Chapter 4371
Then he heard Li Qike's father laugh heartily: "We came to see your mother. Her cataracts are getting more and more serious now. When it gets dark, she can't see the things in front of her at all. She's almost become blind."
Hearing the voices outside, Zhao Desan's head "buzzed", knowing that this was Li Qike's parents back. If they bumped into him naked in their son's house, staying with their daughter-in-law, a man and a woman alone, he wouldn't be able to wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Yellow River. So Zhao Desan hurriedly turned off the water heater, panicked and picked up the towel, and took the time to dry his body in three or two strokes, especially those big feet. He knew that if he didn't wipe them clean, no matter where he hid, he would be dragged out by people following the footprints on the floor. So at this critical moment of life and death, he calmed down, unhurriedly, wiped his whole body clean, and by the way, held his little brother and shook it. His whole body was a bit disappointing, just now it was actually scared into squeezing out a few drops of urine. It wasn't caught, what are you crying for!
In the blink of an eye, the voices had reached the door, and then it was Zhu Xiufang's clattering sound of opening the door, "Eh? Why can't the door be opened? Eh, why isn't this the key... Um! It should be this one."
Listening to Zhu Xiufang's voice, Zhao Desan understood in his heart that this was Zhu Xiufang buying time for him. He hunched his waist, naked, tiptoed carefully out of the bathroom, walked with a moonwalk into the bedroom, and crawled under the bed naked. Just after hiding his body, the door outside had been pushed open, and the three of them walked in talking and laughing.
What is this! Zhao Desan felt extremely aggrieved hiding under the bed. He had been a living Lei Feng for a long time. If he were caught in bed naked, it would really be hard to explain!
"I'm here to help carry the gas." Thinking of this excuse, Zhao Desan felt that even he didn't believe it. Hiding under a married woman's bed with his bare bottom, what's the point of explaining? He now felt that he was a bit like Ximen Qing who liked to steal people, but this Pan Jinlian's husband had been replaced by Li Qike, and the difficulty coefficient was more than ten times higher!
Hey, it's really damn unlucky, Zhao Desan frowned and complained secretly, but there was no way. Since he had encountered such an unlucky thing, he could only admit his bad luck. Blame himself for being too lustful, being summoned to someone's house by a phone call from Zhu Xiufang.
Just as Zhao Desan was sighing helplessly, he heard Zhu Xiufang say in a panic in the living room: "Mom, shall I help you hang up your clothes? Your eyes are not good, let me hang them!"
Then came Li Qike's mother's somewhat cold voice: "Xiufang, I'll do it myself. I can still see clearly at this time, but it won't work later. You go help your father move the basket of fish at the door. They are all raised in our own fish pond. We also brought you a lot of vegetables, all fertilized with manure. That is real green food, you can't buy it in the market..."
Although Zhao Desan couldn't see the situation outside, just by listening to the voices, he could guess that Zhu Xiufang was afraid that he was hiding in the wardrobe, so she was a little scared. Once he was exposed, Zhu Xiufang would have to bear the reputation of a slut. Even if Li Qike knew about this and asked them to explain, he probably wouldn't believe that he could be innocent hiding in the house naked with his wife. Only a ghost would believe such a thing.
At this time, Li Qike's father had already arrived in the living room and asked loudly: "Xiufang, shall I put the vegetables on the balcony for you?"
Zhu Xiufang's somewhat panicked voice rang out again, saying: "Dad, wait a moment, the balcony is too messy, I'll go clean it up first..." As she spoke, Zhu Xiufang hurriedly picked up the fish basket and rushed into the balcony before Li Qike's father. After confirming that Zhao Desan was not hiding on the balcony, she breathed a sigh of relief. In her opinion, since Zhao Desan was not in the wardrobe or on the balcony, he was most likely in the bedroom.
Just at this time, Li Qike's mother seemed to see that Zhu Xiufang's expression was a little panicked, so she asked suspiciously: "Xiufang, do you have anything to do today? Why are you so absent-minded? What happened? It wouldn't be that you had a conflict with Qike, would it?"
Zhu Xiufang hurriedly pretended to be calm and explained with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just that the balcony is a bit messy, I haven't cleaned it up yet, there's not even a place to stand."
Li Qike's mother nodded understandingly, then turned and shouted: "Old man, go help Xiufang clean up the balcony, don't let her touch it." The old couple was still very satisfied with this daughter-in-law. After all, a woman like Zhu Xiufang who is a leader in a municipal organ cannot be a daughter-in-law for just anyone.
