has an urge to go home now; his heart is already tired.

However, the other party grabs his hand, then slaps a book as thick as a brick into Bai Ge's hand and says.

"Precisely because you didn't pass, we need to absorb you even more. Please rest assured, in our religion, you will definitely be able to clearly recognize the greatness and nobility of Lord Bai Ge. This "Encyclopedia of Lord Bai Ge Version 7.0" is a gift for you. Let us comprehend the glory of the Savior together. Bai Gate."

"…………" x2

Bai Ge wants to say something at this moment, but can't say anything. He looks at the encyclopedia of himself in his hand, having no desire to open it at all, and really wants to return it to the other party.

Sakura sees his embarrassment and very sensibly takes the book away… or perhaps she wants to read it herself. Hmm, this fox spirit is already reading it with great interest.

The examiner reveals an approving expression again.

"This miss, you are truly pious. Bai Gate."

"Uh, thank you, Bai Gate…"

"Sakura! Wake up! I feel like you are really going to join this strange religion!"

Bai Ge pinches Sakura's small hand to remind her. We are just here to investigate, not to really join the religion.

However, it seems there is no need to investigate now. After all, the situation is already very clear. This is a religion that worships Bai Mouren, and they all call themselves Bai Gate believers.

The two look at the words written on the banner—Welcome to join the 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】.

(Ah, I am so damn shameful!)

(This religion is quite good!)

Bai Ge only feels unbearable to look at, but Sakura's eyes start to shine.

"What kind of thing is this, Sakura? Let's go home and sleep, okay? I don't want to stay here anymore."

Bai Ge's cheeks burn red, and he says to Sakura almost pleadingly.

Just now, after filling out the application to join the religion, they were taken into the internal venue. One sees everyone here wearing white robes, as if holding the "Bible", and everyone is holding a copy of "Encyclopedia of Lord Bai Ge Version 7.0", discussing his past deeds with each other.

And at the very front of the venue, there is a huge portrait of Bai Ge, and it is drawn so well! One can tell at a glance that it is from the hand of a master, a level sufficient to be exhibited in an art museum.

Bai Ge feels he is about to be unable to take it.

Staying in this place makes him have difficulty breathing.

Although it's not that there is no happy emotion, but the sense of shame is absolutely overwhelming. He is very fortunate now that he pinched his face to come here and wasn't recognized.

However, just when he is holding Sakura's hand and wants to leave.

"No, husband, I think it is very necessary for us to continue the investigation! This religion is very wrong!"

"Uh, hus, husband? Oh right, we are a newlywed couple now."

Bai Ge cannot help but be stunned.

He only then realizes that he and Sakura are still in the persona of a newlywed couple, and this form of address has no problem at all.