Chapter 325: Extra. Maomao X Xiang Yichu 3
Extra. Maomao X Xiang Yichu 3
The reason I have an impression of this fox scholar is that his abs are quite like Xiang Yichu's.
Xiang Yichu glanced at Maomao, then shifted his gaze onto that male student.
That male ghost widened his eyes in surprise, 'Little beauty, you can actually see me?'
Maomao couldn't help but frown, 'I'm here to collect you, of course I can see you.'
Upon hearing that, Xiang Yichu's slightly furrowed brow relaxed a bit.
The male ghost exclaimed, 'Arrest me? Why?'
Maomao took out her ID, unfolded it to show him, and said officially:
"Underworld Nan Cheng Office, you're dead, a ghost, you've absorbed the vital energy of several victims, seriously violating the yin-yang order. Now I will arrest you; I advise you not to make futile resistance—it's hot and I'm too lazy to move."
The male ghost paused, subconsciously glancing at the bar nearby, but he quickly withdrew his gaze.
He shook his head in disbelief, inching closer to Maomao, and explained aggrievedly, 'Little beauty, I didn't! I didn't mean to absorb their vital energy; I just thought those girls smelled nice, so I sniffed a bit more.'
Seeing him approach Maomao, Xiang Yichu wanted to step forward.
But Maomao suddenly brought her hand behind her back, precisely grabbed his hand, and scratched his palm twice.
Xiang Yichu lowered his eyes to look at her, then didn't move again.
Tushan Jiu and the others had already found seats nearby; today's scene had nothing for them to do, they just needed to watch the show.
Seeing the male ghost approach her, she showed no aversion, so he directly reached out to pull Maomao, 'Little beauty, considering I've 'served' you before, can we use connections to keep me by your side?'
He shook Maomao's sleeve, his voice coquettish, 'As long as you want, I can do anything, little beauty~ can't you not send me to the Underworld? ~'
Xiang Yichu frowned.
The phrase 'served' is a bit grating.
As the male ghost's words fell, a voice suddenly came from behind: 'Vomiting~~'
Everyone looked toward Wang Dongqing.
Wang Dongqing forced an embarrassed smile, 'Sorry, my wife is pregnant.'
Male ghost: '???'
His wife is pregnant, what is he vomiting for?
Wang Dongqing looked at his bewildered face, chin slightly raised, smug: 'Have you heard of pregnancy-associated syndrome?'
The male ghost instinctively shook his head.
Wang Dongqing snorted, 'If you haven't heard of it, that's right—I vomit proudly! In this life you'll never experience it; in your next life, if your wife gets pregnant you could try it—oh, wait, you've absorbed others' vital energy, harmed ordinary people, you're likely to fall into the animal realm in your next life~'
Male ghost: '......'
Beside them, Maomao rested her head on Xiang Yichu's shoulder, laughing until tears came out.
Xiang Yichu's lips also curled, helplessly shaking his head.
Wang Dongqing is always the one among them who gets the most ghost complaints, and there's definitely a reason for that.
A flicker of gloom passed through the male ghost's eyes, but he quickly switched to a pitiful look and pulled Maomao, 'Little beauty, what kind of people are they? I have a secret I want to tell you; let's go over there to talk~'
Maomao feigned curiosity, 'What secret?'
Male ghost: 'I don't want them to know; let's go over there to talk, okay? ~'
Maomao grinned, 'Sure, let's go.'
The male ghost's face lit up, he turned and floated toward the nearby bar.
At the moment he turned, Maomao's smile slowly faded, and she let out a light scoff.
She stepped back, her head resting on Xiang Yichu's chest, looking up at him, 'Rest assured, I won't be fooled; wait for me, I'll soon have him spitting teeth! If it weren't for the victims' souls still held in his hand, who could accompany him in this act? His performance is even faker than Bai Yu's!'
Just now she deliberately misspoke, saying he absorbed vital energy, but that's not true—those victims were made unconscious because he took away one hun and one po each.
They need to bring those victims' souls back safely to revive them, so they didn't attack right away.
Her purpose in saying that was to make him lower his guard, thinking they were weak, which would make things much easier.
In short, they're just playing a trick on the ghost.
Upon hearing that, Xiang Yichu's mouth twitched, he flicked her forehead lightly, 'Be careful, hit lightly, or your hand will hurt.'
Maomao giggled, 'Got it, got it, I'm coming~'
After saying that, she stood straight and stepped to follow the male ghost.
As she walked past, Xiang Yichu pulled out the resurrection bell and gripped it in his hand.
Behind them, Tushan Jiu and Wang Dongqing teased in unison, 'Yo~ hit lightly, or your hand will hurt~'
Xiang Yichu's body stiffened, he pressed his lips and didn't turn back.
After two seconds, Maomao also let out a 'Yo~', unable to hold back, she covered her face and laughed.
Here, Maomao followed the male ghost to the bar side, when the male ghost suddenly stopped and wouldn't move on.
Maomao spoke up, 'Speak, what do you want to tell me?'
The male ghost smiled, turned, unfurled his illusory ghost technique, and hooked a finger at Maomao, 'Come here.'
In an instant, Maomao's vision shifted—the male ghost turned into Xiang Yichu's likeness.
She was stunned.
How could it be Xiang Yichu?
You should know this kind of illusory ghost technique is similar to an illusion formation; what appears before her are people or things deeply rooted in her heart.
She thought her vision wouldn't change, so when the male ghost cast his ghost technique, she didn't defend herself.
Now, how could it be......
Seeing Maomao dazed, the male ghost felt a hint of pride.
He thought, the Adept of the Nan Cheng Office only has this much ability—how stupid.
He was bored, flashed to Mu Mu's side, and directly grabbed at her head, "Heh, the soul of a Xuan Master should be even more delicious!"
But, just as his hand was about to touch Mu Mu.
Mu Mu's eyes twitched, and she glanced upward.
Just that action, the male ghost was frozen in place.
His eyes widened, he stared in disbelief at Mu Mu's impatient face.
How is this possible? She wasn't supposed to be affected by his ghost technique!
Mu Mu scratched her head, tossing the confusing question she'd just been pondering to the back of her mind.
Then she jumped up, grabbed the male ghost's hair, and started slapping his face, asking while slapping: "You really can hide, huh? Playing tricks with me? The most dangerous place is the safest place, right?"
As soon as she arrived here, she sensed those women's souls, all lined up standing behind the bar's liquor cabinet.
One of them had already been half-eaten by him.
Even if sent back into her body, that person would most likely be ruined.
Such a harmful thing, it deserves a beating!
End of Chapter
