Chapter 171: You've eaten too much shit!

What's god-like sleep? Wu Yue feels she absolutely has the most say right now.

She slept until broad daylight, with no evil spirits in her dream.

She felt refreshed and in high spirits, but upon opening her eyes she almost wanted to curse.

Qingcao, you little thing, sitting silently by my grass hut since early morning—what are you doing?

Scared the hell out of me!

Qingcao looked at her resentfully: "You little thing, still have the nerve to say that? You didn't come looking for me after coming back yesterday—could it be you've found another little tiger out there?"

Wu Yue sat up while giving it a disdainful sideways glance: "Haven't you smelled the fresh scent of a single dog emanating from me?"

Qingcao was taken aback, then moved closer and sniffed hard several times: "No, but your scent is actually quite pleasant."

After saying that, her eyes lit up: "Could this pleasant scent actually be the fresh scent of a single dog?"

Wuyue:...

How should I answer this question of yours?

Seeing her silence, Qingcao shamelessly moved closer again: "Come on, tell me—I smell like wild vegetables left too long."

Wu Yue's mouth twitched. Exactly, in short, it's a stench.

"I just took a bath yesterday."

She felt that if she didn't speak up, Qingcao would start researching mixed perfumes.

Sure enough, upon hearing that, it frowned deeply: "Taking a bath..."

So, what's with that look of yours, as if you're about to be forced down?

Speaking of which, those big cats that normally fear water actually bathe every day, while you pure humans freak out at the mention of a bath.

"Isn't bathing bad? We sweat and work every day; if we don't clean up for a long time, we get all kinds of weird smells, of course it's unpleasant."

Wu Yue's eyes shifted, then she leaned close to Qingcao with a lecherous look and said: "Think about it, why do beastman warriors all like female beastfolk?"

"It's not just because they're strong; there must also be the reason that they smell good."

After saying that, she raised her own arm to Qingcao's nose: "Smell this."

Qingcao inhaled deeply twice, instantly getting starry-eyed: "It smells so good!"

Wu Yue then grabbed her own arm to move in, but encountered strong resistance from someone: "Forget about mine."

"That expression couldn't be more contemptuous."

Wuyue:...

So you yourself despise yourself, despise yourself like crap, yet you hope those fragrant beastman warriors will like you, this stinking pure-human female?

Just the smell would be enough for those keen-smelling beastman warriors to eat a pot.

She looked at her with a look of disgust: "If you can't stand it yourself, can those keen-smelling beastfolk tolerate it?"

Qingcao had a 'what the fuck' look.

How did she not think of that?

She firmly grabbed Wu Yue's arm: "Will you come with me?"

After saying that, her starry-eyed gaze instantly shifted to Wu Yue's head: "By the way, help me do my hair like that too."

While saying that, she tugged at her own dry, frizzy hair: "The grass hut is still comfy without sleeping."

Wu Yue also needed to go to the river to fetch water and wash up, so she agreed.

The two were about to leave when the door was kicked open with great force, making a huge crashing sound, as if the dry grass on the ceiling might fall.

Qingcao was startled, the tall figure instantly hid like a chick behind Wu Yue.

Wu Yue's face instantly darkened, her eyes cold as she looked at the familiar sturdy figure at the doorway: "You've eaten too much shit this early morning!"