Chapter 384

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Wu Yue tossed Lan Pangzi's fat butt in her arms: "You still have the nerve to bring up Yuan Lang? If not, take a good look—your butt is as big as two of my faces."

Interpretation: Wu Yue flipped (or tossed) the fatty butt of Lan Pangzi in her embrace: "You still have the nerve to mention Yuan Lang? If not, take a good look at yourself—your butt is as big as two of my faces."

Wu Yue tossed Lan Pangzi's fat butt in her arms: "You still have the nerve to bring up Yuan Lang? If not, take a good look—your butt is as big as two of my faces."

Make sure to keep all info.

Tongzi looked at his host with a wronged expression: "Host, you can insult me, but please don't insult my butt."

Tongzi, hearing this, looked aggrievedly at his host: "Host, you can insult me, but please don't insult my butt."

Damn!

This is an interjection: "I gao!" Probably "I gao!" as a sound. Keep as "I gao!" maybe "I gao!" We'll output: I gao!

Wu Yue stared in disbelief at the earnest Tongzi on the little furry face in her arms, implying, "My face isn't even worthy to be compared to his butt, right?"

Wu Yue looked incredulously at the earnest Tongzi with his small furry face in her arms, meaning: "You're saying my face isn't worthy to be compared to his butt?"

We need to keep nuance. We'll translate: Wu Yue stared in disbelief at the earnest Tongzi with his small furry face in her arms—did he mean my face isn't worthy to be mentioned alongside his butt?

If she could tolerate all this, she might as well quit being a shaman and become a ninja for the Little Devil Country!

If she could put up with all this, she might as well quit being a shaman and become a ninja for the Little Devil Country!

Immediately, he didn't even bother to admire the beastman's beauty, he grabbed Lan Pangzi's neck meat and slapped that fat butt several times hard.

Immediately, she didn't even have time to admire the beastfolk's beauty across from her; she grabbed the nape of Lan Pangzi's neck and gave his fat butt several resounding slaps.

The pain in his butt came through, the crisp slap still echoing in his ears; Tongzi first stared in disbelief at his own butt and at his host's slightly smug face.

The pain from his butt came, the crisp slap still echoing in his ears; Tongzi first stared in disbelief at his own butt and at his host's face still bearing a hint of smugness.

Only then did he realize that, because of a slip of the tongue, he had been spanked by the hateful host.

Only then did he realize that, because of a slip of the tongue, he had actually been spanked by that hateful host.

His five-short system, which is far larger than the host's two lifetimes put together, actually got spanked?

His system, which was vastly older than the host's two lifetimes combined, actually got spanked?

If this gets out, does he even want to remain a system?

If this got out, would he still want to be a system?

"Ahhh! Ahhh!"

"Awoo! Awoo!"

Dog host, does the system have no shame? You can't touch a man's butt!

"Dog host, don't you care about face? A man's butt can't be touched!"

Wu Yue narrowed her eyes at the blue fatty in her hand, who wasn't even as long as her arm: "Where did you even get the idea that you're a man?"

Wu Yue narrowed her eyes at the Lan Pangzi in her hand, still shorter than her arm: "Where did you get the idea that you're a man?"

After saying that, his gaze turned somewhat lecherous toward the space between the blue fatty's legs.

Having said that, her gaze turned somewhat lewd toward the space between Lan Pangzi's legs.

His dangerous gaze was so clear that Tongzi couldn't help but notice; he quickly clenched his butt and squeezed his legs together.

That dangerous gaze was so clear; how could Tongzi not feel it? He hastily clenched his anus and squeezed his legs together.

Feeling a mix of shame and indignation, he looked at his shameless host: "Host, where's your integrity?"

Feeling somewhat ashamed and indignant, he looked at his shameless host: "Host, where's your integrity?"

Wu Yue flicked her wrist, shaking Tongzi: "My integrity's been eaten by you."

Tongzi: "..."

Dog host, don't think I don't know you're cursing me!

"Dog host, don't think I don't know you're cursing me!"

Obviously it was my integrity that the dog ate, yet you say I ate it—does that mean I'm basically a dog?

"Clearly it was my integrity eaten by a dog, yet you say it was eaten by me—meaning I'm basically a dog!"

"After all these years of sincere affection, it's ultimately been wasted!"

"All these years of sincere affection ended up wasted!"

Wu Yue let out a deep sigh, giving Tongzi a look of affectionate exasperation: "As a system, your math is really frustrating—we haven't even been together a year, have we?"

Wu Yue let out a deep sigh, giving Tongzi a look of affectionate exasperation at his mental slowness: "As a system, your math is really frustrating—we haven't even been together a year, have we?"

