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Chapter 813

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That won't do, I'll find Mobius later to perform surgery to cut out the love-brain, and then...

Bai Ge: (And then become brainlessly liking her!)

Elysia: "Come here~ just looking at it, you won't be able to experience the true charm of our Elysian Realm; oh right, I also have to introduce that special place to you."

Bai Ge: "Okay, I can't wait anymore; uh wait, in this Elysian Realm, I should be more appropriate like this."

Saying that, Bai Ge activated Human Fall, turning into the sacred and perfect 【God-Defying】 mode; Elysia opened her eyes wide and her mouth slightly agape when she saw this scene.

If in the past, 【God-Defying】 Bai Ge looked like an angel who had fallen from heaven to the human world, then now, this angel looked like he had returned to his own heaven!

This Elysian Everlasting Land is the heaven that belongs to him!

Elysia was fascinated for a moment.

At this moment, she discovered that the paradise she created was so compatible with the 【God-Defying】 mode of Bai Ge, compatible to the point that it seemed as if he was born in this place.

If the charm value of 【God-Defying】 Bai Ge was usually 1000, then in this Elysian Realm, you could add a zero to the end.

(No matter how many times I see it, Bai Bai's 【God-Defying】 is so perfect; perfect to the point that even the pink fairy lady feels a bit ashamed, feeling that I'm not worthy; no, no! Elysia, how can you lose confidence!)

Elysia patted her face forcefully, letting herself come back to her senses, and at the same time cheered herself up in her heart.

(After all, the competition of looks hasn't been decided yet, although Bai Bai's 【God-Defying】 is indeed exaggeratedly good-looking!)

(However, as long as I release my authority and turn into the Herrscher of Origin, I definitely won't lose to Bai Bai!)

Herrschers all have their own exclusive armor; because she hasn't used her authority with full force until now, Elysia hasn't seen her own Herrscher attire either.

She hurriedly made a wish in her heart.

(It doesn't matter if the amplification is strong or not; the important thing is that the appearance must be good-looking, at least to the point that even if I stand with Bai Bai's 【God-Defying】, it won't lose its color!)

Strong or not is a matter of the version, good-looking or not is a matter of a lifetime! Anything can lose, but you must not lose on looks! Elysia made this wish very devoutly.

"Mm? Elysia, why did you suddenly start praying? Didn't you say you were going to take me to a special place? Let's go, I can't wait anymore."

"Coming coming, Bai Bai is really impatient; since you want to be quick, then just hold me and fly over."

"Mm, that's a good idea!"

Bai Ge nodded in agreement.

"Ah wait, I, I was just saying it casually, I'm not ready yet, let's hold next time!"

"Mm?"

Elysia's face changed, waving her hands and retreating; however, this refusal look made Bai Mouren feel very suspicious and curious, and... he is the kind of person who, the more you say you can't, the more he wants to try.

Immediately, Bai Ge ignored Elysia's opposition, forcibly princess-carried her, and then immediately understood the reason.

"Uh, Elysia, did you get fat again?"

"That way! Go that way! Fly 500 meters to the east, land on that platform first!" Elysia trembled all over; she pretended not to hear and stiffly changed the topic.

Bai Ge weighed Elysia twice, and then evaluated: "59.9kg, even heavier than the measurement five days ago; by the way, it's only 0.1kg away from..."

"Ah ah, ah ah ah~ I didn't hear anything, Bai Bai, you didn't say anything! Bai Ge, if you keep saying that, I won't talk to you for three minutes!"

The pink piglet covered her ears with both hands and threatened.

"Uh, what a cruel punishment; fine fine fine, I won't say that you, Elysia, are only 0.1kg away from becoming a little piggy who is 163cm tall but weighs 60kg."

Bai Mouren revealed an incomparably pleasant smile; he even lifted his hand to pinch Elysia's waist and stomach; although it wasn't to the point of being all little flesh, she had indeed gained weight.

"Bai Bai, bad!"

"It's okay, it's okay, even if you, my Elysia, get fat to the point where your height and weight are the same value, I will still like you the most."

"I can't be happy at all! Wuwuwu, I originally wanted to find time to exercise and lose weight before you discovered it; I don't care anymore! Bai Bai, hurry up and use your authority to help me lose 10kg!"

This pink fairy who had given up on herself chose to cheat.

