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Chapter 97: System is awesome!

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A certain tiger kept pressing its paw on the pig's head, rubbing it back and forth, its fluffy face full of smugness.

Wu Yue's face was cold: 'Is this really the legendary press-to-the-ground-and-rub?'

Little female, are you okay?

Wu Yue chuckled: 'Nothing? I was about to be scared into peeing!'

A certain Beastfolk's forepaw twitched, almost loosening the pig's head under its claw, and it hurriedly rubbed the pig's head back.

He stared at the little female in shock: 'Scared to pee!'

After saying that, he still looked with a disillusioned expression at the little female's legs exposed in front of him.

'.' Not found any suspicious water traces, right?

The tiger's head lowered slightly, sniffing the air; its face showed puzzlement.

Also, no suspicious smell, right?

Wu Yue's mouth twitched wildly: 'Stop sniffing, I'm still some distance from being scared into peeing.'

This big tiger is really enough!

Wu Yue's skinny little fist twitched with urge; she really wanted to smash that damned Beastfolk's tiger head.

'What should we do with this wild boar? Killing it would leave a bloody smell; otherwise, we could come another day to look for poison grass?'

Wu Yue's eyes held a hint of hope.

'Just say we'll come another day; why look for poison grass? Wouldn't it be nicer to just beat it up?'

'Why must we look for poison grass for a problem that could be solved with violence?'

The sturdy Snow Tiger tilted its head, lifting its paw pressing on the wild boar slightly.

In the wild boar's dark, beady eyes a flicker of joy seemed to pass—could this Beastfolk be letting me go? What a rare fortune for a pig's life.

Beside her, Wu Yue's round eyes flickered with the same delight—were we going to kill this pig and then head back?

'Different shaped eyes, yet the same little gaze of relief!'

But after lifting that white tiger paw a bit, it came down with even greater force.

The wild boar that had just been feeling relief didn't have time to lift its body; its head tilted and it lost consciousness.

The Beastfolk flicked its paw: 'See, no bloody smell now.'

As a distinguished general of a nation, killing a pig without spilling blood is nothing.

The tiger's face was smug!

Wu Yue: '.'

Dead pig: '.'

The clown turns out to be ourselves.

The Snow Tiger's body was enveloped in a halo of light; moments later, Yuan Lang's handsome face appeared again before Wu Yue's eyes.

'How about it, little female, have you found it?'

Wu Yue's stiff face: 'Just as I walked over to that thicket, I ran into this wild boar.'

Upon hearing that, Yuan Lang turned: 'Let's go, I'll accompany you.'

Wu Yue followed stiff-footed behind a certain Beastfolk, feeling that the bragging she'd just done was being poked apart bit by bit.

The dense thicket had already been ruined by the wild boars; on the other side, the boars foraging for food had dug several large pits.

Wu Yue followed the Beastfolk across the thicket: 'These wild boars' destructiveness is really.'

'Huh?' Her gaze suddenly focused on a black lump of earth.

Though called a lump of earth, it seemed to have been gnawed by the wild boar, and the exposed side was actually clean and milky white.

Aside from size, this thing looked exactly like a taro.

Moreover, since the wild boar can eat it, it must be non-toxic.

'System, submit the task of discovering new food.'

'Ding~ Please wait, host, the system is detecting.'

Wu Yue: '.'

'So, Dog System, why didn't you respond to my call just now!!!'

'Detection complete: a mildly toxic root vegetable; please name it, host.'

'It just won't answer any non-task questions; this businesslike Dog System is truly awesome!'

(End of chapter)

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