Tongzi's little face stiffened: "Ah… ah ha, really? Then why do I feel our feelings have lasted several centuries? It must be a special 'ape feces'!"

Tongzi's small face stiffened: "Ah... ah ha, really? Then why do I feel our feelings have lasted several centuries? It must be a special 'ape shit'!"

"It must be a karmic bond..."

"It's probably a karmic debt..."

Wu Yue replied bluntly.

While the human and the system bickered back and forth, Yuan Lang struggled out of the bombardment from his father A'mu and managed to get beside the little female he'd been longing for.

Wu Yue and Tongzi were bickering here, while Yuan Lang, on the other side, had struggled out from the bombardment of his father A Mu and managed to get beside the little female he longed for.

Seeing the blue fatty, who had been secretly tinkering with his beast hide group all along, get spanked made him feel delighted; even letting the Rock Salt tribe's shaman go wasn't as depressing anymore.

Seeing Lan Pangzi, who had been secretly fiddling with his beast hide gear all along, getting spanked made him feel delighted; even letting the Rock Salt Tribe shamaness go wasn't as depressing.

Sensing the beastman's unfriendly gaze, the howling Tongzi turned his little head to look.

It seemed he sensed the beastfolk's unfriendly gaze; the howling Tongzi turned his little head to look.

He saw the big-butted beastman standing not far away, wearing a pleased expression as he watched the commotion.

He saw that big-butt beastfolk standing not far away, wearing a pleased expression as he watched the commotion.

The little furry face suddenly felt embarrassed, struggling to break free from his host's hand: "Host, that big-butted beastman seems to have something to say to you—I'm retreating now, I'll go take a relaxing bath."

The small-furred face suddenly felt embarrassed; he struggled free from his host's hand: "Host, that big-butt beastfolk seems to have something to say to you—I'm retreating first, going to take a relaxing bath."

After saying that, he scurried away on his four tiny paws.

Having said that, he retreated, flailing his four little paws.

Watching that creature's wobbly, jiggly butt as it ran, Wu Yue silently wiped away sweat.

Watching that creature's wobbly, jiggly butt as it ran, Wu Yue silently wiped her brow.

And that little furball gets to take a luxurious bath! What kind of household conditions are these!

Damn, a little furry kid still gets to take a comfortable bath! What kind of living conditions are these!

"Is there any food to eat?"

"Is there anything to eat?"

Yuan Lang looked at the little female before him, feeling the urge to tear apart a few fierce beasts gradually fade, replaced by a sense of ease and comfort he'd never known before.

Yuan Lang looked at the little female before him; the urge to instantly tear apart a few fierce beasts faded, replaced by a comfort and ease he'd never known.

Seeing the beastman's fatigue, Wu Yue felt as if a pair of soft little hands were touching her heart, and she nodded: "Let's go."

Seeing the beastfolk's weary face, Wu Yue felt as if a pair of soft little hands were touching her heart; she nodded: "Let's go."

Having said that, she turned and walked toward her own courtyard.

"That shaman of the Rock Salt tribe seems to know the original owner, and it appears something happened between them."

"That Rock Salt Tribe shamaness seems to know the original owner, and it seems something happened between them."

The beastman's voice was low: "I thought the shaman wanted the original owner to become her partner, but the original owner refused; however, judging from the shaman's reaction today, things aren't that simple."

The beastfolk's voice was low: "I originally thought the shamaness wanted the original owner to become her partner, but the original owner refused; however, judging from the shamaness's reaction today, things aren't that simple."

"The shaman's words seemed to indicate she had sacrificed a lot for the original owner."

"The shamaness's words seem to indicate she has given a lot for the original owner."

Is it connected to the original Yuan Lang?

"Is this related to the original Yuan Lang?"

Wu Yue frowned: "Don't you have any memory of this part?"

Wu Yue frowned: "Don't you have any memory of this?"

Yuan Lang shook his head: "If I had memories, I should know this Rock Salt tribe shaman, but I have no recollection of that female at all."

Yuan Lang shook his head: "If I had memories, I should know this Rock Salt Tribe shamaness, but I have no recollection of that female at all."

It can't be amnesia, can it?

"It can't be amnesia, can it?"

Thinking about how the original owner was gravely injured when he arrived in this world, Yuan Lang also felt a bit uncertain.

Thinking back to how the original owner was gravely injured when he arrived in this world, Yuan Lang also felt a bit uncertain.

"How is that shaman doing now?"

"How is that shamaness now?"

Although Tongzi had already mentioned the shaman earlier, Yuan Lang didn't realize he could communicate with the system, so Wu Yue asked again.

Although Tongzi had already mentioned the shamaness earlier, Yuan Lang didn't know he could communicate with Tongzi, so Wu Yue asked again.

