Chapter 815
"Mm-hmm, makes sense; then where is the power button? Is it on the sole of the foot like the Shamash?"
Bai Ge asked curiously.
Although the Mu Continent sank, the technology of armed dolls was preserved and developed.
Now the armed doll legion of the Moth is getting bigger and bigger; the Shamash Bai Ge just mentioned doesn't refer to the Shamash, but the combat-type armed doll made with Kevin as the prototype—【Shamash Kevin】.
That's the thing Bai Mouren dismantled in the current civilization.
Its power is fully one percent as strong as Kevin's, enough to blast and kill ordinary Judgment-class Honkai beasts and Herrschers.
However, because the manufacturing cost of combat-type dolls is extremely high, only one 【Shamash Kevin】 was manufactured.
"Not really~ power buttons or something are too not cute; if you want Fairy Elysia to wake up, you need to say the wake-up word."
"Wake-up word? What wake-up word?"
"Mm-hmm~"
Elysia smiled beautifully, then wrote a sentence on a blank archive paper and handed it over.
Bai Ge took it and looked, then his lips curled up slightly.
"Just this?"
"Yeah, it's very simple, right? But if you shout it too softly, you might need to do it again."
"Even if you let me shout this sentence hundreds or thousands of times, it's no problem; then cough cough—my dear Elysia!"
Bai Ge cleared his throat and shouted the 【wake-up word】 for Fairy Elysia; his articulation was clear and his voice was loud, and what's more, his words contained infinite doting and loving emotions.
At the same time, the armed doll Fairy Elysia made a power-on sound effect.
"...... Program starting... system calibration complete... personality loading complete."
The next second, Fairy Elysia opened her eyes; she was like a child who had just woken up, her pale blue eyes, which were more transparent compared to the real Elysia, reflecting the figures of the two.
"Waahhh~ it's a human! Hello~ cute human! I am Fairy Elysia from the Kingdom of Fairy Music, here for an encounter with the important you!"
Fairy Elysia said with a brilliant and pure smile.
With her cute look and tone, maybe someone would really take the setting of coming from the Kingdom of Fairy Music seriously; after all, Fairy Elysia looked like a little angel, easily reminding one of Cupid beside the God of Love.
"Hehe, as expected of being made with Elysia as the prototype; hello, Fairy Elysia, I am Bai Ge; can you tell me how to use this typewriter?"
"Oh my~ what an impatient human; Fairy Elysia has only just woken up from her dream, and you want to work already? I really can't do anything about you~ who let me be a gentle and kind fairy."
Fairy Elysia floated into mid-air with her hands on her hips, then tapped the angel halo on top of her head, letting it emit pink light, and then nodded with satisfaction.
Then she floated to the typewriter on the desk.
"Then let me introduce it to you, this 【Elysian Information Data Acquisition Control Console Interactive Output......】 uh, cough cough! Let me introduce this magical typewriter to you!"
(Ah this, she can't even finish the name herself; by the way, this naming style, I am now 1000% sure it is Vill-V's work......) Bai Ge thought to himself.
"Listen carefully, cute human; this typewriter can print out everything that happens and is recorded in the Elysian Realm in the form of documents, but remember, what it will print is always only the concrete 【facts】, that's all."
Fairy Elysia said, and she operated this typewriter as if demonstrating, and after pressing a few keys whose meaning was unknown, she started typing questions on it.
"Just describing it orally, the cute human might not understand, so let the cute Fairy Elysia give you a demonstration; let me think, what kind of question should I ask? Mm~ got it!"
A light bulb seemed to light up on Fairy Elysia's head.
"Let's go with the most basic, but clearest one! Question: What is the relationship between Bai Ge and Elysia?"
The next second, the typewriter started typing automatically.
Click click click click...
【Bai Ge and Elysia love each other deeply.】
The answer was only such a simple sentence, but it filled a whole sheet of paper, and even more than that.
The typewriter seemed to have gone berserk and started printing this sentence continuously, until the machine started smoking and the paper filled with this sentence covered the entire archive room floor.
"Uh, what's the situation? Is it broken?"
"Oh my! This is really an accident! Although the typewriter only prints objective facts, if it is to emphasize the importance of this fact, it will print it repeatedly several times."
Fairy Elysia started checking the typewriter in a flurry, not forgetting to explain.
"Let me think, according to the settings made by that great magician, important things should be repeated three times, especially important things should be repeated ten times, super important things should be repeated thirty times......"
"Uh, but this has already been several thousand times."
Bai Ge looked at the paper covering the floor, every sheet filled with that sentence.
