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Chapter 818

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Carousel, pirate ship, drop tower, Ferris wheel, roller coaster, and so on—everything that should be there was there, and everywhere was filled with Elysia's pink, cute style.

"Ahem! Welcome to the Elysian Everlasting Amusement Park's first guest. In order for Bai Bai to have a comfortable and pleasant tour, I am now activating special guide service for you!"

Elysia didn't know where she pulled out a small flag, and there was also a small pink megaphone.

"From now on, please call me Guide Fairy Miss!"

"Haha~ Interesting. Then may I ask Guide Fairy Miss, could you please go on a date with me in this amusement park?"

Bai Ge couldn't help but chuckle, then he stroked his chest with one hand and reached out the other toward Elysia.

"Oh my~ This guest is really bold. Inviting the amusement park's Guide Fairy Miss on a date or something... It's my working hours right now, but... if it's Bai Bai, the answer is of course yes!"

Elysia held Bai Ge's hand with a bright smile.

"Is there any project Bai Bai wants to play?"

"Want to play... Elysia?"

Bai Ge stared at the pink fairy in front of him and said seriously.

"As for that~ No, no, no lewd things allowed right now. Let's play the projects I recommend."

Elysia's cheeks flushed red, her smile shy but a few points happier. She suppressed the impulse in her heart, then brought Bai Ge to a giant claw machine.

"Ta-da! First, I recommend one of my favorite projects in the Elysian Everlasting Amusement Park for Bai Bai: clawing dolls."

"Uh, my good Ellie, first of all, I don't see any dolls, and secondly, isn't this claw a bit too big? It feels more like it's used to catch people than to catch dolls."

Bai Ge looked at this giant claw, feeling very familiar. After a review of his memories, he realized that this seemed to be one of the 【Anti-Bai Ge Armaments】 made by Vill-V in the past.

Although it was an armament aimed at capturing and binding, it had no actual lethality, but being transformed into a claw prop for catching dolls in this amusement park still made him feel surprised.

"Bai Bai is really amazing, you actually guessed it."

"...... It really is used to catch people."

"That's right~ Want to give it a try? This is a two-player game, you know. One person operates the mechanical claw while the other can run and dodge freely in the plaza. This really tests one's predictive ability, and there's no need for me to say more..."

Elysia said with her hands on her hips and a serious expression.

"NO! CHEATING! ALLOWED! (No activating Honkai Impact)"

"Ah, well, then I'll use a Divine Key..."

"Of course that's not allowed either! No Authority either!"

Elysia emphasized with her arms crossed. Although she was currently acting as a tour guide for a companion, she still wanted to have some gaming experience.

As Bai Mou's girlfriend, she was very clear about the countless cheats her boyfriend possessed, and she wasn't even sure if she knew all of them.

But if she let Bai Ge use one or two, Elysia felt that for her, the Paradise would turn into a Paradise Lost.

"Alright, alright~ No Authority, no Divine Key, no Honkai Impact, and no pausing time."

"Mm-hmm, that's no problem... wait, did I just hear some incredible information? What is pausing time! How come I've never heard of this move before?"

"Don't worry about it, it's just an ability obtained from a certain brat in the future. Let's play, I'll catch Aili first~"

Bai Ge said as he pushed Elysia onto the platform, then tried to operate the mechanical claw himself.

"Bai Bai is really something, to think he still has secrets."

Elysia looked at her boyfriend with a wry smile. Every time she thought she knew everything about Bai Ge, the next second she would discover even more mist surrounding the young man.

She was like an adventurer exploring unknown seas; whenever she felt she had reached the end of this sea and understood everything about it, she would discover an island she had never seen before appearing ahead.

And at this point, Elysia's compass and map were all lost. She felt she might be lost for a lifetime in this sea named Bai Ge.

"Aili, are you ready?"

"Mm! Come on, Bai Bai, I'm ready!"

Elysia waved her hand and then began to run and dodge on the platform. With Bai Mou's Chimera-like eyesight and rich combat experience, making a prediction was an easy task.

Just as he was incomparably confident and intended to use this mechanical claw to catch the Miss Pink Elf a hundred times.

First time: Miss.

Second time: Miss.

Third time: Dodged.

Fourth time: Miss.