"That shaman's obsession runs deep, and she's not some novice from a weak tribe, so I want to kill her to prevent future trouble."

"That shamaness's obsession runs deep, and she's not just some weak tribe's shaman disciple—I want to kill her to avoid future trouble."

Saying that, he thought of those Scorpion tribe beastmen who had sabotaged him, and Yuan Lang's handsome face darkened.

Saying that, he thought of those Poison Scorpion Tribe beastfolk who had ruined his plans, and Yuan Lang's handsome face darkened as well.

"Who would have thought that just as the shaman was about to die, the Scorpion tribe beastmen rescued her, leaving him no choice but to let them go."

"Who would have thought that just as the shamaness was about to die, she was rescued by the Poison Scorpion Tribe beastfolk, and in the end we could only let them leave."

With the creak of the door being pushed open, Wu Yue's voice sounded nearby: "Come in."

"What? Are you afraid of a little shaman disciple, General?"

"How? Are you, General, afraid of a mere shaman disciple?"

The little female's voice carried a faint smile and teasing, her watery eyes also smiling as they looked at him, filled with moonlight.

The little female's voice carried a faint smile and teasing; her watery eyes also smiled at him, full of moonlight.

Yuan Lang's heart felt as if it had been scratched, tingling and numb.

This is the first time the little female, upon learning his identity, has called him "General."

This is the first time the little female, after learning his identity, has called him "General."

Thinking about it, since Teng Qian and Teng Kun also started calling him boss, it's been a long time since he heard that title, and for a moment it felt both unfamiliar and nostalgic.

Think about it: since Teng Qian and Teng Kun started calling him boss, it's been a long time since he heard that title; for a moment it felt both unfamiliar and nostalgic.

The two walked all the way to the kitchen, and Wu Yue brought out the food from the pot and placed it in the pavilion in the courtyard.

The two walked all the way into the kitchen; Wu Yue took the food from the pot and placed it in the pavilion in the courtyard.

Looking at the beastman's eating habits, which seemed ingrained in his bones, she couldn't help but recall her own usual way of eating.

Looking at the beastfolk across from her, whose eating habits seemed ingrained in his bones, she couldn't help but recall her own usual way of eating.

But the memory reel in her mind only played the first frame before she forcibly cut it off.

She still refused to think about having to eat with a basin or something...

"The rock salt tribe's witch priestess and we are not on the same territory; although the Chiyan Pingyuan is adjacent to the Polar Forest, the distance is not close at all."

"If we say that before she could still use the salt exchange matter to make things difficult for us, now that we have our own salt, she has nothing she can use to control us."

"There is still only one thing that needs attention..."

"After hearing the news today that the rock salt tribe's witch priestess had not died, Wu Yue thought, if I were that witch priestess..."

"Hehe..."

"Although she would not shamelessly pursue a male who does not like her, if she had almost been killed and barely managed to save her life, her heart would still be full of hatred."

"Then she would definitely use every means possible to make sure the other party does not have it easy."

"Therefore, putting oneself in another's shoes, that witch priestess is also no good bird, and baggage is inevitable."

"Tongzi, who was comfortably taking a bath, hearing his host's inner voice, could not help but plunge his mouth into the bathwater and burst out laughing loudly."

"The dog host is truly self-aware, even knowing that she herself is no good bird."

"Yuan Lang was eating food, waiting for the next sentence from the little female, but after a while he still heard nothing."

"He couldn't help but raise his head in doubt, and saw the little female's face with a rather fierce expression: 'Are you thinking about that enemy?'"

"Being asked that by the beastfolk, Wu Yue finally came back to her senses, her small face rather solemn as she said: 'I am thinking, if I were that rock salt tribe's witch priestess, I would definitely try every means to take revenge on you; if I can't kill you, I'll mess up your tribe.'"

"Yuan Lang's expression suddenly stiffened: 'Wake up, you are now this tribe's shaman disciple.'"

"Wu Yue embarrassedly hehe-laughed: 'So as long as we know that witch priestess will definitely come to take revenge on us, we just need not to let our guard down and strive to become stronger.'"

"I originally thought this wonderful speech would earn a look of appreciation from the beastfolk, but unexpectedly after the beastfolk stuffed a mouthful of rice, he still looked at her with that same expression."

"Wu Yue's mood was like wanting to wash her father's feet but being overwhelmed by the huge odor coming straight at her, feeling somewhat like a sister caring for you while you treat her this way—a sense of misplaced affection."

"I really want to ask, is it that you're not convinced?"

"But the words about to blurt out, upon seeing the beastfolk's tight muscles and developed chest, she chose to give a sideways grin."

