Chapter 468: Danger
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Some tiger kept pressing its paw on the pig's head, rubbing back and forth, and that fuzzy tiger face looked smug no matter how you looked at it.
Wu Yue wore a cold expression—could this be the legendary 'press to the ground and rub'?
"Little female, are you alright?"
Wu Yue chuckled: "Not hurt? I was almost scared to piss myself!"
The beastfolk's forepaw twitched, almost releasing the pig's head beneath it, and it hurriedly rubbed the pig's head back.
Looking shocked at the little female before him: "Pee... scared to piss!"
Having said that, he still looked with disillusionment at the little female's legs exposed in front of him.
"..." No suspicious water traces found, huh?
The tiger head lowered slightly to sniff the air, the tiger face puzzled...
Also no suspicious smell, huh?
Wu Yue's mouth corner twitched wildly: "Stop sniffing, I'm still some distance from being scared to piss."
This big tiger is really enough...
Wu Yue's skinny little fist itched, really wanting to smash that dead beastfolk's tiger head.
"What should we do with this wild boar? Killing it would leave a bloody smell; otherwise, let's come another day to look for poisonous grass."
Wu Yue's eyes held a hint of hope.
Just say we'll come another day; why look for poisonous grass when a good beating would be nicer?
Why must we look for poisonous grass for a problem that could be solved with violence?
The sturdy snow tiger tilted its head, lifting the paw pressing on the wild boar slightly.
In the wild boar's dark, beady eyes a flicker of joy seemed to pass—could this beastfolk be letting me go? What a rare fortune for a pig's life...
Beside her, Wu Yue's round eyes also flashed with the same delight—were we going to kill this pig and then head back?
Different-shaped eyes, yet the same little gleam of relief!
But after that snow-white tiger paw lifted a bit, it came down with even greater force.
The wild boar, still reveling in its fortune, hadn't even lifted its body before its head tilted and it lost consciousness.
The beastfolk flicked its paw: "See, no bloody smell now."
As a distinguished general of a nation, killing a pig without spilling blood is nothing.
The tiger face was smug!
Wu Yue: "..."
Dead pig: "..."
The clown turns out to be ourselves...
The snow tiger's body was enveloped in a halo of light; moments later, Yuan Lang's handsome face appeared again before Wu Yue's eyes.
"How is it, little female, have you found it?"
Wu Yue's stiff face: "Just as I walked over to those bushes, I ran into this wild boar."
Yuan Lang turned upon hearing that: "Let's go, I'll accompany you."
Wu Yue followed stiffly behind the beastfolk, feeling that the earlier bragging was being poked apart bit by bit.
The dense thicket had already been ruined by the wild boars; on the other side, the boars foraging for food had dug several large pits.
Wu Yue followed the beastfolk across the thicket: "These wild boars' destructiveness is really..."
"Huh?" Her gaze suddenly locked onto a black lump of earth.
Called a lump of earth, but it seemed to have been gnawed by the wild boar, and the exposed side was actually clean and milky white.
Aside from size, this thing looked exactly like a taro.
Moreover, since the wild boar can eat it, it must be non-toxic.
"System, submit the task of discovering new food."
"Ding~ Please wait, host, the system is detecting."
Wu Yue: "..."
So, Dog System, why didn't you respond to my call just now!!!
"Detection complete: a mildly toxic root vegetable; please name it, host."
It just won't answer any questions outside of tasks; this businesslike Dog System is really awesome!
Some tiger kept pressing its paw on the pig's head, rubbing back and forth, and that fuzzy tiger face looked smug no matter how you looked at it.
Wu Yue wore a cold expression—could this be the legendary 'press to the ground and rub'?
"Little female, are you alright?"
Wu Yue chuckled: "Not hurt? I was almost scared to piss myself!"
The beastfolk's forepaw twitched, almost releasing the pig's head beneath it, and it hurriedly rubbed the pig's head back.
Looking shocked at the little female before him: "Pee... scared to piss!"
Having said that, he still looked with disillusionment at the little female's legs exposed in front of him.
"..." No suspicious water traces found, huh?
The tiger head lowered slightly to sniff the air, the tiger face puzzled...
Also no suspicious smell, huh?
Wu Yue's mouth corner twitched wildly: "Stop sniffing, I'm still some distance from being scared to piss."
This big tiger is really enough...
Wu Yue's skinny little fist itched, really wanting to smash that dead beastfolk's tiger head.
What should we do with this wild boar? If we kill it, there will be a bloody smell; otherwise, we can come back another day to look for poisonous herbs?
