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Chapter 1111

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Su Xiao: "If I guessed correctly, it should be this story. 【*Springtime of Pigsy*】"

Su Xiao: "Old Dragon King, look closely; your daughter has fallen in love with a pig."

East Sea Dragon King: "A pig? A demon?! No, how can my Dragon Clan marry a pig!"

Umaru: "By the way, if a dragon and a pig marry, what will they give birth to?"

Hu Yifei: "Dragon Balls. Collect seven, and you can summon the Divine Dragon."

Xiao Yan: "That joke is so cold!"

East Sea Dragon King: "Don't make sarcastic remarks. I must see; my daughter absolutely cannot marry a pig!"

Du Bingyan: "A dragon and a pig, aren't they too far apart?"

Bai Suzhen: "As long as they transform, they are both human, so there shouldn't be any problem. However, the Dragon Clan values bloodline very much; the Dragon King will certainly not agree."

Su Xiao: "Let's not talk about this. Let's talk about the Little Aunt's matter. No, it's Shijian's matter!"

Shijian: "I am just a little maid in the Chang Le Gang; do I have a story too?"

Hu Yifei: "Yes. But it's very tragic."

Shijian: "??? No way, immortals, please save me!"

Su Xiao: "Rest assured, it's not a big problem. Your story has several versions, roughly divided into the novel version and the TV version. 【*Two Versions of Ode to Gallantry*】"

Hu Yifei: "Speaking of Shijian's story, I get angry. That Ding Dang is too evil; she actually killed Shijian. I was so angry when I read the novel."

Su Xiao: "Not only that! Ding Dang also tore Shijian's clothes to frame Shi Potian. She is worthy of being Ding Busan's granddaughter; she is a real demoness."

Xiao Yan: "She is not much worse than Wanwan."

Wanwan: "Why are you talking about me? Hmph, I don't go to such trouble when I kill people; I wouldn't learn from her!"

Shijian: "Two versions, am I doomed to die in both?"

Su Xiao: "It's fine. Since you joined the chat group, who can kill you? Even if the world is destroyed, you can come to our world to hide."

Shijian: "Thank you, immortals."

Su Xiao: "Don't call us immortals; why be so polite."

Su Xiao: "What about Huo Shuixian? Do you want to see your story?"

Huo Shuixian: "If possible, I would like to see it."

Su Xiao: "No problem. 【*Wu Long Chuang Qing Guan*】"

Su Xiao: "Speaking of which, Liu Bingyi in this story is your great-grandson, Liu Che. Do you want to step forward and teach him?"

Liu Che: "My great-grandson?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Danger, Liu Bingyi is in danger. I know, Liu Che, you guy kill your sons without blinking."

Liu Che: "Nonsense, wasn't that a last resort? Now that I have attained longevity, why would I kill my son?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "What a 'last resort'."

Li Shimin: "Alright, Old Zhu, say less. If you keep going, you two will start fighting."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Isn't that just a way to stretch my muscles?"

Liu Che: "I won't argue with you old monk; I'm going to watch the show."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "【Slaps table】 I am not a monk!"

Zhao Kuangyin: "So lively? If it were me, I would see which world can be contracted and kept in my own hands. Miss Shijian, why not contract your world to me? I will give you points so you can buy cultivation techniques and pills. Once you become a Land Immortal, let alone a mere Ding Dang, even Shi Potian, you can defeat in one move."

Shijian: "What is a contract?"

Zhao Kuangyin: "A contract is..."

Shijian: "After you come over, will you kill people indiscriminately? If you will, then forget it. I cannot bring disaster to the people of this world because of my own reasons."

Zhao Kuangyin: "Of course I won't kill indiscriminately. Rest assured, these can all be written into the agreement, with the chat group as a guarantor."

Shijian: "I will consider it and give you an answer tomorrow."

Zhao Kuangyin: "Good."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You've already set your sights on a world, what about me?"

Zhao Kuangyin: "Isn't there still the old Dragon King's world!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I am only at the Heavenly Immortal realm, and I'm going to go stir up trouble in the old Dragon King's place? Do I not want my life? 【Are you stupid?】"

Li Shimin: "There is also the Xu family girl's side!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Seems like it!"

Su Xiao: "Speaking of this world, it really has a connection to you, Old Zhu. That world also has a Zhu Yuanzhang."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "??? There is also a Zhu Yuanzhang? How is this Zhu Yuanzhang?"

Hu Yifei: "I can only say he is a disgrace. 【Disgusted face】"

Su Xiao: "Eh, I thought Sister Yifei didn't watch this kind of novel! I didn't expect you to have watched it; you are just like me, a lecherous person!"

... Please give flowers...

Hu Yifei: "Nonsense, I watched the TV version. 【Righteous face】"

Su Xiao: "Is that so? If you only watched the TV version, you wouldn't emphasize this point. You must have read the original novel."

Ji Yanran: "What's wrong with this original novel?"

Su Xiao: "It's the same author as the one who wrote your story."

Ji Yanran: "Is it also that kind of novel?"

Su Xiao: "That's right. 【*Gods and Devils*】"

Su Xiao: "Sister Yeyue, this is your story. Don't worry, I have already hidden the parts that should be harmonized."

Hu Yifei: "You haven't asked Sister Yeyue yet; you haven't confirmed if hers is the TV or novel version!"

Su Xiao: "It shouldn't be the TV version, right? The TV version is too weird; they actually came up with a Cloud-Turning Saber!"

Xu Yeyue: "What is the Cloud-Turning Saber? Does it have anything to do with Lang Fanyun?"

Hu Yifei: "It seems to be the novel version. Since that's the case, Sister Yeyue doesn't need to worry about the Cloud-Turning Saber."

Xu Yeyue: "Alright. I'll take a look first."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "No, you guys haven't said why the Zhu Yuanzhang of that world is a disgrace!"

Hu Yifei: "The beginning wrote that Old Zhu was very awesome, planning and strategizing, but in the end, he flipped over and was plotted against. I laughed to death at the time."

Su Xiao: "【Laughs】 Yes."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I'm going to go see; it can't really be that disgraceful!"

Li Shimin: "Take me with you; this is too curious."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You really don't mind the chaos."

Zhao Kuangyin: "I'll join in the fun too; how can I not see Old Zhu's disgraceful moment!"

Zhu Yuanzhang:

East Sea Dragon King: "My daughter really fell in love with a pig!!! The East Sea spring eye was actually destroyed by the West Sea and North Sea; this is too evil. As the same Dragon Clan, can't they be a little more united?" ===== CHAPTER 1112 =====

Zhu Yuanzhang:

Long Wang of the East Sea: "My daughter actually fell in love with a pig!!! The East Sea's spring eye could actually be destroyed by the West Sea and North Sea; this is too wicked. As fellow dragon kin, can't you

be a little more united?"

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