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Chapter 730

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"Ya~ Kevin, so you're in the Realm too."

"Mei, Mei, Mei, Mobius, what do you want to do?!"

Kevin instinctively raised his vigilance to the maximum, and was almost scared by this snake to directly activate his Demon form.

Although his current strength is only below Bai Ge and the Herrscher of Finality, and after five years of development, even Jana can hardly rival him, but... the fear of some people is branded in his DNA.

In the Previous Era, Kevin didn't lie on Mobius's operating table less often, nor did he drink less of the other party's strange potions.

After all, he is the other Chimera Fusion Warrior besides Bai Ge. Many experiments that Snake couldn't bear to do on the former mostly fell on Kevin.

Kevin: (If I had known, I would have digested my food before coming back. Actually running into this crazy woman Mobius. What to do? Suddenly there's an ominous premonition. Someone save me...)

A long-lost Firefly image to strengthen faith.

For Kevin, who has experienced five thousand years of development and whose strength is enough to rank in the top three in the entire world, there are only a few things in this world that are scary.

For example... fighting the Herrscher of Finality again, not being able to slurp noodles, being targeted by Mobius, being a taste-tester for Mei's dark God-Slaying cuisine.

And now, a green snake lady appeared in front of him, and she was smiling so dangerously, like a hunter who had found prey. Kevin instinctively trembled a little.

To be honest, the one thing he admires most about Bai Ge is not how powerful he is or what great achievements he has made. It's that Bai Ge was actually able to make these two crazy women, Mobius and Mei, obedient.

"Mei, Mobius, do you have something for me?"

"Why so nervous, Kevin? Don't forget we are companions, we are comrades-in-arms~ How about coming to my lab for a meal occasionally? By the way, there's something I want to ask you."

"???"

Kevin's vigilance had already exploded.

He thought, does this poisonous snake know what she's saying? Mobius, can you have some self-awareness?

Although we are companions, in your eyes, isn't everyone in this world except Bai Ge an experimental animal?

And although it's not as exaggerated as Mei, you are also a dark chef, you know!

Kevin suddenly discovered that among the fifteen Flame-Chasers, the ones with the highest "femininity" seemed to be the boys.

First of all, Bai Ge doesn't need to be mentioned; there is nothing in this world he can't do. Then Kalpas is also a master chef, and he can even do wood carving and even weave clothes, can you believe it!

And his good brother Su, the title of "Fairy of the Lake" is not for nothing. Plus, as a healer, he has compassion, and Kosma... although he is a chuunibyou teenager, he can also make some simple dishes.

As for himself...

Kevin indicated that it was limited to ramen. He is a master-level hand! After slurping noodles for so many years, he can make them too.

(Hiss hiss~ Thinking about it, it feels like the genders of the boys and girls among us Flame-Chasers might be reversed. Uh, no, what am I thinking about now? I must get away quickly! No dog eats the food Mobius makes!)

"Sorry, Mobius, I've already eaten outside, so I won't..."

"I happen to have a cup of special seafood instant noodles that were limited edition from the Moth of the Previous Era. Now it's just missing a pot of hot water."

"Let's go! Burn my ice into hot water!"

Kevin swallowed hard. Limited edition special seafood instant noodles—this was his favorite for five thousand years! As a noodle-slurping master, how could he miss it!

It's just Mobius's snake nest. Once I activate my Demon form, am I afraid of her!

(Heh~ So easy to handle.)

Mobius also curled her lips, thinking that this guy is still as easy to hook as ever. As long as you put a cup of instant noodles in the lab, Kevin can climb up himself.

Although she really wants to rush to St. Freya Academy now to see the lab rat she's been thinking about, she knows the current situation is very unfriendly to her.

Mobius felt she needed to gather information first and then set off after making full preparations. It would be best to take Bai Mou down in one fell swoop.

And regarding the handling of a certain pink fairy, she now has a bold idea.

…………Ten minutes later…………

Inside Mobius's laboratory.

"Yes, yes, it's this noodle! I didn't expect you to have this in stock, Mobius. I thought I would never be able to eat these special seafood instant noodles again."

The Demon Kevin stared at the instant noodles with sparkling eyes. At this moment, he really felt that Mobius had turned over a new leaf. After all, what kind of bad person could share her treasured instant noodles with him, unless there was no seasoning packet inside.

Then this guy directly turned ice into water and used his fire-type Honkai Beast ability to burn it into hot water.

Then Mobius skillfully tore open the packaging, poured the noodles and ingredients into the beaker, added hot water, and casually placed a limb of a Honkai Beast on top to cover the cup.

"Although alternative... but professional!"

Kevin gave a thumbs up, expressing his approval of Mobius's instant noodle technique. One look and he knew she was a veteran who had been slurping noodles for five thousand years just like him.