Wu Yue's eyes held a glimmer of hope.
Come on, let's just say we'll come another day; what poisonous herbs are we looking for? Wouldn't it be nicer to just give it a beating?
If a problem can be solved with violence, why must we look for poisonous herbs?
The sturdy Snow Tiger tilted its head, pressing its tiger claw on the wild boar and lifting it slightly.
In the wild boar's dark, beady eyes, a hint of joy seemed to flash—could this Beastfolk be letting me go? What a rare stroke of luck for a pig's life...
Beside her, Wu Yue's round eyes flickered with the same surprise—are we going to kill this boar and then head back?
Different-shaped eyes, yet the same little gleam of relief!
But after lifting that white tiger claw a bit, it came down with even greater force.
The wild boar, still reveling in its relief, hadn't even lifted its body before its head tilted and it lost consciousness.
The Beastfolk flicked its claw: "See, no bloody smell now."
As a high-ranking general of a nation, killing a pig without spilling blood is nothing.
The tiger face showed pride!
Wuyue:...
Dead pig:...
The clown turns out to be ourselves...
The Snow Tiger's body was enveloped in a halo of light; moments later, Yuan Lang's handsome face appeared again before Wu Yue's eyes.
How about it, little female, have you found it?
Wu Yue with a stiff face: "Just as I walked over to that thicket, I encountered this wild boar."
Yuan Lang turned upon hearing that: "Let's go, I'll accompany you."
Wu Yue followed stiff-footed behind a certain Beastfolk, feeling the earlier boast being poked apart bit by bit.
The dense thicket had already been ruined by the wild boar; on the other side, the boar's search for food had dug several large pits.
Wu Yue followed the Beastfolk across the thicket: "These wild boars' destructiveness is really..."
"Huh?" Her gaze suddenly focused on a black lump of earth.
Though called a lump of earth, it seemed to have been gnawed by the wild boar, and the exposed side was actually a clean, milky white.
Aside from size, this thing looks exactly like a taro.
Moreover, since the wild boar can eat it, it must be non-toxic.
System, submit the task of discovering new food.
Ding~ Please wait, host; the system is currently detecting.
Wuyue:...
So, Dog System, why didn't you respond to my call just now!!!
Detection complete: a mildly toxic root vegetable; please name it, host.
It refuses to answer any non-task questions; this businesslike Dog System is truly awesome!
A certain tiger's paw, still pressing on the pig's head, kept rubbing back and forth; its furry tiger face showed a hint of pride no matter how you looked.
Wu Yue wore a cold expression—could this be the legendary pressing-and-rubbing-on-the-ground?
Little female, are you alright?
Wu Yue chuckled: "Alright? I'm about to be scared into peeing!"
A certain Beastfolk's forepaw twitched, almost loosening its grip on the pig's head; it hurriedly rubbed the head back into place.
Looking astonished at the little female before it, it said: "Pee... scared into peeing!"
After saying that, it still gave a disillusioned look at the little female's legs exposed in front.
"..." No suspicious water traces were found, right?
The tiger head lowered slightly to sniff the air; the tiger face looked puzzled...
There's also no suspicious smell, right?
Wu Yue's mouth twitched wildly: "Stop sniffing; I'm still some distance from being scared into peeing."
This big tiger is really enough...
Wu Yue's skinny little fist twitched, really wanting to smash that dead Beastfolk's tiger head.
What should we do with this wild boar? If we kill it, there will be a bloody smell; otherwise, we can come back another day to look for poisonous herbs?
Wu Yue's eyes held a glimmer of hope.
Come on, let's just say we'll come another day; what poisonous herbs are we looking for? Wouldn't it be nicer to just give it a beating?
If a problem can be solved with violence, why must we look for poisonous herbs?
The sturdy Snow Tiger tilted its head, pressing its tiger claw on the wild boar and lifting it slightly.
In the wild boar's dark, beady eyes, a hint of joy seemed to flash—could this Beastfolk be letting me go? What a rare stroke of luck for a pig's life...
Beside her, Wu Yue's round eyes flickered with the same surprise—are we going to kill this boar and then head back?
Different-shaped eyes, yet the same little gleam of relief!
But after lifting that white tiger claw a bit, it came down with even greater force.
The wild boar, still reveling in its relief, hadn't even lifted its body before its head tilted and it lost consciousness.
The Beastfolk flicked its claw: "See, no bloody smell now."
As a high-ranking general of a nation, killing a pig without spilling blood is nothing.
The tiger face showed pride!