Although the spacing between words and the horizontal distance weren't short, if there were so many sheets of paper, then that sentence had been printed at least several thousand times, maybe even ten thousand times.
"This only shows that the love between you, human, and the mature me is deep to such a degree; congratulations on achieving the achievement of deep love like the sea, it's really enviable~"
"Waahhh~ didn't expect the relationship between Bai Bai and me could actually make the typewriter overload; so happy, uh, but...... is this typewriter broken?"
"It's okay, it's okay, let me check how it's written in the maintenance manual; first do this, then do that, and finally do this again...... mm... wuwu... forget it! Heave-ho!"
Fairy Elysia flipped through the manual as thick as a dictionary.
Vill-V gave her the full maintenance manual for the typewriter, even marking every part in detail, but she herself wasn't actually a professional armed doll of the engineering department.
Simply put, Fairy Elysia couldn't really understand Vill-V's manual, so she chose the simplest and crudest method, which was using her staff that looked like it would hurt to hit someone with......
Hitting it forcefully!
However...
Duang!
The result of Fairy Elysia hitting it with her staff was that this typewriter completely stopped working.
"Uh, it seems it's completely broken now."
"Eh? I-is that so? How strange, I clearly did it according to what was written in the maintenance manual."
Fairy Elysia scratched her head awkwardly, looking at the typewriter whose keys had popped off and was still emitting electric arcs, not knowing what to do for a moment.
However, she wasn't lying, because the maintenance manual Vill-V gave her did indeed say that using means like hitting it had a very small probability of restoring the faulty typewriter's function.
Bai Ge looked at this scene, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Forget it, let me try."
"Waahhh~ thank you, cute human!"
"You're welcome."
Bai Ge said, taking out the second version of the first Divine Key, Truth Codex, and inputting the keyword to search for 【Elysian Typewriter】; the next second, the details of this typewriter were displayed.
But he didn't choose to repair the broken typewriter, but directly constructed a new one.
"It should be fine now, Fairy Elysia can handle this broken one herself."
"Mm-hmm! Okay!"
Fairy Elysia happily took the new typewriter, then connected it to the Elysian Realm's system, and after checking it and confirming there was no problem, she let out a sigh of relief.
"But speaking of which, since the relationship is deep to this point, human, when will you and the mature me get married? And don't forget to invite the cute Fairy Elysia then; I can be your witness."
"Mm, I will definitely invite you then."
Bai Ge imagined it in his brain.
Let Fairy Elysia hold a basket of flowers and scatter them in the air, the effect should be very good, right?
"Then it's a promise; hope that day comes soon, don't let the cute Fairy Elysia wait too long; uh... if you don't have anything else, go to the amusement park outside for a date; I'm going to clean up the archive room next."
Fairy Elysia said, starting to tidy up.
For an archive room administrator like her, the archive room flooded with paper was unbearable; subsequently, Bai Ge and Elysia didn't disturb her anymore and left.
"I feel that typewriter is very suitable for playing Truth or Dare, or games like Werewolf." Elysia evaluated.
"I quite like Truth or Dare, as for Werewolf or something, I don't know why I have a hateful feeling; Werewolf... Elysian Realm... Elysian Realm Werewolf... my head hurts!"
Bai Ge pressed his head, only feeling like some heart-piercing knives had been forgotten by himself.
"Bai Bai, a-are you okay? Don't scare me!"
"I-I'm fine, it seems like some forgotten memories are trying to attack me; let's go visit other places."
Bai Ge shook his head, throwing away the thoughts just now, and then looked toward the distance of the Elysian Everlasting Land.
"I'm a bit interested in the amusement park Fairy Elysia mentioned; speaking of which, as expected of an armed doll made with you as the prototype, it's really cute everywhere."
Although he said so, Bai Mouren revealed a look of regret.
Because he thought of the Elysia armed doll he had customized, but when the order was about to be completed, the 9th Herrscher suddenly descended and blew up the entire Mu Continent.
This caused Bai Ge's order, which he had waited for a long time, to disappear along with it; just thinking about it made him furious!
(Damn 9th Herrscher, it's fine if you didn't leave me the Herrscher core, but you actually blew up the Elysia doll I waited so long for; I really want to kill you again!)
". 「 Hehe, if you like it, Bai Bai, I can give you a Fairy Fairy doll." Elysia said.
"Mm? What do you mean? Is there more than one?"
"Yes; Fairy Elysia is a mass-produced armed doll; uh, actually I accidentally entered the wrong quantity when ordering, and the engineering department ended up making 15 dolls."
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