Chapter 1085: The Monkey King, Du Bingyan, and Ji Yanran

Li Yuhu, though the daughter of a martial arts academy master, had trained hard and could handle a few men.

But when it came to ghosts and spirits, she had absolutely no idea what to do.

"You really can't see it?" Du Bingyan exclaimed. "It's right in front of you."

"Big Sister Du, are you really okay?" Li Yuhu's voice trembled. "Or… is something wrong with me?"

Du Bingyan looked at the chat group and said to Li Yuhu: "Little Sister Yuhu, I'm fine—wait a moment, let me ask first."

"Ask? Ask who?"

Li Yuhu frowned, turning to Du Bingyan, only to see her staring intently ahead, silent.

Chat group.

The Most Beautiful Woman of Yangzhou: "What is this? Why can't anyone else see it?"

The Talented Woman of Wei: "That's exactly what I want to ask! To communicate mentally with others—this thing is just too '500' amazing."

The Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain: "Who are you? Are you monkeys too?"

Su Xiao: "The Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain?! Sun Wukong?!"

Sun Wukong: "??? No way, this can't be real, right?"

Jin Chan: "It's probably real. Chat group nicknames usually reveal one's true identity. Monkey, your fake version is done for."

Sun Wukong: "Joking? I'll become a Jin Xian soon—me done for?"

The Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain: "What are you talking about?"

The Most Beautiful Woman of Yangzhou: "Yeah, I don't get it."

The Talented Woman of Wei: "Same here."

Xiao Yan: "@The Talented Woman of Wei, what's your real name? Wei—like Cao Cao's Wei?"

Wang Chao: "Cao Cao didn't establish Wei. Cao Pi did."

Xiao Yan: "I know what you mean. Isn't Cao Cao more famous? Saying 'Cao Cao' helps newcomers pin down the era faster."

The Talented Woman of Wei: "Who is Cao Cao? Isn't the founder of Wei the Ji-family Wei clan?"

Ying Zheng: "Ji-family Wei clan? I understand—you're from my era."

The Talented Woman of Wei: "Ying Zheng? Ying-family Zhao clan—you're from Qin?"

Ying Zheng: "I am the King of Qin, who unified the Six States and became history's first Emperor."

The Talented Woman of Wei: "??? When did the King of Qin become Ying Zheng?"

Su Xiao: "It's the multiverse—you're from different worlds. Talented woman of the Warring States, are you famous? Why not reveal your real name?"

Ji Yanran: "I should be famous, right!"

Su Xiao: "Wow, it's Master Ji! I adore you so much. Let's snuggle!"

Ji Yanran: "You know me? And what's 'snuggle'?"

Xiao Mai: "Su Xiao, you just can't break your bad habit. 'Snuggle' means..."

Ji Yanran: "Forget it. I don't want to snuggle—being intimate with a woman is just too strange."

Du Bingyan: "Is Sister Ji from the Qin dynasty? Amazing—there's actually someone from the Qin dynasty in this chat group!!!"

Ying Zheng No. 2: "What's so strange about being from Qin? There are plenty of Emperors here!"

Ji Yanran: "Strictly speaking, I'm not from Qin—I'm a noble of Yue. Yue was destroyed, so I stayed in Wei."

Du Bingyan: "I see."

Hu Yifei: "Du Bingyan? The one who was supposed to marry into the Qi family but ended up marrying into the Yuan family?"

Du Bingyan: "Marry into the Yuan family? No—that's wrong. I was supposed to marry into the Qi family as a bride to ward off misfortune!"

Su Xiao: "That's right—it's definitely you. Haven't you married yet?"

Du Bingyan: "I was about to, but the rain was heavy—I'm taking shelter in a ruined temple!"

Su Xiao: "Ah, I see. 【Wrong Wedding, Right Groom】"

Su Xiao: "This is your story with Li Yuhu—you should read it."

Du Bingyan: "My story with Little Sister Yuhu? I get it!"

Ji Yanran: "Story? I'm curious—how do you know me, and how do you have a story about that Miss Du?"

Su Xiao: "That's a long story."

Su Xiao and the others explained at length.

Su Xiao: "Anyway, that's it. 【Seeking Qin】—this is your story. I deleted all the H scenes—only the clean version remains."

Xiao Mai: "Clean version? Wait—does that mean Su Xiao, you've read Liu Bei too?"

Xia Chuan Zhenliang: "Is Miss Ji the protagonist of an X anime?!"

Ye Hei: "No—because that author's works all have a bit of color."

Ji Yanran:

The Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain: "Nobody's answering me? I asked—someone said mental speech is the power of gods, demons, spirits, and Buddhas. Are you gods, or—"