Bai Ge: "???"

Question marks appeared above Bai Mou's head. He looked in disbelief at Elysia, who hadn't let him catch her once on the platform, and found it truly incredible.

Even though his angle and timing were perfect, the result was that no matter how he tried to grab her, a small accident would always happen, allowing this pink elf to escape unexpectedly.

Aili: "Bai Bai, that's it?"

Bai Ge: "... The time isn't over yet, I can play with you all day! I don't believe it!"

Finally, after playing five or six times.

Bai Ge finally caught this super-fast pink elf in the last second before time ran out.

"Caught you, my good Aili!"

"That's right, I've been caught~ Here is your reward."

Elysia jumped down from the mechanical claw, then ran in front of Bai Ge, stood on tiptoe, and kissed the young man on the lips.

Bai Ge's slightly depressed mood instantly improved. He unceremoniously took the initiative and responded, kissing the pink elf before him until she was breathless.

"Hoo~ hoo~ I didn't expect you to be bad at this kind of game, Bai Bai. It's clearly very simple." Elysia said, panting heavily with flushed cheeks.

"I'm surprised myself..."

"Then it's my turn to catch you~"

"It is absolutely impossible for you to catch me even once, Aili!"

Bai Ge said confidently.

However, a few minutes later, his defense was broken again.

Perhaps because she was an archer, Elysia's ability to predict and seize the timing was exceptionally high. In just a few minutes, she had completely achieved the feat of catching and releasing Bai Mou seven times.

"Yay~ Bai Bai, give me my reward!"

"I think there must be something wrong somewhere..." Looking at the mechanical claw in front of him, Bai Ge began to ponder life.

"Oh my~ Bai Bai, you should face reality. Come, drink some milk tea to calm your nerves, it's super sweet." Elysia said as she handed over a cup of double-sugar milk tea.

The food in the Elysian Realm was also a virtual construct made of memories. Although the taste was no different from reality and would make one feel full, in reality, it had no calories at all!

Aili: (This really is heaven/Paradise~)

"I understand now. Is there a possibility that you are too heavy, Aili, so every time I almost catch you, the mechanical claw can't bear the weight and lets you fall again?"

Bai Ge said with a straight face.

"Pfft—! *Cough cough cough cough! *"

Elysia almost choked herself to death on a mouthful of milk tea.

"How could that possibly happen!"

"That's true, after all, I am heavier than Aili."

"Hmph~"

Elysia took a fierce sip of milk tea, and the water level in the cup instantly dropped by half.

Bai Mou very tactfully handed over his own milk tea, which finally earned him the forgiveness of Miss Pink Elf.

After that, the two continued their amusement park date.

Because this was their own Paradise, there was no need to queue or wait; they could play whatever they wanted immediately.

…………A few hours later…………

"In the end, it really has to be the Ferris wheel~"

Elysia looked out at the scenery from the Ferris wheel cabin. The unchanging crimson-gold sunset bathed the amusement park in a layer of beautiful and gorgeous golden halo.

The white-haired youth and the pink elf had already played everything in the amusement park. This Ferris wheel was the final item, and just like its shape.

It was the period representing the end of this perfect day.

"Bai Bai, do you know the three great holy sites for dating?" Elysia suddenly asked.

"Of course, the cinema, the aquarium, and the Ferris wheel. We've been to all of them many times."

Bai Ge recalled the times they had traveled the world together; they had been to these three holy sites more times than he could count.

Although the aquarium and cinema were great, he personally liked the Ferris wheel the best, because the Ferris wheel was most suitable for a confession. In this small world for two, a hundred meters above the ground, no one would disturb you, and the girl couldn't run away.

A boy only needed to prepare a rose and muster up some courage to have a full ten minutes to confess.

And as long as your eloquence was good enough, ten minutes was enough to move a girl to tears, and then after getting off the Ferris wheel, the two could head straight to the Minzheng Bureau to get their marriage certificate.

However, Bai Ge didn't need those ten minutes, because he and Elysia had an infinitely long time.

"I plan to build an aquarium and a cinema in the Elysian Realm later, so that all three holy sites will be complete, and we can go wherever we want in the future." Elysia said, pointing to two empty plots of land reserved in the Paradise.

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