Chapter 1785: Such a Realistic Woman

Wei Yangyang rolled her eyes, then scoffed: "You say that as if no one else has any family assets!"

"But my family assets are more than yours!"

"Then do you have as much as Li Xingyan?"

This retort made the man seal his lips.

Wei Yangyang, however, grew more valiant with every battle.

Her little mouth went off like a machine gun, *da-da-da*: "Do you think you're very outstanding? Someone truly outstanding is like Li Xingyan! Not only is he successful in his career, but he is also self-disciplined; he has eight-pack abs, shoulders like a double-door refrigerator, a V-taper, a defined waistline, a narrow waist—he has it all! And you..."

Wei Yangyang glanced at the blind date man with disdain, then looked away, unable to stand the sight of him.

As for Li Xingyan, whom Wei Yangyang had used as an example...

His brows furrowed.

Wei Yangyang, who was in high spirits, did not notice this subtle change.

She continued to roast the blind date man: "Outstanding people never show off. Conversely, some people have a little money and think every woman in the world must fancy them. Where on earth do you get the courage!?"

With her confidence bolstered, Wei Yangyang's mind became active.

As for the blind date man she was roasting, his face turned the color of an eggplant.

Hindered by the fact that Li Xingyan was still there, the man could not make a move.

He could only resort to belittling Wei Yangyang: "He doesn't fancy you either, so why are you so excited?"

"He may not fancy me, but I am using him as an example to prove that my taste is fine and that I'm not blind enough to treat you like a treasure! You piece of trash who only knows how to objectify women, go eat your steak!"

After saying this, Wei Yangyang picked up a glass of watermelon juice and splashed it onto the blind date man's face!

When had the man ever encountered such a thing? He immediately transformed into a screaming chicken!

Wei Yangyang took advantage of the chaos to grab her bag and slip away.

The man caught a glimpse of a pale purple silhouette moving away out of the corner of his eye and shouted in anger: "Ah!! Wei Yangyang, you just wait..."

"Wait for what? Do you want to cause her trouble? I advise you to abandon that thought, otherwise, I will make you disappear from this world!"

Li Xingyan's sinister voice came from above the man's head.

This warning made the man immediately shut his mouth.

Although he dared not speak, his breathing was very rapid.

A face piled with fat was flushed red from holding his breath.

Meanwhile, Wei Yangyang, who had walked quickly out of the restaurant, felt absolutely delighted!

That kind of trashy man should be scolded fiercely, humiliated fiercely, and fiercely...

Wei Yangyang was venting her anger.

But when she raised her eyes and saw her reflection in the glass, she saw her current state.

She saw that the makeup the stylist had meticulously applied had already disappeared by half.

One side of her face was bright and picturesque, while the other side looked like a palette had been overturned.

That contrast...

Was comparable to a ghost story!

Wei Yangyang screamed in shock: "Why is my face like this!?"

"Because your makeup all rubbed off on my clothes."

Li Xingyan's eerie voice came from behind her.

At the same time, this reminded Wei Yangyang that she had used his suit to wipe her nose...

It's over!

Given Li Xingyan's style, he would definitely settle the score later!

Then would she even have the life to see tomorrow's sun?

Wuwu...

Wei Yangyang wanted to cry again.

Her lips trembled, and she said with red-rimmed eyes: "I'm sorry."

"What, are you acting cowardly now? Weren't you quite bold and eloquent when facing that man just now?"

"I was bold because I had you backing me up. But now... you've come to settle the score with me..."

"Why would I want to settle the score with you?"

Wei Yangyang took a deep breath and then pointed her finger at Li Xingyan's suit.

Li Xingyan understood what Wei Yangyang was worried about.

But he had no intention of pursuing it at all, so he said: "Forget it."

Although Li Xingyan only said two words, to Wei Yangyang's ears, it was no different from the sound of heaven!

She even asked excitedly: "You're really not going to pursue it?"

"If you want me to pursue it, then I will reluctantly..."

"No, no, thank you for not pursuing it!"

Wei Yangyang was afraid Li Xingyan would go back on his word, so she quickly put the matter to rest.

The issue of dirtying the clothes was thus turned over.

But thinking of that blind date partner...

And looking at Wei Yangyang's meticulous attire...

Li Xingyan opened his mouth to remark: "Going on a blind date with someone like that and treating him like a treasure, your taste is truly heavy!"

"It's not like that! The photo the matchmaker showed me was so handsome; who could have guessed it was a catfish!!"

Wei Yangyang explained, feeling very aggrieved.

However, her explanation was met with another assessment from Li Xingyan: "Coming to a blind date just for a photo? You really are shallow enough."

Is liking someone handsome considered shallow?

Then let me ask, who doesn't like a good-looking face?

Could it be that everyone under the sun is shallow?

Wei Yangyang was too angry to let it go and opened her mouth to continue explaining.

But... would it be of any use?

Li Xingyan had already made up his mind that Wei Yangyang was a shallow person.

I'm afraid saying anything would just be a waste of breath.

Since that was the case, Wei Yangyang said petulantly: "Yes, yes, yes, I am shallow, you are noble, so just treat me like a joke and have a laugh, I won't bother you anymore!"

Wei Yangyang walked away as soon as she finished speaking.

She was afraid of being an eyesore to him.

But Li Xingyan noticed that the woman rolled her eyes the moment she turned around.

This made him shake his head.

He thought to himself that women these days are truly realistic.

One second they praise you to the heavens, and the next, they treat you like a venomous snake or a scorpion.

Fortunately, Li Xingyan was in a fairly good mood at the moment, so he couldn't be bothered to argue with her.

After the blind date, it took Wei Yangyang two days to recover before she sought out Jiang Motian.

And she told her about her terrible encounter.

After finishing the whole story, Wei Yangyang bit down hard on a piece of beef jerky and said viciously: "I have a trauma regarding that restaurant now, I'm never going back!"

"Are you traumatized by the restaurant because of the unpleasant experience, or because you're worried about being recognized?"

"... Both!"

Jiang Motian smiled and comforted her: "I think it's the latter. Actually, there's no need to worry; your makeup was ruined at the time, so even if you go back, no one will recognize you."

Wei Yangyang looked over gloomily and asked: "Is this supposed to be comforting?"

"Of course."

"Although it's not very useful, thank you for the comfort anyway."

Wei Yangyang felt bitter inside.

She thought that venting to a good friend would make her feel better.

But why did she feel... like she had become the laughingstock instead?

Sigh!

Seeing Wei Yangyang's shoulders slump and her expression turn melancholy, Jiang Motian stopped joking.

Instead, she said seriously: "We discovered the true colors of that scumbag the first time we met, and didn't suffer any other harm; actually, that can be considered a blessing in disguise."

"Please, that scumbag's volume was so large, it would be hard not to discover his true colors."

Wei Yangyang said with feeling.

Hearing this, Jiang Motian pressed her lips together tightly.

She didn't want to laugh.

She really didn't want to laugh!

But...

"Pfft—"

Jiang Motian failed to hold back her laughter and let out a sound.

She leaned to the side and muttered: "Indeed, the target was too big, it couldn't be hidden even if he wanted to, haha—"

Jiang Motian's laughter sounded as pleasant as silver bells.

But the more Wei Yangyang heard it, the darker her face became.

Finally, she asked gloomily: "You're still laughing, is this very funny!?"