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Chapter 670

~8 min read 1,515 words

"Silence! Silence!"

Mei knocks on the table with the wooden mallet with a pleasant smile.

"Now the trial session begins. Elysia, do you admit that you privately founded an unofficial religion named 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】 and served as the leader?"

"Uh, ye, yes, that's how it is."

Elysia nods and admits sheepishly.

"Very good, death penalty, execute immediately!"

"Mei——!!"

This overly hasty ruling makes the pink fairy miss go berserk. She hits the table hard with her hands to protest, but this is a trial full of arbitrariness and prejudice.

After all, what is more desperate than the judge being a good girlfriend who covets her boyfriend?

Oh, there is indeed one.

That is, the girls serving as lawyers, the jury, and even the guards are all the same kind of people. Among the people present, only those boys acting as audience are not her enemies.

Lawyer Mobius: "My side agrees with the highest judge's ruling."

Juror Aponia: "Elysia, 【please】 go to prison and repent well."

Secretary Misteln: "Elysia, go in peace. I will take care of Bai Ge for you from now on."

Guard Hua: "Elysia, please do not make any resistance in court."

Elysia: "…………"

At this moment, Pink Fairy Miss suddenly has the illusion that she is an enemy of the world, thinking to herself that these girlfriends are not good people! She must not just accept her fate!

Therefore, she looks at the white-haired boy in the audience with teary eyes and a wronged expression, issuing a cry for help.

"Bai Ge, help~"

"Cough cough! Everyone, be a little serious. If you play like this, I will storm the execution ground when the time comes."

Bai Ge coughs lightly and says, unable to laugh or cry.

"Cut!" xN

"Ehehe~ My Bai Bai is the best!"

The girls all click their tongues, regretting that they couldn't end Elysia right then and there. And the pink fairy, who escaped a disaster, immediately throws a flying kiss to her immunity card, Bai Mouren.

"Tsk, then let's retry it."

Mei also says unhappily.

"Elysia, do you admit that you privately founded an unofficial religion named 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】?"

"Yes, I admit it, but I didn't do any bad things! I just wanted to promote Bai Ge's advantages!"

Elysia says loudly, and at the same time takes out a copy of the doctrine of 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】 from her arms.

Pink Fairy Miss already knows deeply that there is no one here who is her companion except the white-haired boy, so whether she can turn the tables depends on how she struggles.

Doctrine of 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】.

Doctrine 1: Satisfy Bai Ge's wishes, at any cost.

Doctrine 2: Maintain an optimistic, positive, and sunny life attitude, and love the world you live in.

Doctrine 3: Read aloud the great achievements created by the Savior Bai Ge so far every day, and keep them in mind!

Doctrine 4: Emulate the behavior of the most merciful Savior in this world, love and cherish everyone around you, and save everyone who needs to be saved as much as possible.

Doctrine 5: Actively promote the great achievements of the Savior, let more people join our religion, Bai Gate!

(Omitted below…)

When Elysia displays the doctrine, the girls also fall into silence. Alright, they have to admit that this pink fairy did a good job this time, and it was written very well.

"Then did you use Bai Ge's name to profit…"

"Absolutely not! And everything in my religion was funded by myself, whether it's the venue, Bai Ge's figures, or that encyclopedia, all were customized and printed with my own money, and given to everyone for free!"

Elysia says with her head held high and chest out, incomparably proud.

"Ai——!"

Bai Ge can't take it anymore, jumping directly into the defendant's seat and hugging this lovable pink fairy tightly.

"Silly girl, what do you want me to say? I was wondering why you were so frugal recently."

"It's okay~ This is what I like to do. I just want more people to like Bai Ge, and want everyone to understand you better."

Elysia enjoys rubbing against Bai Ge's arms. She says this is true. Watching the Bai Gate develop better and better with more and more people, she is very satisfied and happy.

"I don't need so many people to like me, I only need you, Ai. Damn it, the ring hasn't been customized yet."