Bai Ge was dumbfounded; although his authority as the Herrscher of Rebirth could indeed reduce weight, but...

"Koto wa ru! The plump-bodied Elysia is so comfortable to hold; I'll enjoy it for a while longer; uh, how about I use my authority to add a little more flesh to you, see if it can be more comfortable."

"Bai Bai, stop! You have turned from an angel into a devil now! If you do that, I won't talk to you for thirty minutes; uh no, I'll cry for you to see!"

Elysia was suddenly panicked, her little fists immediately smashed onto Bai Mouren's body, although her fists were no different from feathers in front of 【God-Defying】.

But crying made Bai Mouren have no way to deal with it.

"Just kidding, just kidding, I won't do that, Elysia, don't be angry."

"Hmph! Then I won't talk to you for thirty seconds..."

Elysia pouted her bun-like mouth and turned her head away from Bai Ge, but ten seconds later, she couldn't bear it herself, and returned to Bai Mouren's side, hugging his arm again.

Bai Ge felt his heart was about to melt, hugging the girl in front of him pityingly; the air in the Elysian Realm, which was already mixed with the fragrance of creation white flowers, seemed to become even sweeter at this moment.

"Bai Bai, you are still the same as before; as long as I say I'm going to cry, you will let me do whatever I want."

"Mm, because as far as I know, a man can only be allowed to make a woman cry in one situation."

"Oh? What situation is that?"

Elysia paused and asked curiously.

"When proposing~"

Bai Ge said with a smile; he lifted his hand to gently stroke the pink fairy lady's cheek, his fingers brushing past the corner of the girl's eyes; he only hoped that happy tears would flow from these eyes.

"Guwu, what you said... is too foul..."

Elysia's heart jumped 430 times; although she was a master at stirring people's hearts, compared to the white-haired boy in front of her, Elysia felt she was still a notch lower.

Burying her face in Bai Mouren's chest and rubbing it forcefully, she made up her mind in her heart to only shed tears at that moment from now on.

"Alright, it's time to go to the special place you mentioned."

"Mm~ Bai Bai, be prepared to be surprised."

Subsequently, under Elysia's leadership, Bai Ge came to the front of a small house; this was a plain and exquisite small house located in the residential area of the Elysian Everlasting Land.

At first glance, the exterior was nothing special.

And when Bai Ge walked into it...

"Mm? Is this an archive room?"

The large room was empty and quiet, with many large bookcases everywhere, filled with hardcover books.

And in the center of this room, on a classical wooden desk, sat a very eye-catching typewriter.

Bai Ge's eye twitched; he noticed that his heartbeat had missed a beat for some reason, feeling like some kind of forgotten PTSD was triggered by instinct.

"Let's just call it the Elysian Archive Room~"

"Elysian... Archive Room......"

"Mm! This place stores all the memories of you and me; our memories turn into books, every minute and every second is recorded in great detail, never to be lost, never to be forgotten; how about it? Isn't it very romantic?"

Elysia said, pointing to a whole wall of books; she believed that sooner or later, the books made from her and Bai Ge's memories would fill a whole library.

"Yeah, and it's very much your style, Elysia." Bai Ge said with a light smile.

He picked up a book and flipped through two pages, revealing a look of nostalgia; Bai Mouren felt he could spend a whole day on this, but now there were things that attracted his attention more.

"Elysia, this typewriter... seems very special?"

"...... Bai Bai, your intuition is too accurate! That's right, this is the Fairy Typewriter that can objectively and fairly print out everything that happens in the Elysian Everlasting Land, as well as all recorded data."

"Another of Vill-V's black technologies? Alright, then I'm a bit interested... how do you operate this typewriter?"

Bai Ge tapped two keys, but discovered he could only type simple letters, immediately understanding he had thought too simply.

After all, for the works of that great inventor, if there wasn't a detailed manual, a normal person would have to try for half a day.

"I don't know how to operate this typewriter either." Elysia shook her head and said.

"Ha? You don't know either, Elysia?"

"Mm~ but it's okay, Vill-V has already told all the usage instructions to a little assistant; come here, Bai Bai, I'll introduce the administrator of this place to you~"

Elysia said, pulling him to a cute armed doll that looked 70-80% similar to herself.

"Ta-da! The fairy administrator of the Elysian Archive Room, an armed doll made with me as the prototype, Fairy Elysia!"

First update, seeking flowers, seeking tickets, seeking tips.

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