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Chapter 1915: I Pretend to Be the Buddha—Surely the Dao Sovereign Won't Beat Me Up

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Dong Tianbao: "Honored immortals, I bought the Divine Palm of Tathagata and pretended to be Tathagata—will that break any taboos?"

Great Sage Equal to Heaven: "Tathagata? Master has already beaten several Tathagatas into nirvana!"

Dong Tianbao: "May I ask the Great Sage, who is your master?"

Su Xiao: "Of course it's Brother Taixuan!"

Dong Tianbao: "The Dao Sovereign! 【Shocked】"

Dong Tianbao: "Then if I pretend to be Tathagata, the Dao Sovereign won't beat me up, right? 【Afraid】"

Su Xiao: "Why would the Dao Sovereign beat you? He'd only feel sorry for his little brother! 【Mischievous grin】"

Dong Tianbao: "?"

Xiaomai: "Haha, Xiao, you're just throwing memes around—Tianbao's an ancient man, how would he get it!"

Zhang Taixuan: "Relax, I'm not that petty. Besides, Tathagata and I have no grudge. Beating him before was just a casual thing."

Dong Tianbao: "Casual?"

Su Xiao: "What else? With a cultivation base like Tathagata's—not even reaching the Primordial Great Luo Golden Immortal realm—Brother Taixuan had no reason to single him out. Don't worry, go ahead and play your Tathagata act, no one will come after you."

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