Zhao Desan lay under the bed for a long time, his chest felt a little stuffy, so he turned his body slightly and secretly looked out the door. He saw Li Qike's father carrying a large bag of vegetables towards the balcony. Zhao Desan hurriedly took advantage of the fact that there was no one at the door to pull the bed sheet down hard. When Li Qike's father passed by, he hurriedly retracted his hand.
At this time, they had all sat down. Li Qike's parents were sitting on the sofa, and Zhu Xiufang had made tea for them and was sitting cross-legged on the floor opposite. Zhao Desan's position was just right to see Zhu Xiufang's face. He saw that Zhu Xiufang's expression was nervous, and her eyes swept towards the bedroom from time to time, so he knew that she had guessed his hiding place.
Because Li Qike worked in Baoping City and rarely came home, Li Qike's mother always complained, saying that it was hard to come here once, and Li Qike, this child, didn't know how to come back to see them. Li Qike's father said from the side: "Cure the eyes first, everything else is easy to talk about. If it doesn't work in the future, let them go back to see us. Living in this big city, I feel stuffy too."
Li Qike's mother said she couldn't bear to see the children running back and forth, it was heartbreaking. They were busy with work, how could they have so much time.
The three of them chatted for a while, and Zhu Xiufang arranged to invite the two old people out for dinner, saying: "The two elders have come here with difficulty, I will invite you to eat something good outside, otherwise Qike will scold me when he comes back."
Zhao Desan secretly called her smart. As long as the three of them went out to eat, he could escape smoothly. But unfortunately, Li Qike's parents refused to go out to eat, saying that they would just cook some home-cooked food at home and make do with it. Seeing that Zhu Xiufang insisted on not eating at home, Li Qike's mother was a little unhappy, immediately pulled down her face, and said in a serious tone: "Xiufang, do you still remember what mom said when you first married? You must not be extravagant when living, you must be frugal. Although you two earn a lot of money now, you still have to consider the children in the future. If you go out to eat, the consumption is so high now, I can't bear to spend that money. Besides, I'm not used to eating outside food."
Zhu Xiufang had to blush and say: "Mom, I don't know how to cook very well. I usually cook some noodles. I can't let you two elders come home to eat noodles."
Li Qike's father was energized when he heard this and said: "Xiufang, don't worry about it, I'll go stir-fry a few dishes. In our Li family, men cook and women earn money. This tradition cannot be changed."
Zhao Desan was too uncomfortable lying under the bed, but he didn't dare to turn over at will, so he could only carefully change two or three positions. He had never been so annoyed since he grew up. They all say that a day feels like a year is the most uncomfortable, and now he feels that a minute feels like a year.
After the three people finished eating and laughing, Zhu Xiufang cleaned up the table nimbly, turned on the TV in the living room, let the two old people sit on the sofa and watch TV, and she went to the kitchen to make a bowl of instant noodles, and carried the instant noodles into the bedroom. Seeing Zhu Xiufang making a bowl of noodles for herself, Li Qike's mother felt very strange, so she followed and asked strangely: "Xiufang, didn't you eat well just now? Why are you still eating instant noodles? This kind of thing has no nutrition, eat less, it's not good for your health."
Zhu Xiufang told a messy lie and smiled: "I don't know what's wrong, I've been eating a lot recently."
When Li Qike's mother heard this from her daughter-in-law, she was overjoyed, thinking that she wouldn't be pregnant, right? Thinking this way, the look in her eyes at her daughter-in-law became very different, revealing a sense of intimacy, and she hurriedly smiled and said: "Xiufang, you eat first, eat more, don't be hungry." As she spoke, she turned and sat back, leaning into Li Qike's father's ear and whispering.
Zhu Xiufang gently closed the door with her heel, then used her elbow to turn on the bedroom light with a "pop". She didn't dare to look with her eyes, just reached out and sent the instant noodles under the bed. Zhao Desan was already hungry and starving at this time, so he hurriedly took the noodle bowl. Afraid of making noise, he didn't dare to gobble it up, but could only suck it into his mouth one by one, twist the noodles with the tip of his tongue, and then swallow them directly. This was the most laborious meal he had ever eaten in his life. However, although his mouth was uncomfortable, his eyes did not suffer. Zhao Desan swallowed the instant noodles silently while looking at Zhu Xiufang's slender, fair, and tender calves, as well as her crystal-clear and jade-like beautiful feet. He hadn't noticed before that Zhu Xiufang was so tall, and these feet were actually so good-looking, which simply made people have the urge to touch them. However, impulse is impulse. They say that warmth and fullness lead to lust. Before eating, he had no strength to do anything.
(Chapter 2367: I am here to help change the gas)! ===== CHAPTER 4372 =====
End of Chapter
