Chapter 216: The Strange Discovery Process
Wu Yue hearing this, she felt awful, her little face dark as she looked at him: "With your build, one punch could send me flying—what designs could I possibly have on you?"
Yuan Lang's handsome face showed a hint of regret: "That's really too bad; I thought I might have a chance to fight back."
Wu Yue looked at him with disgust: "Clearly you have ill intentions toward me, you shameless wretch."
Yuan Lang let out a light laugh, then looked at her: "Still not...?"
"Boss, are you really going to treat me like this? Aren't I your beloved little tiger?"
Teng Qian looked at Yuan Lang with a hesitant, uneasy expression, his eyes full of resentment.
Although he's caused some trouble, but when telling the little female these things, does he not care about saving face?
At times like these, there's never a shortage of little experts at screwing over the boss.
Honest Teng Kun just blurted out: "This salt crystal was discovered by my older brother when he was taking a dump."
Saying that, he still wore a proud expression.
Beside him, the distressed Teng Qian instantly felt awful—damn, can he return this kind of brother?
Thinking that the salt crystal in her hand had also been tossed over by Teng Qian just now, Wu Yue reflexively flung it away.
After seeing Teng Qian's resentful expression, she also gave an embarrassed hehe laugh: "Um, isn't this stuff distinguished by tasting?"
"You..."
Why does it have to be linked to taking a dump?
"When my older brother was little, he sat on the toilet too long, so his butt got injured, and sometimes the wound splits open."
"There's nothing here to wipe with, so my older brother had me pick up a stone for him, and I casually grabbed this stone crystal and gave it to him."
I never expected him to yell and jump up, looking like he was in great pain.
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian with great admiration: "I didn't expect you to dote on your younger brother so much; if he were my brother, I'd have beaten him to death long ago."
Teng Qian looked at Wu Yue, moved: "Finally someone understands me."
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian, sighing: "Really didn't expect that even a mighty Beastman Warrior could get hemorrhoids."
"Hemorrhoids? You mean Teng Qian's bleeding-butt disease?" Yuan Lang asked.
Wu Yue nodded, then said with feeling: "Yeah, I just didn't expect that Beastman Warriors could also get hemorrhoids."
Teng Qian chuckled: "I didn't say I had a sore on my mouth, so that's not bad."
"So you're saying Teng Qian, because the wound touched the salt crystal and got stung painfully, that's how you discovered it was salt crystal?"
Teng Qian: "..."
If we don't say it out loud, we can still be friends.
"To confirm it's salt crystal, my older brother even tasted it!"
Teng Kun is practically too proud—being able to discover the salt crystal is a huge merit for the whole Snow Tiger Tribe.
Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian, shocked: "You're... truly great."
Damn, the crystal just used to wipe his butt—how did you manage to pick up another piece and lick it?
It seems they also thought of that, Yuan Lang and Teng Kun's expressions also deep with meaning...
Teng Qian looked up at a forty-five angle, full of resentment, toward the top of the earth cavern.
You lovebirds hurt me, your dog food makes me pretend, I'll bear all the blame.
When will there be two beautiful women to soothe all my wounds—don't ask why two, because I'm seriously injured.
Although the discovery process is somewhat unspeakable, this will surely be a precious item that benefits the whole Snow Tiger Tribe.
End of Chapter
