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Chapter 116: Big Gift Pack

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Weakly letting the dog head droop...

"Dog host, don't be discouraged, each upgrade will have a big gift pack waiting for you."

Tongzi spoke in a tone as if trying to pick up a respectable woman and bring her to a brothel.

Wu Yue glanced sideways and said: "System, your so-called big gift pack has no credibility left here; do you remember you embezzled my newbie gift pack?"

Without waiting for the system to pretend to retreat, she immediately said: "Don't keep giving me excuses about bad signal needing repairs."

Saying that, she pulled out two pitch-black unidentified objects from the corner beside her and threw them into a grass nest nearby: "First, hand in my mission."

Wu Yue could clearly feel the system's hesitation at that moment.

After a while, it hemmed and hawed before saying: "The mission can certainly be submitted, but don't tell me this is the legendary dried dandelion greens?"

Tongzi's small voice carried a hint of insecurity; upon seeing the appraisal result, it really doubted whether its appraisal system had gone wrong.

Wu Yue nodded as if it were obvious: "Of course, you haven't appraised it? Absolutely honest, 100% pure natural wild dandelion dried; you won't be taken in, you won't lose out."

Tongzi: "..."

How to put it, dog host, you pulled off this ad really smoothly.

Just egg and vegetables!

"Although inner qualities are important, does appearance then not matter?"

Tongzi looked disillusioned: "Host, your pitch-black dried greens will be suspected as burnt defective goods."

Wu Yue waved her hand indifferently: "What does it matter? As long as I can turn in the mission, it's fine."

The Dog System previously screwed her over with so many bitter vegetable drieds; this time she won't be foolishly tricked again. The Dog System is so stingy, surely hoarding some private stash.

The system, completely unaware that its little foundation could barely hold up, tearfully collected those two ugly dried greens.

It was clearly dissatisfied with this purchase, its small voice full of resentment: "Dog host completed the mission, producing dried dandelion greens; mission reward: points ×10 credited, current points 56. Please dog host, keep striving for greater achievements."

Internally tearful, biting a small handkerchief: "Damn it, the dog host is really a dog; as a poor little system without freedom, what's wrong with giving him a few small points?"

Treating it like a cat or dog to raise, shouldn't it still need dog or cat food?

She waved the small handkerchief: "Dog host, the little system's heart feels uneasy; I'm retiring for now, need to rest early today, bye-bye."

Having said that, it fell silent.

Wu Yue rubbed her nose, feeling a bit stingy.

So tomorrow I'll still give Tongzi some wild vegetables; how much should I give?

Her eyes lit up instantly!

Just give ten plants, she's really too generous!

Tongzi: "..."

I really, really thank you!

The next morning, Wu Yue had just awakened from sleep when her room door was pushed open from outside, and Qingcao rushed in like a gust of wind.

"Yue, get up quick, I have a huge piece of good news to tell you."

Wu Yue, with an unidentified object still hanging from the corner of her eye, sported a fresh-out-of-the-oven chicken-nest hairdo, her face still bearing the imprint of dry grass from a night's deep sleep, she stared blankly at the excited Qingcao running in circles on the ground—has this guy gone mad?

"What the heck is this?"

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