"\"After finishing the food, go rest early; not resting will surely make you tired. \""

"Seeing the little female's sullen yet silent angry look, Yuan Lang had no depression left in his heart; he could only use food to cover up the upturned corners of his mouth."

"\"After the trade fair ends, the remaining time can be devoted to storing food; with the heated bed, we can spend this winter sleeping on the kang. \""

"Thinking of eating hot food on the warm kang, occasionally roasting sweet potatoes or potatoes on the stove, even..."

"And being able to chubby Tongzi and rub him, life simply couldn't be better; it's practically her ideal lazy-person life."

"Imagining the good life, a certain female unconsciously let out a pig-like laugh, also wearing the foolish expression of a landlord's idiot son."

"But the next moment, the beastfolk mercilessly shattered her beautiful imagination: 'As far as I know, in winter large carnivorous beasts and ferocious beasts lack food, each time there will be a beast tide attacking various tribes, and there is no such thing as a good overwintering life.'"

"Wu Yue's small face suddenly stiffened: 'What? Beast tide!'"

"Meow meow, why has nobody ever told her that a miserable winter with no food actually also comes with the even more miserable beast tide?"

"Seeing her disillusioned expression, Yuan Lang unconsciously laughed: 'You wouldn't think that the exalted status of beastfolk warriors and half-beast warriors is just because they usually charge to the front in battle, would you?'"

"Wu Yue's small face was embarrassed; what could she say?"

"She had indeed thought that before!"

"\"Beast tide! How scary is it? How many beasts? \""

"The reason winter is a terrifying season is not only because of food shortage; most importantly, it is this beast tide."

"When half of winter has passed, many large carnivorous beasts and ferocious beasts have already eaten up the hunt-able food around them, so our tribes have become their targets."

"High-ranking ferocious beasts are very smart; they will not come attack the tribes themselves, but always gather many other ferocious beasts and carnivorous beasts from their territories to form a beast tide."

"Therefore, the food in the tribes is first provided to the beastfolk warriors and half-beast warriors."

"Wu Yue's mouth twitched; just one tribe's ferocious beast is already formidable, and now they tell her there is a beast tide!"

"Dealing with such ferocious beasts, an ordinary male going up is basically just delivering vegetables."

"Wu Yue touched her somewhat sore little heart, why does she feel so miserable?"

"I just want to live a plain pastoral little life; oh heavens, do you have any objections to this cute, kind, and beautiful little female of mine?"

"\"Ugh~\""

"In his mind came a clear vomiting sound, as if echoing all around 360 degrees; Tongzi, who was taking a bath listening to gossip, was made by his host's series of shameless self-praise to feel some stomach twinges, and accidentally made a sound that could be misunderstood."

"\"Host, I've eaten a bit too much, can you understand me? \""

"Wu Yue hehe: 'Understand, understand, take your time soaking; later I'll give you an animal oil massage!'"

"Press your system into a horse-massage-Tongzi, short for 'Ma Tong'!"

"Feeling the sinister malice from his host, Tongzi decisively jumped out of his beloved little bathtub with a shout of wet hair."

"Taking a bath is precious, but a horse-massage is even more expensive; if it's for the sake of one's life, both can be abandoned."

"Having packed his little luggage, he decided to hide at his younger brother's place, returning when the world is peaceful again."

"After calling out twice, his own Tongzi still made no sound; Wu Yue vaguely guessed that this guy must have run away dripping wet."

"Count yourself lucky you ran fast!"

"\"Is there any way to possibly reduce tribal casualties as much as possible? \""

"Wu Yue's heart suddenly felt heavy; since the danger is already before her eyes, her idea of living a plain little life can only be pushed back."

"Yuan Lang frowned: 'I have already been trying to make the bows I used before, but the bowstring material is never satisfactory.'"

"\"Is it made of beast sinew? \""

"Wu Yue has not studied weapons much, but she has seen in some books that beast sinew is currently a fairly good material for making bowstrings."

"Yuan Lang nodded: 'The beast sinew brought back from hunting, I and Teng Qian and Teng Kun will all use to try; perhaps because beastfolk have greater strength, even the sinew of the strongest wild beast will snap after only a few uses.'"

"Indeed, Wu Yue also thought of how in this world beastfolk warriors can easily carry several hundred jin and still have wind at their feet."

"\"Since wild beast sinew cannot be used, what about ferocious beast sinew? \""

"Yuan Lang nodded: 'I haven't tested it yet; I also have a few ferocious beast sinews in my hand, tested a few and they are always somewhat unsatisfactory; if among the remaining few we still cannot find a suitable one...'"

"His deep-set eyes looked toward the depths of the Polar Forest: 'I'm afraid we'll have to go deep into the forest again.'"

Have you ever thought about creating a purely human army, just like your former country?

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