Chapter 1350: Kano Nado

Nan Qiuqiu: "Don't know! ……"

Bai Zhi: "What's wrong with this child?"

Shi Jian: "Hehe, probably afraid you'll steal her sister's husband."

Bai Zhi: "Speechless—doesn't the Dao Lord have plenty of women? Why target me so specifically?"

Shi Jian: "How do you know this little one is targeting you? She's the Queen of Jealousy, you know."

Nan Qiuqiu: "??? Not the Queen of Jealousy at all!"

Bai Zhi: "Not? Doesn't matter. Qiuqiu is adorable—I love her. If you also like the Dao Lord, just wait till you grow up, and I'll take you along."

Nan Qiuqiu: "No way! Sharing with a spider? That's terrifying!"

Bai Zhi: "【Photo】 I've taken human form."

Du Bingyan: "Wow, so beautiful!"

Huang Rong: "Targeting Chinese men—impressive. Bai Zhi's sense of beauty clearly aligns with my lord's aesthetic."

Bai Zhi: "Hehe!"

Bai Zhi: "By the way, how's Yurine doing now?"

Yurine: "Same as always—peaceful! Look, I'm having dinner with Medusa and Pekora! 【Video】"

Su Xiao: "Terrifying—Little Demon God's become dinner again. 【Shocked】"

Koma: "This so-called peace? Little Demon God must have a lot to say."

Yurine: "Who cares? Her opinion doesn't matter! Anyone want some?"

Koma: "No no, too terrifying!"

Bai Zhi: "I don't want any either. @Kano Nado, what about you?"

Kano Nado: "Just slacking off!"

Bai Zhi: "Slacking off? Not seeking revenge?"

Kano Nado: "I already did. Just a few mortals—how much time could they waste?"

Nan Qiuqiu: "How did you get revenge? Did you sink those bullies into Tokyo Bay, or burn them alive with true fire?"

Kano Nado: "????"

Kano Nado: "Am I really that cruel? Fighting and killing is so unpleasant. I'm the heroine of a slice-of-life anime—I'd never be that terrifying."

Koma: "True. Then how did you get revenge? Just a warning?"

Kano Nado: "Not that mild. I learned illusion arts—made them relive all my suffering every time they fell asleep. For a full week. Then they ended up in the hospital."

Koma: "Illusion arts?"

Kano Nado: "Exactly. Let them feel despair—then they won't bully others anymore."

Su Xiao: "Did they change?"

Kano Nado: "They did. They're back at school, studying hard now. Isn't that a great favor? Originally they'd struggle to even become salarymen—now, if they study well, they can get into a good university and become proper salarymen."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "So sad. Yet why do I want to laugh?"

Kano Nado: "What can I say? That's just how it is in our country. Ordinary people have so few choices—escaping the salaryman fate is nearly impossible."

Koma: "Exactly! In our country, doctors' kids become doctors, lawyers' kids become lawyers… That's why so many family businesses have lasted centuries—no real choice, just inherited trades."

Hu Yifei: "I know that. Your country has tons of immortals—Sashimi Immortal, Sushi Immortal, Kanto-Style Stew Immortal…"

Sakura Jima: "……It feels pitiful, but why do I want to laugh when you say that?"

Nakano Miku: "Can't even comment!"

Asuna: "I do want to laugh a little. But ordinary people wouldn't find it funny at all. Sigh… The upper class is frozen solid—no matter how capable they are, they're stuck."

Koma: "That's why so many anime protagonists and side characters come from wealthy families. If none of the main cast were from privilege, the story would feel fake."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Like Eirin's family background?"

Koma: "Exactly."

Su Xiao: "It's just like the 'golden finger' in Eastern web novels. Everyone recognizes one truth—ordinary people can't succeed on their own. If an ordinary person becomes the protagonist and achieves great success without a golden finger, readers think it's ridiculous."

Zhang Taixuan: "Enough of this. Let's talk about something fun."

Koma: "Something fun? Has anything interesting happened in any world?"

Zhang Taixuan: "In the Bai Shechuan world, Lishan's Old Mother, Heaven's Court, and Lingshan have invited me to give a lecture. Isn't that fun?"

Koma: "Lecture? I love it—I adore listening to Brother Taixuan lecture. It's helpful, but not fun."

Su Xiao: "Yeah, that doesn't sound fun."

Zhang Taixuan: "Heaven's Court and Lingshan will definitely bring out good things. Don't you want to taste them?"

Koma: "Can we go too?"

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Zhang Taixuan: "Of course. But only three spots. Who wants them?"

Koma: "I'll pass."

Su Xiao: "Me too."

Nan Qiuqiu: "Something's off!!!"

Asuna: "Definitely off—that's not like Su Xiao at all!"

Su Xiao: "Brother Taixuan will definitely bring his wife. Why should we tag along? I've got enough sense to know that."

Koma: "Exactly. Koma isn't stupid."