Chapter 1121

"Yes, you're right, I am crazy. If I weren't crazy, how could I be doing this with you?" Lan Mei followed Zhao Desan's words closely and said immediately.

Zhao Desan was speechless; he could only stand there, staring blankly, shaking his hand in pain. That bite had certainly not been light.

Seeing Zhao Desan in such pain, Lan Mei then said resentfully: "This is a mark I'm leaving for you, so you know I'm not so easy to bully!"

"If… if you're so capable, why don't you bite Zheng Tulu?" Zhao Desan knew she wasn't angry because of his forced intimacy, but he didn't know why, the moment he thought of Section Chief Lan having been defiled by Zheng Tulu, he had said such a thing as if possessed. After saying it, he immediately regretted it so much his intestines turned green, and he lowered his head, not daring to look at Lan Mei.

However, Lan Mei's reaction was completely beyond his expectations. She didn't suddenly become angry or anything as he had imagined; a flash of coldness merely crossed her face before she immediately returned to normal: "You think Zheng Tulu just bullied me for nothing?" Lan Mei said, glaring at Zhao Desan again. She let out a "humph" and continued: "I might as well tell you, his tooth marks are much deeper than the ones on your hand!"

"Ah… did you really bite Zheng Tulu?"

"Are you very interested in how Zheng Tulu bullied me?" Lan Mei looked at Zhao Desan aggressively, not giving him a single chance to catch his breath.

Zhao Desan immediately realized he shouldn't have asked about things that hurt Section Chief Lan's heart, so he immediately smiled lewdly and symbolically slapped himself twice, saying: "Ouch! Look at this foul mouth of mine! I really had to bring up the one pot that doesn't boil."

"Comrade Xiao Zhao, do you know that you didn't listen to me today and treated me like this? I'm really very angry. What do you say we should do?" Lan Mei thought about the accomplished fact, but she really didn't want to become a loose woman in Zhao Desan's impression. She had to find a way to regain her dignity from him, so she looked at him with an angry face, not looking the least bit fake.

Zhao Desan also felt a bit self-reproachful for his impulsive forced intimacy with Section Chief Lan just now. He looked at her with a troubled expression, full of apology, and said "stutteringly": "Then… then Section Chief Lan, what do you say we should do?" After pausing, he felt his words weren't quite right, so he added: "Otherwise, why don't you bite me again until I die?"

"Giggle…" Lan Mei was amused by Zhao Desan's unique, petty-man lewdness. Her smooth body leaned heavily against the sofa, and she said leisurely: "Comrade Xiao Zhao, since things have already reached this point today, I won't hold you responsible for anything. But remember, today in the office is the last time. You can't act recklessly again in the future! Otherwise, I won't spare you!"

"Yes, yes." Zhao Desan nodded repeatedly, while secretly saying to himself: "With such a great beauty, how can I resist not acting recklessly?"

"Then what are you still standing there stupidly for? Come over here…" Saying this, Lan Mei lifted her body and reached out to pull Zhao Desan to sit beside her, then said: "Let me see, does the bite hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt." Zhao Desan bit his back teeth, stubbornly playing the hero.

"Does it really not hurt?" Lan Mei asked, appearing very serious.

"Really, what does this little injury count for? Even if you bit me eight or ten more times, I would only tremble slightly. Compared to the place you burned last time, it's simply not worth mentioning." Zhao Desan summoned up a righteous spirit. His heart was now completely at ease; Lan Mei's face, turning from cloudy to sunny, had already told him she wasn't angry.

"Is that so? Then I'll bite you one more time to see." Lan Mei said, leaning her little mouth in…

"Mommy!" Zhao Desan pulled his hand back from Lan Mei's grasp like an electric shock. His look of surprise was uncontrollable.

"Giggle, giggle, giggle…" If Lan Mei's previous smile could be considered forced, this time she was truly laughing with radiant joy.

Zhao Desan immediately understood that Section Chief Lan was making fun of him, and couldn't help but feel some regret for his over-the-top actions just now. Thus, he found himself a way out, saying: "I just didn't want you to bite my hand again!"

Lan Mei felt that this little man, Zhao Desan, was truly very interesting. She felt an indescribable happiness being with him, so she blinked and asked Zhao Desan: "Why don't you want me to bite your hand again?"

