Chapter 278: then translation of title

278 Help! I broke my own arm!

Hearing the movement, from near to far.

Xiang Yichu asked her: "Mu Mu, what are you doing?"

Mu Mu didn't want to speak, nor did she want to pay attention to him; she just sat there, moving her finger in circles.

Just then she looked at herself in the mirror; she looked pretty good, she was pleased, so she still wanted to share her joy with Xiang Yichu.

Not hearing her reply, Xiang Yichu grew a little worried and called out: "Mu Mu? Answer me—I bought you clothes; go change into them. If you don't know how, just look up a video on your phone."

Mu Mu didn't want to move, she said lazily: "You dress me, I don't want to move."

"Mu Mu, stop fooling around—you're a girl now, I'm a boy, I can't dress you."

Mu Mu became unhappy again upon hearing that, muttering unintelligibly.

Xiang Yichu only heard one sentence: "Not wearing it is no big deal—what's the fuss about male/female? It's just that you have a bit more down there, while I have two extra bumps up top—I'm way more impressive than you!"

Xiang Yichu only heard one sentence: "Not wearing it is no big deal, what's the fuss about boys and girls, it's just that you have a bit more down there, I have two more bumps up top, I'm way better than you!"

He thought, her understanding seems a bit off?

Just now, while he was out for a moment, what has she been looking up online?

Just now he went out for a while, what has she been looking up online?

Just as he was thinking, his hand suddenly felt empty—the shopping bag was snatched away by Mu Mu.

She let out an unhappy hum.

Next came the sound of footsteps fading away.

Xiang Yichu let out a breath, then opened his eyes.

He wiped the light sweat from his forehead and leaned against the back of the sofa.

A moment later, he gave a low laugh, full of helplessness.

He glanced at the time—almost time to cook. Since she had just transformed today, he needed to make some extra nourishing spirit food for her.

He straightened up and headed straight for the kitchen.

But just as he entered the kitchen, he hadn't even tied his apron when Mu Mu's shout came from upstairs.

"Xiang Bingshan! Help! I broke my own arm! It hurts!"

Xiang Yichu didn't even have time to take off his apron; he rushed upstairs.

As soon as he reached her bedroom, her underwear was half hanging on her body, one arm limp and dangling, and the phone on the bed was playing a video on how to put on underwear.

As soon as they reached her bedroom, her underwear was half hanging on her body, one hand limp and drooping, and the phone on the bed was playing a video of putting on underwear.

He took a deep breath, lifted his gaze to the crystal chandelier, and walked in.

Although his ears were red enough to bleed, he had at least been forced to get used to it.

Who among cultivators doesn't get injured while training? This minor dislocation—he lifted her onto his back and, with one move, set her arm back in place.

He hesitated a moment, then also tried to fasten her underwear, fearing she might yank her arm out again if they disagreed.

After hesitating a moment, he also took the opportunity to study how to tie her underwear as well, afraid that if they disagreed later she might twist her arm.

Mu Mu muttered to herself: "I'm just not used to it—wearing this lousy underwear, I have to bring my hands behind my back, otherwise I can't reach; I didn't get the hang of it, and then I thought, if I just twist the joint like before, wouldn't that work? But I yanked hard and it snapped!"

Mu Mu muttered to herself: "I'm just not used to it; wearing this torn underwear, I have to put my hands behind my back, otherwise I can't reach; I didn't get the hang of it, and then I thought, if I just turn the joint part around like before, wouldn't that be fine? But when I forced it, it snapped."

After she finished complaining, she felt her underwear being fastened by Xiang Yichu.

While he was still there, she slipped on the skirt directly: "Zip me up!"

While he was still there, she simply slipped on the skirt, "Zip me up!"

After zipping her up, Xiang Yichu immediately left Mu Mu's room and rushed to the bathroom in his own bedroom, splashing cold water on his face to cool down.

