Chapter 1326: Spider Girl: I'm Not Human? (5/5, Request Subscription)
Kano Nado: "Specialty?"
Su Xiao: "Some worlds have evil spirits, some have zombies, some have elixirs of immortality... these are specialties. What does your world have?"
Kano Nado: "I haven't looked at my own story yet. I'll go find it."
Xiao Mai: "No need to look—you have nothing there."
Kano Nado: "Nothing at all?"
Jie Jing: "Isn't that a kind of luck? If there really were zombies or evil spirits, would you really consider yourself lucky?"
Yotsuya Miko: "Exactly. Living in constant fear every day isn't a good thing."
Kano Nado: "That's true."
Chi Tong: "I read their stories. Their worlds are very peaceful. What's my story like?"
Su Xiao: "Your story is much sadder."
Chi Tong: "Did Night Raid fail?"
Su Xiao: "The story is complicated. 【Cut. Blood】."
Chi Tong: "Thank you."
Maze Spider: "My turn, my turn! Tell me quick—am I the protagonist?!"
Su Xiao: "You really are the protagonist!"
Maze Spider: "Yes! I knew it—I'm the protagonist! Someone as awesome as me has to be the protagonist!"
Su Xiao: "But don't get too excited yet!"
Maze Spider: "Does that mean I'm also the protagonist of some tragic story? No! I don't want a tragedy!"
Xiao Mai: "Su Xiao, stop scaring people. Doesn't Spider Girl seem to have no tragedy?"
Su Xiao: "Xiao Mai, you're always undermining me! I was just teasing it!"
Maze Spider: "???"
Su Xiao: "Alright, since you blew my cover, I'll drop the act. 【I'm a Spider—So What?】 That's your story."
Maze Spider: "What a twisted sense of humor."
Garden Hyakurin: "After reading my story, it seems my side is still peaceful enough."
Gahyakuri: "Facing daily assassinations by the Little Evil God counts as peaceful?"
Garden Hyakurin: "It's just a minor pest. Besides providing some ingredients, what use is it? By the way, can you sell Little Evil God's meat for points?"
Xiao Mai: "Uh... please don't. We don't eat human flesh."
Hu Yifei: "True. Though the Little Evil God isn't human, a human body with a snake tail is still disgusting."
Garden Hyakurin: "Is that so? Then what should I sell? I'm still very interested in the Immortal Martial Path. After cultivating, won't I stop getting sick?"
Su Xiao: "Are you joking? What disease could possibly challenge a Martial Path master? Unless a specialist in Plague Dao deliberately poisons you, you'll have no problems."
Garden Hyakurin: "Then I'll cultivate! I'll look for spells or transcendental items—I should be able to find something to sell."
Kano Nado: "My world really has no specialties! Lucky, yet disappointing! What should I do?"
Su Xiao: "【Red Envelope】 Here, I'll lend you some points—go cultivate slowly. Also, remember to buy a Heaven Pocket, grow spiritual herbs, and earn points. That's the safest method; most people in the chat group follow this path."
【Ding, Kano Nado received Su Xiao's red envelope.】
Kano Nado: "Thank you. I'll repay the points as soon as possible."
Su Xiao: "No rush. How many points is this anyway? 【Pick nose】"
Su Xiao: "If you're serious, buy some anime, novels, or manga and upload them to the group files. It's been a long time since I properly caught up on new series."
Kano Nado: "You're a god now, and you still watch anime?"
Nyaa: "That's perfectly normal. Go ahead—I haven't seen any new anime in ages. When you do, I'll give you something good."
Kano Nado: "Really?"
Su Xiao: "Don't get too excited yet. This one is the infamous evil god—whatever she gives you, you probably can't handle."
Kano Nado: "?? I checked—Nyaa is terrifying! I'll pass on the gift. I don't want to break my world."
Nyaa: "Su Xiao, you're ruining my reputation! I'm a cute girl—I have nothing to do with the Cthulhu-style evil god!"
End of Chapter