Snake crossed her arms, indicating that was of course. You must know that instant noodles are the strategic reserve food of Mobius's laboratory.

Back in the Previous Era, Snake was repeatedly drained of research funds by the unscrupulous black-hearted Mei, and it was instant noodles that saved her stomach through countless nights.

"…………"

Klein looked at all this with a subtle expression. She had just seen Mobius secretly add something special. After hesitating for a second, she decided to continue "playing dead."

Anyway, there is no poison in this world that can kill a Chimera Fusion Warrior, so there shouldn't be a big problem. (PS: Except for Dr. Mei's dark God-Slaying cuisine.)

After waiting for five minutes, Kevin couldn't wait to start slurping.

First, take a sniff.

(Hmm? Why does this fragrance smell weird?)

Then he took a few big gulps.

(Hiss hiss! Why does this taste bitter?)

Finally, Kevin looked at the color of the instant noodles in the beaker, and his face had turned the same green as the noodles.

(No, no wonder Mobius likes green, even the instant noodles she eats are green. And is this the newly launched bitter melon flavor? The taste is so weird... Let me try another bite.)

"...Is there something wrong with this person's head?"

Klein couldn't help but speak. She felt that this white-haired husky must have a big hole in his brain. You've already judged that the noodles are problematic from the color and smell, yet you still eat them!

Being so obsessed with slurping noodles is also awesome!

"Kevin, how does it taste?"

"Emmm, not great. And didn't you say it was special seafood instant noodles? Why did it change to bitter melon flavor? Mobius, you actually lied to me!"

"Bitter melon flavor instant noodles? Hehe~ Kevin, I didn't lie. These are indeed special seafood instant noodles, it's just... they expired five thousand years ago."

Mobius revealed a cunning smile.

"!!!"

Kevin widened his eyes, only then realizing the point. How could instant noodles from five thousand years ago be preserved until now?

If Bai Ge were here, he would definitely shake his head and sigh, lamenting that this ancestor of the grass-skirt bug, who had well-developed limbs and a simple brain, really couldn't get smarter no matter how many mental-type Honkai Beasts he ate.

"Originally, you only needed to eat one bite for the potion to take effect. Now that you've eaten it all, the effect will definitely be better."

"Mobius, did you poison the noodles?!"

"How could I? It's just a little bit of truth serum, the kind that works even on Chimeras. Come, now obediently answer my question—what state is Bai Ge in now!"

Mobius's eyes narrowed, and those dangerous, cold snake eyes made Kevin tremble. He suddenly felt that it was good to be single for the rest of his life. Women are truly terrifying, especially these crazy female scientists.

At this critical moment, the first figure that appeared in this husky's mind was his good buddy Su.

Kevin: (It's still better to have brothers! Women and such are truly too dangerous.)

At this moment, Su, who was working at the hospital, felt a chill all over.

Su: "I have an ominous premonition, feeling like I'm being targeted by some husky. It wouldn't be that blockhead Kevin, would it?"

In the end, under the influence of the truth serum, Kevin confessed all the information he knew.

Then he felt bad all over.

Kevin: (It's over! I'm going to be killed by Mei's dark God-Slaying cuisine. Su, Bai Ge, save me!!)

Back then, Kosma ignored Mei's warning and told Griseo about Bai Ge's information. As a result, he is still hiding outside and dare not show his face, fearing being sanctioned by the dark God-Slaying cuisine.

After all, even if the Chimera's resistance is strong, it cannot resist God-Slaying cuisine that even makes the Herrscher of Finality have a stomachache.

On the other side, after Mobius understood everything...

"Good, good, good~ So that's how you want to play. You all actually like to sneak off. Since that's the case, I won't be merciful either. Watch me finish you all off tomorrow!"

"Doc, Doctor, are you planning to!"

"Hmph~ I'll let you see the terror of the Infinite Snake right away. Klein, go wake up those 'pets' under my lab!"

Mobius's eyes flashed with fierce light. However, before setting off, she had to deal with the pink fairy who posed the greatest threat.

So the next day, Kevin and Klein looked at the exit of the Eternal Elysian Realm, which had been completely sealed, with cold sweat on their foreheads.

"So ruthless? You locked Elysia inside?"

"I've already been merciful by just blocking the exit. After all, according to my original plan, I intended to use the weapon 667 made by Vill-V to blow up the entire Elysian Realm along with Elysia."

"…………"

Among Vill-V's many inventions, the 666th and 667th weapons have only one purpose: to completely destroy the entire Elysian Realm. The former deletes the Realm directly from the data level, and the latter physically blows it up.


— Author's Notes —

First update, seeking flowers, seeking tickets, seeking tips.

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