He looked at his somewhat disheveled self in the mirror and thought, I hope her blockhead won't be single‑minded from now on, and I also need to tell Maomao to make sure she teaches her that she absolutely must not act like this in public.

Xiang Yichu also felt a pang of regret—if he had known, he would have had Maomao teach her earlier, and she wouldn't have suffered so much.

He scooped up cold water again and splashed it on his face.

Once the heat on his face had faded, he dried it and went downstairs to cook.

Maomao came quickly too.

She still hasn't moved out of Wang Dongqing's place, and for some unknown reason she's done two formaldehyde tests, both of which keep failing.

So she can't bring Mu Mu to live with her.

Maomao arrived, and Wang Dongqing naturally came along.

Upon seeing Mu Mu stand up from the sofa, he burst out laughing.

They said she'd transformed, so she'd definitely be short.

He hadn't expected her to come only up to his chest—being 1.55 meters tall was already the limit.

Mu Mu flew into a rage, embarrassed and angry: "Wang Xiaoqian'er, you're still laughing! I'll hit you!"

As Mu Mu rushed out, Xiang Yichu grabbed her around the waist, smoothed her fur, then looked at Wang Dongqing with a displeased face: "Can't you cut her some slack?"

Wang Dongqing pursed his lips: "Look at you protecting her—anyone who didn't know would think she was your daughter."

Wang Dongqing pursed his lips, "Look at you protecting her like that; anyone who didn't know would think she was your daughter."

Xiang Yichu: "......"

Maomao gave him a sideways glance, and Wang Dongqing shut his mouth.

The two of them went upstairs, while Wang Dongqing and Xiang Yichu sat downstairs to chat.

Wang Dongqing asked him: "Wasn't it a shock when Mu Mu transformed? Were you all dazed at the time? I mean no offense—I'm just curious: do spiritual monsters have any special reactions when they transform?"

Xiang Yichu thought, it was more than just a shock, more than just being dazed—he almost blurted out, "Who am I? Where am I?"

He thought for a moment and replied: "It seems there wasn't any special reaction; Mu Mu just said she felt a bit uncomfortable, but she couldn't explain exactly how."

He thought for a moment and replied, "It seems there wasn't any special reaction; Mumu just said she felt a bit uncomfortable, but she couldn't describe exactly how uncomfortable she felt."

Wang Dongqing shrugged his shoulders: "Well, but I heard my master say that after a spirit monster transforms into human form, they still need to undergo the adult heavenly tribulation to become a true human being. Mumu, she......"

Xiang Yichu knew what Wang Dongqing wanted to say, nothing more than if Mumu chooses this way it would be best; if she chooses another path, there is a nine out of ten chance she will be struck by heavenly lightning and turned into wood chips.

He furrowed his brows, somewhat worried that such a day might really come.

Seeing he didn't speak, Wang Dongqing patted his shoulder: "It's fine, in my opinion, given her personality, unless there is some special reason that forces her to become a true human being in order to do it, otherwise she wouldn't choose to suffer through that tribulation."

Xiang Yichu thought about it and agreed, his brows relaxed a bit.

He brewed a pot of tea for Wang Dongqing, and the two of them started chatting about the recent case again.

Meanwhile, upstairs in Mumu's room.

Maomao listened as Mumu finished recounting all the details of her transformation, her expression somewhat complex.

No wonder Xiang Yichu repeatedly reminded her to emphasize the importance of male-female boundaries.

It turns out that when she transformed, it was so...... bewildering.

Forget it, this is also unavoidable, after all none of them have any experience.

Maomao had already done her homework on the way, summarizing many things that girls need to pay attention to.

It took a full one and a half hours before the dazed Mumu's mind gained a clear understanding.

After gaining that knowledge, Mumu felt a buzzing sound in her ears.

Her mind was filled with the notion that girls must not let boys see their bodies, nor look at boys' bodies.

But, what to do?

She has already been seen completely by Xiang Bing Shan.