"Of course, the hand is exposed. For a grown man to let others see it, how embarrassing that would be. It was fine when I came, but if I go back dragging an injured hand and Xia Jian sees it, he'll start talking nonsense again." What Zhao Desan said had some logic, but it was purely a forced excuse.

"Then where do you say it would be better to bite?" Lan Mei didn't give the little man in front of her any face, pressing him directly.

Zhao Desan hadn't expected Section Chief Lan to endlessly tangle with this question, so in a fit of pique, he patted his own buttocks and said: "Of… of course it's better to bite here where no one can see!" His meaning was very clear: let's see if you keep pestering me about this question now, Section Chief Lan.

"Are you a man or not?" Section Chief Lan suddenly made an eighty-degree sharp turn.

"Of course I am…" Zhao Desan's answer still seemed somewhat hesitant, but he immediately added: "And I'm a red-blooded man with flesh and blood, who can bend and stretch, and can be soft and hard." After saying this, he actually puffed out his chest to show his might and strength.

"Alright then, if you're a man, you have to keep your word, right?" Lan Mei looked at him bewitchingly and continued.

Zhao Desan's brain spun rapidly through what he had just said. Aside from telling her to bite his buttocks, there was nothing else out of line, but that was a killer remark. Thinking of this, he answered with high spirits: "Of course, a real man keeps his word."

As soon as Zhao Desan's voice fell, Lan Mei smiled at him and pointed to the sofa, saying: "Alright, then just bend over right here!"

This was completely beyond Zhao Desan's expectations. He flushed red and stammered: "Section Chief Lan, you… what did you say?"

"What? Don't you understand Chinese?" Lan Mei's little mouth was truly unforgiving.

"I… I didn't hear clearly." Zhao Desan really couldn't believe this was reality.

"Didn't you say it was fine to bite your buttocks? Then let's bite your buttocks." After the clouds and rain, Lan Mei wasn't shy at all, but Zhao Desan began to feel somewhat awkward.

"This… this isn't very good, is it?" Zhao Desan began to retreat.

"What? Have you become a 'big piece of tofu' before even entering the battle?" Lan Mei pressed Zhao Desan step by step.

"I, I'm saying that place is too dirty, how can, can I let you, let you go and, and do that!" Zhao Desan was desperately looking for excuses to save his buttocks from her teeth.

"Stop looking for excuses here. Tell me, are you going to bend over or not?" Section Chief Lan withdrew her smile and said solemnly, then added: "If you break your word, that's fine, but you must admit to my face that you're a piece of 'tofu' and not a 'husband'." Zhao Desan blinked, as if he couldn't understand this bewitching, ghostly woman in front of him. His heart was in a repeated struggle. If he didn't do as she said, he would lose the dignity of a real man keeping his word, and wouldn't he be ridiculed by her? If he did as she said, his buttocks would undoubtedly bloom. What should he do? Zhao Desan was somewhat hesitant, but time didn't allow him too much thought, so he hardened his heart, glared slightly at Section Chief Lan and said: "Fine, today I'll let you see what kind of 'husband' I am, Section Chief Lan!" In this helpless situation, Zhao Desan still didn't forget to take advantage with his mouth.

"Then please." Lan Mei looked at him bewitchingly and made a gesture of invitation toward the sofa.

Zhao Desan had never been so embarrassed, especially in front of a woman, and especially when doing this kind of thing. He, who had always been able to dominate the whole process, what was wrong with him today? How had he been tossed around like this by a woman? Zhao Desan even felt that his bold decision today was a bit rash.

With no other choice, he bent down, quickly buried his head, and Zhao Desan knelt on the sofa, quietly waiting for the moment of piercing pain to arrive…

"Giggle, giggle, giggle…" Following a burst of silver-bell-like laughter, Zhao Desan felt a hot, spicy sensation on his buttocks, followed by a "slap" sound. Zhao Desan's heart suddenly dropped; it was finally over…

Instinctively, Zhao Desan reached out to touch his buttocks. At that very moment, he felt something wasn't quite right. It was clearly a hard slap from Section Chief Lan's hand; she hadn't bitten him at all!

Zhao Desan suddenly flipped over and sat up, accusing Lan Mei: "Section Chief Lan, why are you playing dirty? We clearly agreed on a bite, how did it turn into a slap?"