Bai Ge hugs the girl even tighter, feeling moved to a mess in his heart, and at the same time, his favorability toward Elysia, which had already gone off the charts, rises fiercely again.

"It's okay~ Then I can look forward to it for a while longer. And I'm not mentally prepared to be put on a ring by you yet, so give me some more time."

"Ai~"

"Bai Ge~"

Bai Ge and Elysia look at each other affectionately. At this moment, it seems that only the two of them are left in the whole world. The pink atmosphere fills the whole venue, and they cannot help but approach each other.

The two kiss directly.

Everyone looks at this couple kissing and showing affection in the courtroom speechlessly, burping in their hearts.

"You two, stop it for me, respect the courtroom a little, you bastards! Bai Ge, go back to your seat."

Mei trembles with envy, and the lenses of her glasses crack.

"I won't! I want to be with Ai. It's decided, if she is sentenced to prison, I will accompany her!"

Bai Ge sits directly on Elysia's defendant's seat, and then lets the pink fairy sit on his lap.

Everyone: Σ(っД;)っxN

Elysia enjoys Bai Ge's hug happily, and at the same time scans the girls present triumphantly.

(Do you see it, you guys? This is the power of true love! I, Pink Fairy Miss, will always be the girl Bai Ge loves most! No matter who it is, it's impossible to tear us apart!)

Girls: "…………"

Forget it, there's nothing to do with this fairy now.

After all, as long as Bai Ge protects her, Elysia is invincible.

Now even if they force this pink fairy into prison, what can they do? As long as Bai Ge accompanies her, everywhere is a paradise for Elysia, and everywhere can be lewd.

And after a thorough investigation, it was found that 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】 did not do anything illegal or undisciplined.

Almost every member has complied with the doctrine, and many people have played a positive role in their respective circles of life, making the world around them better.

So although establishing a religious organization is not worth advocating, as a result, Elysia should even be rewarded.

"Tsk, verdict result, not guilty…"

Mei re-judges unhappily.

"Hehehe~ That's how it should be. By the way, why don't you all join my religion? I'll give each of you the status of a high-level believer, and include a four-piece set of Bai Ge pillow, keychain, figure, and encyclopedia, how about it?"

Elysia issues an invitation to join the religion to everyone present.

"I think you are showing off, Elysia."

"If you give me the position of leader, I will join."

"Not joining. If I join, wouldn't I be letting you take advantage of me."

"I'll just create one myself later…"

The girls all express refusal. If it were 【Bai Ge Divine Religion】 founded by someone else, they would join without hesitation, but it just so happens that it was founded by Elysia…

They were already lagging behind this pink fairy too much. If they joined the church she founded and became believers under her, wouldn't they be even more passive in their position?

At that time, I'm afraid there will be no chance to turn the tables.

"Uh, alright, what a pity~"

"Then let's disband. What a farce. I still have a bunch of research that hasn't been finished."

"Ah, wait, Mei, wait a moment."

Just when Mei intends to walk away, Elysia suddenly stops her. The former raises an eyebrow and instantly becomes vigilant.

"Elysia, what do you want to do?"

"Cough cough, in fact, the funds of my religion have been a bit insufficient recently. After all, although my salary is high, it is still too difficult to maintain the church alone. To tell you the truth, I have been working part-time in the cafeteria to earn extra money recently, so…"

Ai hugs Mei, who is preparing to escape, and blinks her cute big eyes.

"Mei, approve some funds for me, okay?"

"Ha?! Elysia, are you sober? Why should I give you money to develop your church? By the way, is that working part-time in the cafeteria? You are clearly trying to eat and drink for free!"

There are more cracks on Mei's glasses. Recently, because the cafeteria recruited a pink pig cat for her, the food supply, which had always been sufficient, suddenly became insufficient.

"Cough cough! Don't say that, Mei~ Aren't we good girlfriends? Just help me out, okay? Besides, this is not for me, but for Bai Ge~"

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