Chapter 765
"Hmm, it seems the situation is very serious..."
Bai Ge's eye twitched, feeling the need to raise Elysia's treatment level by two or three levels. Still the same sentence: you can covet his body, but you must be restrained... this isn't for his own consideration, but (bhfb) for Elysia and the others' consideration.
Ever since becoming a Chimera Fusion Warrior, even this pink fairy with the thickest health bar couldn't last more than ten minutes.
"Anyway, let's ban it for three days first."
"No~~!"
Elysia was instantly broken, and the whole person felt bad.
After a series of entreaties that were all firmly rejected, she began to pout her little mouth, clench her little fists, and hammer Bai Mou's chest fiercely, indicating that she had received unfair treatment.
"Bai Bai is bad! Why can little Griseo do it anytime, but Elysia can't?"
"Could it be that I'm no longer your favorite girl? But little Griseo is only 12 years old now."
"Even if you are the Savior, Bai Bai, you can't do that kind of thing. You know, three years or more, the maximum is death!"
Elysia reminded him with a straight face.
"............"
Bai Mou's eye twitched wildly, and he pulled the cheeks of this fairy who was framing him hard.
"Don't be jealous of a child! How could I do that kind of thing to Griseo! And I always feel it's because of you guys... well, because we always want to be lewd, that Griseo would get infected by that color and draw that kind of painting!"
"Uh, this is really hard to deny..."
Elysia's expression instantly became awkward.
"We must set a good example for children in the growth stage. I don't want Griseo to become a doujin artist!"
Bai Ge said with a heartbroken expression.
Ever since the crusade against the Herrscher of Binding ended, Bai Ge had also fulfilled his vow. After returning to the base, he severely lectured Dan Zhu, who had taught Griseo strange poses.
Browser history exposed, "small essay" made public, Dan Zhu exploded on the spot, directly hugging Bai Ge's long legs, crying and begging him to show mercy and indicating she would never dare again.
Dan Zhu: "I know that people have to die eventually, but it can't be social death! For the sake of being friends, spare me..."
Bai Ge: "There are thousands of ways to die in this world, but only social death is most pleasing to outsiders!"
In the end, Dan Zhu still suffered the execution of social death. At the cost of being unable to live on Earth, she provided everyone with entertainment. Recently, she had applied to work at the lunar base.
But under Bai Ge's power intervention, this application was eventually rejected. And because it concerned Griseo, the ultimate pet of the World Serpent, everyone unanimously indicated that this person deserved it.
One must know that Griseo was also an important girl to Mobius. After knowing that Dan Zhu dared to corrupt her, the snake directly turned her workload into Klein-level.
Thus, Dan Zhu received the punishment she deserved.
Social death in the human world + overtime hell.
It can only be said that Dan Zhu wouldn't live to the day she was eaten by the Chiyou Honkai beast in the future. After all, some people are alive, but she is actually already dead...
However, when Bai Ge raided the house to appreciate Dan Zhu's collection, he discovered something that almost made him faint—Griseo's doujinshi, and it was his doujinshi!!
Although the author's name was written as "Teacher Stars".
But he could recognize Griseo's painting style at a glance.
After trembling and flipping through a few pages, Bai Ge directly used the Void Spear, Ideal Fluid Wind Blade, Floating Cannon Barrage, Withered Death Mist, and Heaven Fire unsheathed on that doujinshi...
None of the Herrschers of the previous civilization had received this treatment. In the end, that doujinshi was destroyed to the point where not even particles remained.
Bai Ge: "My little Griseo actually became a doujin artist, I can't accept this——!!"
This person couldn't accept it at the time to the point of almost directly opening reincarnation.
Bai Ge: "That's right, reincarnation. I just need to open reincarnation and reset everything. By then, my little Griseo will still be a pure and innocent child, hehe, hehehehehe..."
Elysia: "Bai Bai was so scary at the time, I almost thought the world was going to be destroyed."
By the way, Griseo herself was at the scene at the time.
When she saw the doujinshi she drew in Bai Ge's hand, this little painter felt bad.
Griseo: "Brother Bai, listen to my explanation, this, that, it's not what you think, I just..."
Bai Ge: "Alright, don't say anymore, little Griseo. Even if your Brother Bai is very strong, there are some things that the heart cannot bear. There are still many things in this world that are better not known in detail... sigh, the mental damage this doujinshi brought me is greater than the authority of the Herrscher of Sentience."
At that moment, Bai Ge felt that even the 【Heart of Eternity】 entry given by the system had wavered.
Griseo: "Sister Dan Zhu, we clearly agreed at the time that we wouldn't let Brother Bai see it, wuwuwu..."
Although Griseo was cute and naive, she wasn't completely ignorant. Her grades at school were very good.
