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Chapter 1906

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My fate is mine to command, not heaven's: "Defeated-dog Immortal? Are you a god?"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "【Laughter】 God? In a way, I suppose I am."

Higure: "Black-stockings fat woman, have I ever wronged you?"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "You must call me senpai!"

Higure: "No way! Hmph, if the school found out senpai had this personality, they'd be shattered."

Higure: "Senpai, you don't want others to find out either, right?"

Su Xiao: "That's the spirit, that's the spirit—definitely a dōjin artist."

Asuna: "666, Higure's professional ethics hit 12 out of 10."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Tone it down, Higure."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Higure, you don't want anyone to find out you're Kashiwagi Eri, do you?"

Higure: "!!! Y-You..."

Ichiji Kōnaka: "What's a dōjin?"

Su Xiao: "Little angel, don't learn about this—you'll get corrupted."

Dong Tianbao: "Dōjin? God? Why do I feel like I'm not understanding anything?"

Yotsuya Miko: "The term 'defeated-dog Immortal' doesn't mean she's a god. 'Defeated-dog' refers to someone who loses in romantic competition; 'Immortal' is an internet meme—in Sakura Country, anyone who masters a certain skill to perfection is called an Immortal. For example, the Yakitori Immortal, the Takoyaki Immortal... ultimately, anyone who excels at something is called an Immortal."

Su Xiao: "For example, if you make mantou incredibly well, you can be called the Mantou Immortal!"

Dong Tianbao: "So that's what an Immortal is?!"

Ichiji Kōnaka: "Ugh... is this even a Sakura Country meme? Feels kinda embarrassing."

Koma: "Higure is called the 'defeated-dog Immortal' because she's the ultimate defeated-dog—so much so that she's become the very symbol of defeat."

Higure: "..."

Higure: "Why do you all know me so well? And how do you know about my... my identity?"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Hehe, go check the public files! The background heroine in there is the story of our world."

Higure: "Background heroine? Does that mean the heroine is an ordinary person?"

Ichiji Kōnaka: "Heroine? Files? What is this?!"

Su Xiao: "It's what was originally meant to happen in each world. Of course, when you join this chat group, your fate changes."

Ichiji Kōnaka: "Eh? Eh!? You actually know what was originally supposed to happen?!"

Su Xiao: "Hehe, of course. Want to know, Mommy Kōnaka?"

Butterfly Kanae: "Little Xiao, are you starved for maternal love again? Calling someone 'mommy'!"

Su Xiao: "No, I'm not. It's just that Kōnaka is so cute—she reminds me of a gentle mother."

Ichiji Kōnaka: "Mommy? 【Blushing】 What are you talking about?!"

Ichiji Kōnaka: "Do I have that story too?"

Su Xiao: "Of course. 【Solo Leveling】 is here, brothers and sisters—let's binge-watch."

Ichiji Kōnaka: "This is my story?"

Dong Tianbao: "Is this divine fate? Are the gods in this group real?"

Yotsuya Miko: "Gods? What are they? Many in this group have already earned the title of ancestors to gods. Look at that unserious Su Xiao—she's already a Pretender Saint."

Dong Tianbao: "Pretender Saint?"

Koma: "If you don't understand, check the group files—there are videos and records there. You'll quickly learn what level a Pretender Saint is."

Dong Tianbao: "Thank you, Miss."

Su Xiao: "@Zhang Junbao @Zhang Sanfeng, this one shares a faint connection with you both!"

Zhang Junbao: "Related to me?"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Could it be that in this newcomer's world, there's also a Zhang Sanfeng?"

Su Xiao: "Exactly. In that world, Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao are fellow disciples."

Su Xiao: "But Dong Tianbao is the main villain of that world—he ruined Junbao terribly."

Zhang Junbao: "Fellow disciples?"

Zhang Sanfeng: "!"

Xiong Ba: "So the other-worldly incarnation of Zhang Zhenren suffered this badly?"

Su Xiao: "What, Boss Xiong, you wanna laugh?"

Xiong Ba: "How could I? Am I the kind of person who laughs?"

Yue Buqun: "Hehe, don't say that—you really are!"

Xiong Ba: "Fine, I laughed. If I could, I'd really like to see the other-worldly Zhang Zhenren humiliated."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Boss Xiong, your tastes are truly peculiar."

Zhang Junbao: "I think I should satisfy Boss Xiong. Watching others suffer doesn't leave much impression—better to suffer myself."

Xiong Ba: "No need!"

Higure: "Is Kato Kei really that powerful?"

Kasumigaoka Uta970: "Indeed. Saint Kei. She's the heroine—even in the Great Luo Heaven, she holds tremendous weight."

Higure: "Great Luo Heaven?"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "You still haven't realized? You and I aren't from the same world."

Higure: "?"

Higure: "You mean—you're from a parallel world?"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Exactly. I've been in this chat group for a long time—I'm already a Pretender Saint now! Even Kato Kei and Higure have been in the Great Luo Heaven for ages, and their strength rivals mine."

Eriri: "Eriri? The Eriri from another world?"

Su Xiao: "That's right. The Eriri from another world is already Taixuan-ge's woman."

Eriri: "Woman? 【steam rising from her head】 T-this… this…"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "What? Hard to accept?"

Eriri: "Why does it have to be like this?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "I'm the one playing matchmaker in the middle! Aren't you grateful to me?"

Eriri: "??? Why would I be grateful? You're not just messing with me, are you?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "You'll understand later. This is a heaven-sent opportunity — becoming the Dao Lord's woman is something many people would beg for and never get!"

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