Chapter 1293

Kuma: "It's clearly a magical girl. Oh, it's Madoka!"

Su Xiao: "What did my Genshin do to you? 【Evil grin】"

Raijin: "You two have had enough!"

Madoka: "What are they talking about?"

Hu Yifei: "Ignore them—they're having a fit!"

Xiao Yan: "But they're not entirely wrong, Madoka—you really are a magical girl."

Madoka: "??? Why didn't I know I became a magical girl?"

Xiao Yan: "Come on, let's give you a transplant of the traveler's shock! 【Puella Magi Madoka Magica】 This is your story."

Su Xiao: "Damn, so this is the old 'two fighters exhaust each other while the fisherman profits'? It was supposed to be my chance to show off, and our Flame Emperor snatched it! Kuma, you owe me!"

Kuma: "When was this opportunity ever yours?"

Su Xiao: "Aren't I the group's greeter?"

Hu Yifei: "Do we even have that position?"

Run-Tang Dao-Sheng: "Elder ones, doesn't anyone acknowledge me?"

Su Xiao: "Of course we do. Run-Tang Dao-Sheng—you're Bai Zhantang?"

Run-Tang Dao-Sheng: "Do the elders know me?"

Su Xiao: "Don't call us elders—we're not from Wu Lin. We're from other worlds. By the way, Bai Zhantang, your salary of two taels of silver a month—isn't that embarrassing?"

Ye Hei: "That's love, Su Xiao—do you even understand love?!"

Su Xiao: "Love my ass! Sorry, I didn't react fast enough. Yeah, this is great love—money can't measure it."

Bai Zhantang: "But your previous sentence was really hurtful."

Su Xiao: "What, you've got a problem? You wanna sue me for emotional damages?"

Bai Zhantang: "Dare not, dare not!"

Hero: "Aren't you the Demon King?"

Mao Li Lan: "Why do you think that?"

Hero: "Because the Demon King isn't this boring! He wouldn't play so many roles in my head. Who are you?"

Su Xiao: "Listen well—we're members of a chat group that roams all worlds, saving billions of beings. I, Su Xiao, hold the first-hand knowledge of all realms, known as the Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal, capable of anything..."

Su Xiao: "Listen up—we're members of a chat group that roams through countless worlds, saving billions of beings. I, Su Xiao, hold the very first-hand information on all realms, known as the Omniscient One."

Kuma: "Su Xiao is sunk!"

Hu Yifei: "I'm laughing so hard—Su Xiao just brought humiliation upon herself. But one thing she didn't get wrong: we really are from other worlds, bound together by the chat group. Newcomers, don't be wary—we're not evil. In fact, we've saved many worlds!"

Bai Zhantang: "Then aren't you gods?"

Hu Yifei: "That's hilarious—Su Xiao is just asking for humiliation. But one thing she didn't get wrong: we really are people from other worlds, brought together by the chat group."

Yuzuo Emi: "Gods? The Eastern mythological pantheon—but isn't that all fake?"

Gabriel: "Who told you it's fake?"

Su Xiao: "Alright, working-class hero, so it's you!!"

Yuzuo Emi: "Do you know my so-called story?"

Su Xiao: "Hmph, of course I do! 【Working Hard, Demon Lord!】"

Yuzuo Emi: "??? That's the title of my story? And I'm in it?"

Yuzuo Emi: "Do you even know my so-called story?"

Yuzuo Emi: "So will I later reconcile with the Demon Lord and go through a series of events?"

Su Xiao: "Wow, you're already answering ahead of time!"

Yuzuo Emi: "Because all light novels write it this way."

Xiao Yan: "You read light novels?"

Yuzuo Emi: "When I first arrived on Earth, I read some to understand this world. But those light novels are insane—like someone getting reincarnated into another world as a slime, or a skeleton, or a failure before reincarnation who then dominates everything afterward—how is that possible?"

Yuzuo Emi: "And angels descending to Earth becoming useless."

Gabriel: "Is that my story?"

Yuzuo Emi: "When I first arrived in this world, I read some things to learn about it. But those light novels were insane—stuff like getting reincarnated as a slime or turning into a skeleton person."

Gabriel: "I can't pretend I didn't hear that! When did I become the disgrace of angels?"

Yuzuo Emi: "Because you have zero angelic qualities. Angels are supposed to be pure, compassionate—but you're just a slacker."

Gabriel: "That's a stereotype. Angels should have their own lives; they shouldn't be defined!"

Yuzuo Emi: "Would you say that to your sister?"

Gabriel: "You disrespect angels? Heaven's punishment!"

Yuzuo Emi: "You don't look like an angel at all. An angel should be pure and compassionate, but you're just a waste of space."

Su Xiao: "Because Yuzuo Emi is a half-angel, half-human hybrid who idolizes angels. Kaburagi, as an angel, is extremely lazy, crushing Yuzuo Emi's dreams."

Bai Zhantang: "I get it—this is the gap between dream and reality. Immortal, do I have a story?"

Su Xiao: "Hehe, of course I do. Let me give you a traveler's shock! 【The Outlaws of the Marsh】"

Bai Zhantang: "Why did they start arguing?"

Su Xiao: "Because Yusa Emi is a half-breed born of an angel and a human, and she deeply admires angels. Kabaeri, though an angel, is extremely lazy, which made her feel her dream shattered."

Su Xiao: "Shattered."

Bai Zhantang: "I get it—this is the gap between dream and reality. Great Immortal, do I have a story too?"

Su Xiao: "Hehe, of course I do. The Great Immortal will give you a shock only a transmigrator can understand. 【Wu Lin Wai Zhuan】"