Therefore, she also knew that what she drew wasn't very decent, like the doujinshi of the big brother she liked.
After all, the strange poses required for portraits could be explained as sacrificing for art, but drawing doujinshi really had no room for sophistry.
If it weren't for the 【Ark Project】 being gone now, Griseo might have fled Earth overnight on the Ark...
And most importantly, that one was just one of Teacher Stars' many works. After investigating afterward, Bai Ge discovered a pile of doujinshi with himself as the protagonist.
"The New White Transfer Student", "The Neighbor Brother's Strategy Manual", "The Overbearing Savior Falls in Love with Me", "The White Angel's Dangerous Doting"............
"Heaven Fire, unsheathe!"
Bai Ge picked up Heaven Fire and unsheathed it.
"No! My top-grade collection, ahhhh! Bai Ge, if you have something to say, come at me!!"
Dan Zhu, who was present at the time, collapsed and broke down directly.
She regretted it very much at the time, but she didn't regret leading Griseo into the world of Ero-manga, but regretted not hiding these collections in a better place.
(Dan Zhu: "Sure enough, hiding it under the bed, although classic and royal, is too easy to be discovered. Wuwuwu, it's all over now. Not only social death and overtime, but in the end, I couldn't even protect my treasures. I don't want to live anymore!")
Bai Ge: "...... Cang Cang Xuan, your sister is beyond saving."
Cang Cang Xuan: "I don't know her, I'm an only child..."
As a sister, she also felt ashamed to have such a sister, and Cang Cang Xuan wanted to kill her own kin at the time!
After all, they were twins!
Because Dan Zhu's operation affected her too.
(Cang Cang Xuan: "This dead girl, does she know that we look exactly the same? It's very easy to get confused! It's all your fault that even I get strange looks when I go out now. Maybe I should go to Dr. Mobius for plastic surgery... hope the doctor can charge cheaper, or free.")
And at that time, this biological sister started selling her sister.
"Bai Ge, I don't want this Dan Zhu anymore, so how about selling her to you? Only ten yuan a catty. After buying her, you can do whatever you want to her."
"Sister! I'm your biological sister! Even if you love money, you can't sell me!"
"...... You sisters are truly a pair of oddballs."
Bai Ge couldn't help but complain.
A belly-black, cold, money-loving sister, a lively, fun-loving otaku sister. But one thing to say, both are definitely beautiful girls, and being twins is also a plus, so...
"Ten yuan a catty is too expensive. How about three yuan?"
"No, no, three yuan a catty is too much of a loss for me. How about seven yuan? It's very cheap."
"Cheap won't work either. After all, buying Dan Zhu back is useless. Let's stick to three yuan a catty. But if you include yourself, Cang Cang Xuan, I can pay ten yuan a catty."
Bai Ge said jokingly at the time, however...
"...... I'll consider it."
Cang Cang Xuan started calculating with a calculator.
(This deal looks very loss-making, but in fact, it seems very profitable! One must know that Bai Ge is Eden's boyfriend. I heard Eden also gave him an unlimited overdraft black card. If I sell myself to him, will I be worry-free for the rest of my life? And... I really, really want to be single no more!!)
"Deal! Dan Zhu and I together weigh two hundred and ten catties. By the way, she's two hundred catties and I'm ten catties. Bai Ge, pay up. Swipe the card or check? Both are fine."
"Huh?"
Bai Ge was stunned by Cang Cang Xuan at the time.
"Why! Why am I only three yuan a catty, and ten yuan a catty when added to my sister! And I don't weigh two hundred catties! Sister, you are slandering me!"
Dan Zhu immediately jumped out to express her dissatisfaction.
"Is that the point?"
Bai Mou indicated that he couldn't understand the brain circuits of these twin sisters anymore.
In short, Bai Ge inexplicably harvested a pair of twin sisters, but if possible, he wanted to return the goods and get a refund.
Cang Cang Xuan: "No returns or exchanges after sale."
Bai Ge: "...... 6."
But to tell the truth, Cang Cang Xuan was still very useful; she was very business-minded and very good at managing money.
As for Dan Zhu......
Bai Mou indicated that she was bought as a pair and was useless, but to prevent her from corrupting little Griseo in the future, it was better to put her in a closer place for strict supervision.
And after investigating through Dan Zhu as a breakthrough, Bai Ge discovered that most of Griseo's doujinshi only circulated within the World Serpent, but a small number of works still flowed to the outside world.
Bai Mou immediately recycled and destroyed all the doujinshi, and even used his power to set a new law for the previous civilization—no drawing his doujinshi, violators will be sentenced to more than three years in prison!
Bai Ge: "Although most of the doujinshi have been destroyed by me, there are still fish that slipped through the net. Must find a way to clear them out thoroughly!" ===== CHAPTER 766 =====
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