Chapter 1855: Tony: Oh No, I've Become a Bastard! (First Update, Please Subscribe)

Bai Xue Gong Zhu: "Mm."

Tony: "I think I'd still rather cultivate immortality. Cultivating immortality lets you live forever without paying any price — it's just too awesome."

Zhu Qizhen: "Help! I've been captured by Zhu Wushi — he's not going to throw me into hell, is he?"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Relax, he won't. When he brings you back, you'll first receive a beating with the staff, then you'll slowly spend the rest of your life."

Zhu Qizhen: "No! Ancestor, I want to cultivate immortality too! I — I don't want to die!"

Zhu Wushi: "A useless trash like you doesn't want to die? Isn't that just a waste of food?"

Zhu Qizhen: "Spare me! I shouldn't have been so arrogant."

Xiao Mai: "I still prefer the way you were wild and untamed — the way you look now is really ugly."

Ye Hei: "That's right, recover a bit."

Zhu Qizhen: "I was wrong."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Relax, it's not a matter of life and death."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Right — beat him to death, and he just resurrects. Old Zhu is way too devious."

Zhu Qizhen: "???"

Zhu Qizhen: "Nooo!"

【Ding — Zhu Qizhen has been muted for one hundred years.】

Zhang Taixuan: "Quiet at last."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Brother Taixuan, beautifully done."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Bai Xue, have you finished reading your own story? How far has your story developed?"

Xiao Mai: "Young Lady Su is actually still interested in this world? Is there anything good in it, or anything interesting?"

Xiao Yan Er: "I know — for example, are the seven dwarfs actually the Calabash Brothers?"

Hu Yifei: "Definitely not."

Su Xiao Xiao: "No, what I really love is the Magic Mirror."

Snake Spirit: "Magic Mirror? I have one too — do you want it?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "I don't want yours. The Queen's Magic Mirror is the one I want."

Xiao Mai: "That doesn't sound right — that Magic Mirror only has one function, couldn't you refine one yourself?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "What's the fun in refining one yourself? It's just like how Brother Taixuan wouldn't mold a person to be his wife. A person you mold yourself — wouldn't that be the same as Fiji?"

Xiao Mai: "!!! What are you saying — is that something you can just say out loud? This is a respectable group chat!"

Zhang Taixuan: "…You really know how to win my heart."

Su Xiao Xiao: "Hehe, of course."

Bai Xue Gong Zhu: "What is this 'Fiji'?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "That's a question children shouldn't ask — wait until you grow up and you'll understand."

Alice: "Eh? Is this a question that can't be asked?"

Xiao Mai: "Alice, be good."

Alice: "Oh."

Ye Hei: "Right, Su Xiao Xiao — what question do you want to ask the Magic Mirror?"

Su Xiao Xiao: "Hehe — when I was little reading fairy tales, I always thought of one question: if I got the Magic Mirror, I'd definitely ask it — who is the most slutty woman in this world."

Xiao Mai: "LOL! That's all you're curious about? Female competition, huh? 【Evil grin】"

Ye Hei: "Just like you! Your brain circuit is different from normal people's."

Xiao Yan Er: "9, you're really something. What's even good about asking that — you're not even a guy, why would you be interested in that kind of thing?"