Wuyue:...
Dead Pig: "..."
The clown is actually ourselves...
The snow tiger's body was enveloped in a halo of light, and after a moment, Yuan Lang's handsome face appeared again in Wu Yue's eyes.
"How is it, little female, have you found it?"
Wu Yue, with a stiff face: "Just as I walked over to that thicket, I encountered this wild boar."
Yuan Lang turned upon hearing that: "Let's go, I'll accompany you."
Wu Yue followed stiff-footed behind a certain beastperson, feeling that his earlier bragging was being poked apart bit by bit.
The dense thicket had already been ruined by the wild boars, and on the other side of the thicket, several large pits had been dug by the wild boars searching for food.
Wu Yue followed behind the beastperson and crossed the thicket: "These wild boars' destructiveness is really..."
"Huh?" Her gaze suddenly focused on a pitch-black "clump of earth."
Though called a clump of earth, it seemed to have been gnawed by the wild boar, and the exposed side was actually a clean milky white.
Aside from size, this thing is exactly like a taro.
Moreover, since the wild boar can eat it, that indicates it is non-toxic.
"System, submit the task of discovering new food."
"Ding~ Please wait, host, the system is currently detecting."
Wu Yue: "..."
So, Dog System, why didn't you respond to my call just now!!!
"Detection complete: a mildly toxic root vegetable food; please name it, host."
It just doesn't answer any questions outside of tasks; the businesslike Dog System is really awesome!
A certain tiger kept pressing its paw against the pig's head, rubbing back and forth, and its furry tiger face showed a hint of smugness no matter how you looked at it.
Wu Yue wore a cold face; could this be the legendary pressing someone to the ground and rubbing?
"Little female, are you alright?"
Wu Yue chuckled: "Alright? I'm about to be scared into peeing!"
A certain beastperson's forepaw twitched, almost loosening its grip on the pig's head, and it hastily rubbed the pig's head back.
Looking astonished at the little female before it: "Pee... scared into peeing!"
After saying that, it still gave a disillusioned look at the little female's legs exposed in front.
"..." No suspicious water traces were found, huh?
The tiger's head lowered slightly to sniff the air, the tiger's face puzzled...
Also, there's no suspicious smell, huh?
Wu Yue's mouth twitched wildly: "Stop sniffing, I'm still some distance away from being scared into peeing."
This big tiger is really enough...
Wu Yue's skinny little fist twitched, really wanting to smash that damned beastperson's tiger head.
"What should we do with this wild boar? If we kill it, there will be a bloody smell; otherwise, we could come another day to look for poisonous herbs?"
Wu Yue's eyes held a hint of hope.
Hurry up and say we'll do it another day; why look for poisonous herbs when a good beating would be nicer?
Why must we look for poisonous herbs for problems that could be solved with violence?
The sturdy snow tiger tilted its head, lifting its paw pressing on the wild boar slightly.
In the wild boar's dark, beady eyes, a hint of joy seemed to flash—could this beastperson be letting me go? What a rare fortune for a pig's life...
Beside her, Wu Yue's round eyes also flickered with the same surprise—are we going to kill this pig and then head back?
Different shaped eyes, yet the same little gaze of relief!
But after lifting that snow-white tiger claw a bit, it came down with even greater force.
The wild boar that had just been feeling fortunate didn't even have time to lift its body before its head tilted and it lost consciousness.
The beastperson flicked its paw: "See, no bloody smell now."
As a distinguished general of a nation, killing a pig without spilling blood is nothing but a trivial matter.
The tiger's face was smug!
Wu Yue: "..."
Dead Pig: "..."
The clown is actually ourselves...
The snow tiger's body was enveloped in a halo of light, and after a moment, Yuan Lang's handsome face appeared again in Wu Yue's eyes.
"How is it, little female, have you found it?"
Wu Yue, with a stiff face: "Just as I walked over to that thicket, I encountered this wild boar."
Yuan Lang turned upon hearing that: "Let's go, I'll accompany you."
Wu Yue followed stiff-footed behind a certain beastperson, feeling that his earlier bragging was being poked apart bit by bit.
The dense thicket had already been ruined by the wild boars, and on the other side of the thicket, several large pits had been dug by the wild boars searching for food.
Wu Yue followed behind the beastperson and crossed the thicket: "These wild boars' destructiveness is really..."
"Huh?" Her gaze suddenly focused on a pitch-black "clump of earth."
Though called a clump of earth, it seemed to have been gnawed by the wild boar, and the exposed side was actually a clean milky white.
End of Chapter
