Chapter 1111: The Dragon King Cannot Accept: The East Sea

Su Xiao: "If my guess is right, it's this story—【Spring Light Brilliant Pig Eight Jie】."

Su Xiao: "Old Long Wang, take a good look—your daughter has fallen for a pig."

Long Wang: "A pig? A demon?! No way! How could the Dragon Clan marry a pig?!"

Xiao Mai: "By the way, if a dragon and a pig marry, what would they give birth to~?"

Hu Yifei: "Dragon Pearl—collect seven, and you can summon the Divine Dragon."

Xiao Yan: "This joke is so—cold!"

Long Wang: "Stop making light of this. I won't let my daughter marry a pig!"

Du Bingyan: "Isn't there too big a gap between dragon and pig?"

Bai Suzhen: "As long as they've taken human form, they're both human—shouldn't be a problem. But the Dragon Clan values bloodline deeply; Long Wang certainly won't agree."

Su Xiao: "Let's drop that. Let's talk about Xiao Yima's story. No—wait, it's Shi Jian's story!"

Shi Jian: "I'm just a little maid of the Changle Gang—do I even have a story?"

Hu Yifei: "Yes. But they're all tragic."

Shi Jian: "??? No way! Honored immortals, please save me!"

Su Xiao: "Relax, relax—it's not a big issue. Your story has several versions, broadly divided into the novel version and the drama version. 【The Two Versions of Xia Ke Xing (The Wanderer)】"

Hu Yifei: "Talking about Shi Jian's story makes me angry. That Ding Dang was terrible—she actually killed Shi Jian. I was furious reading the novel."

Su Xiao: "It's worse than that! Ding Dang tore off Shi Jian's clothes to frame Shi Potian. No wonder she's Ding Bu San's granddaughter—truly a demoness without exaggeration."

Xiao Yan: "Not much worse than Wan Wan."

Wan Wan: "Why are you bringing me up? Hmph—I don't kill people in such a clumsy way. I'd never copy her!"

Shi Jian: "So in both versions, I can't escape death?"

Su Xiao: "Don't worry. Since you've joined this chat group, who can kill you? Even if the world collapses, you can flee to ours."

Shi Jian: "Thank you, honored immortals."

Su Xiao: "Stop calling us 'honored immortals.' Why be so formal?"

Su Xiao: "What about Hu Shuixian? Want to see your own story?"

Hu Shuixian: "If possible, I'd like to see it too."

Su Xiao: "No problem. 【Dragon Enters the Love Maze】"

Su Xiao: "By the way, Liu Bing in this story is Liu Che's great-grandson—would you like to appear and guide him?"

Liu Che: "My great-grandson?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Danger. Liu Bing is in danger. I know you, Liu Che—you don't blink when killing your own sons."

Liu Che: "Nonsense. Didn't I do it out of necessity? Now I've achieved immortality—why would I kill my sons?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Oh, 'out of necessity,' is that it?"

Li Shimin: "Enough, Old Zhu. Say more and you'll start fighting."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Isn't that just good exercise?"

Liu Che: "I'm done talking to you, old monk. I'm going to watch the drama."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "【Slams table】I'm not a monk!"

Zhao Kuangyin: "So lively? If it were me, I'd see which world I could contract and claim for myself. Shi Jian, how about you contract your world to me? I'll give you points so you can buy techniques and elixirs. When you become a Land Immortal, not even Ding Dang will be a problem—you'll crush Shi Potian with one move."

Zhao Kuangyin: "I'll give you points so you can buy techniques and elixirs. When you become a Land Immortal, not even Ding Dang will be a problem—you'll crush Shi Potian with one move."

Shi Jian: "What's a contract?"

Zhao Kuangyin: "A contract is..."

Shi Jian: "If you come over, won't you kill people randomly? If you will, then forget it—I can't bring disaster upon this world because of me."

Shi Jian: "I can't bring disaster upon this world because of me."

Zhao Kuangyin: "Of course I won't kill randomly. Don't worry—everything can be written into the agreement, guaranteed by the chat group."

Shi Jian: "Let me think it over. I'll give you my answer tomorrow."

Zhao Kuangyin: "Fine."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You just claimed one whole world—what about me?"

Zhao Kuangyin: "There's still Old Long Wang's world!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I'm only a Heavenly Immortal—dare I go stir up trouble in Old Long Wang's realm? Do I want to die? 【Are you stupid?】"

Li Shimin: "What about the Xu family girl's world?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Oh right!"

Su Xiao: "Speaking of that world—it's oddly connected to you, Old Zhu. There's also a Zhu Yuanzhang in that world."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "??? There's another Zhu Yuanzhang? What's he like?"

Hu Yifei: "Let's just say he's embarrassing. 【Face full of disdain】"

Su Xiao: "Huh? I thought you didn't read this kind of novel! Didn't expect you'd read it too—you're just like me, a fan!"

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Hu Yifei: "Nonsense—I watched the TV version. 【Face full of righteousness】"

Su Xiao: "Really? If you'd only watched the TV version, you wouldn't have emphasized that. You've definitely read the original novel."

Ji Yanran: "What's so special about this original novel?"

Su Xiao: "It's by the same author who wrote your story."

Ji Yanran: "Also one of those novels?"

Su Xiao: "Exactly. 【Fog and Cloud Reversal】"

Su Xiao: "Ye Yue, this is your story—don't worry, I've already censored the parts that need it."

Hu Yifei: "You haven't even asked Night Moon sis yet — you haven't confirmed whether her side is the film-and-TV version or the novel version!"

Su Xiao: "It shouldn't be the film-and-TV version, right? The film-and-TV version was way too ridiculous — they actually came up with a Cloud-Rising Saber!"

Xu Yemoon: "What's the Cloud-Rising Saber? Does it have something to do with Lang Fanyun?"

Hu Yifei: "Looks like it's the novel version then. In that case, sis Night Moon doesn't need to worry about the Cloud-Rising Saber business."

Xu Yemoon: "Fine. Let me take a look first."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "No wait, you guys haven't even said why that world's Zhu Yuanzhang ended up embarrassing himself!"

Hu Yifei: "Earlier on, Old Zhu was written as totally badass, a master strategist, but in the end he crashed and burned — got secretly plotted against. I was dying laughing at the time."

Su Xiao: "【Big laugh】 Yes."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "I've got to go check — it can't really be that embarrassing, right!"

Li Shimin: "Count me in, this is way too intriguing."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "You really never miss a chance to stir up trouble."

Zhao Kuangyin: "I'm in too, gotta join the fun — Old Zhu's embarrassing moment, how could I not take a look!"

Zhu Yuanzhang:

East Sea Dragon King: "My daughter really has fallen for a pig!!! And the East Sea's Spring Eye actually got destroyed by the West Sea and North Sea — that's just too wicked. We're all of the dragon race, can't we just

pull together a little?"