Chapter 318: An Appointment to Catch Chickens

Lan Pangzi and Tongzi were about to cry, what a lousy host, always liking to hit people's butts.

But this interaction between one person and one Tongzi was perfectly misunderstood by the Beastman Warriors ahead.

He couldn't help but shudder, and with both hands behind him he covered his buttocks.

Then that sympathetic little glance shot towards Yuan Lang beside him.

The boss has a big appetite; can such a little female who often beats the mighty Beastman Warrior's butt really be wanted?

Yuan Lang raised his chin, forcing himself to put on the appearance of an old hand who likes this.

Then he edged up beside Wu Yue and said, "What can we do?"

Wu Yue looked at the basket in their hands and said, "Isn't picking mushrooms fragrant?"

Yuan Lang scrunched his handsome face and said, "Such rough work, shouldn't we handsome Beastman Warriors be doing something else?"

Wu Yue gave a cold look and said, "Do you really have some misunderstanding about yourself?"

She smiled and moved close to Yuan Lang and said, "Do you feel especially tall and handsome every time after you bathe?"

Yuan Lang flicked the bangs on his forehead and said, "How do you know? Have you finally felt my charm?"

Wu Yue chuckled and said, "Because your brain took on water."

Yuan Lang said, "Don't think I don't know you're scolding me."

"Cluck cluck! Cluck cluck!" While the two were bickering, a strangely familiar call came from the bushes beside them.

They exchanged a glance, and Wu Yue said, "That was a chicken call, right?"

Yuan Lang hesitated a moment before saying, "Probably."

Wu Yue lifted her chin, skillfully commanding this Beastman Warrior: "What are you waiting for? Move aside and take a look."

Fate is wonderfully mysterious; Yuan Lang pushed aside the bushes, and in the instant they both poked their heads out, they met a pair of chicken eyes.

This color, this size... cough, the size varies a bit; after all, Wu Yue still hasn't seen such a big hen.

It's a chicken.

Take it back?

Wu Yue's eyes shifted, her gaze toward Yuan Lang shining brightly, and she said, "As a mighty Beastman Warrior, how could you go picking mushrooms?"

She pointed her little hand at the hen earnestly looking for food in the bushes and said, "You should go hunting instead."

Yuan Lang's eye twitched uncontrollably and he said, "You call this hunting?"

His distinctively jointed finger also pointed at the hen.

The hen, looking for food, lifted its head to look at the two fingers pointing at it and said, "Cluck cluck cluck!"

Damn it, pointing at someone with your fingers like that, are you polite?

Whether polite or not, I don't know, but when several mighty Beastman Warriors covered in chicken feathers burst out of the bushes, they felt that this prey, not even enough to fill a tooth gap, was very impolite to them.

Yuan Lang looked at the chicken droppings on his beast-hide boots, his handsome face dark enough to drip water.

His brain just short-circuited, did he really agree to catch chickens for the little female? And alive?

Isn't picking mushrooms fragrant?

The companion beside them reached out and grabbed a chicken, just about to put it in the basket, when they heard a 'cluck' and the chicken in their hand had already died.

Yuan Lang gave him a dark look and said, "Can you be a bit gentler?"

The Beastfolk looked bewildered and said, "What is being gentle?"

Teng Qian gave a deep expression and patted the Beastfolk's shoulder and said, "Just be gentler; the chicken's neck is this thin, if you use brute force, will it still be alive?"

The Beastfolk awkwardly scratched the back of his head and said, "This... I've already been very careful."

Teng Qian looked scornful and said, "If you have little ones in the future, will you also hold them with that force? Such a tiny soft little one, if you grab it with that force, it'll go *crack*..."

Saying this, he stuck out his tongue, rolled his eyes, and said, "Gone."

The Beastman Warrior's face turned a bit pale and he said, "No... won't that happen?"

After being called a dog by Teng Qian like that, he seemed to see the tragic future of his own little ones.

Teng Qian seriously nodded and said, "Raising little ones starts from every small thing."

The Beastman Warrior looked doubtful at Yuan Lang and said, "Boss, I'll follow you."

Indeed, Teng Qian is really unreliable.

Yuan Lang glanced at the little female in the distance, then looked at the few chickens that had died in Teng Qian's basket, solemnly nodded and said, "Oh, Teng Qian is not someone who fools his brothers."

Teng Qian looked disillusioned at his own boss and said, "You must have some misunderstanding about me."

Yuan Lang narrowed his eyes in a smile and silently said to Teng Qian the next line: "You stink, when you start fooling your brothers you're not human."

Teng Qian's face stiffened, he decisively turned his head, pretending to seriously go catch chickens.

After a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up; he's not human anyway, he's a tiger!

Majestic and mighty Snow Tiger Beastman Warrior!

"Cluck cluck cluck, come come, Dad loves you, come into Dad's basket!"

Having just confirmed his identity, Teng Qian hadn't even had time to feel proud when the Beastman Warrior he had just fooled said to a big rooster:

He almost got a thunderous scolding.

Looking at the rooster's eyes gazing up at his brother, those dark, shiny bean eyes inexplicably conveyed a message: "You damn well might have some serious illness."

The slaves' gathering speed was fast; a few people's basket was soon filled.

Wu Yue gathered everyone together, teaching them to distinguish while separating the poisonous mushrooms.

Seeing only those few poisonous mushrooms, Wu Yue felt very relieved; today's harvest was still quite big.

"Alright, today's gathering ends here; after we go back and eat at noon, this afternoon I'll teach you how to process these mushrooms."

You rest a while; I'll go check on the Beastman Warriors.

Having said that, she turned and walked toward where Yuan Lang and the others were.

After seeing Beastman Warriors with their buttocks stuck up and giggling, Wu Yue felt a little disillusioned.

Meanwhile, Yuan Lang, holding a few chickens, felt even more disillusioned. Who could tell him why his long-trained elite Beastman Warriors all turned out like this?

Could his training method be wrong?

Wu Yue walked over to Yuan Lang, glanced at the chickens in his back basket and in his hand, and exclaimed admiringly, "As expected of powerful Beastman Warriors, they're impressive."

Yuan Lang lifted his chin, his expression very proud, and said, "Even when I wasn't a Beastman Warrior, I was an invincible great general."

Wu Yue nodded: "You're awesome, you're awesome!"

The chicken-catching-addicted Beastman Warriors were still somewhat reluctant when Yuan Lang pulled them out of the thicket, and even made plans to come another day to continue catching chickens.

After bringing the slaves back to her small courtyard and teaching them to clean and process the mushrooms, Wu Yue began directing the Beastman Warriors to build chicken coops.

Teng Qian, though slick-talking, is quite reliable in some matters.

After simply telling him to take charge of the chicken coop, he left with two Beastman Warriors to prepare materials.