Chapter 2011: What Kind of Identity Dares Call Himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?

Alice: "But Alice is so curious!"

Bai Suzhen: "You'll find out later—it's not good to know too soon."

Alice: "Oh."

Hua Zi: "What are you talking about?"

Su Xiao: "Big Brother Taixuan, this Hua Zi isn't really that one, is she?"

Zhang Taixuan: "No, it's just an ordinary ghost story."

Su Xiao: "Not? 【Disappointed】"

Xiao Mai: "Le, what are you disappointed about? Are you really hoping for a live broadcast, Su Xiao?"

Su Xiao: "It's always bad when the X little demon isn't punished, hehe…"

Xiao Mai: "Your tastes are getting more perverted."

Hua Zi: "I don't understand. You pathetic humans, hmph, I'm going to play now."

Jin Yanzi: "From your tone, you don't seem to be from the Jade Frontier War God's side?"

Su Xiao: "Jade Frontier War God? Laughable—he doesn't even deserve the name!"

Jin Yanzi: "So it's true—you wouldn't dare say that if you were his subordinate."

Ding Xiu: "This Miss seems rather rigid. You've said it yourself—it's the myriad worlds. Everyone lives in different worlds; how could you possibly fear the gods of your own world?"

Ding Xiu: "Besides, I've seen Nüwa the Great Goddess on the chat group list—could your god possibly be stronger than Nüwa the Great Goddess?"

Jin Yanzi: "You don't understand. Right now, the Jade Frontier War God rules the world—I must be cautious."

Su Xiao: "I get it, but your world isn't that bad. The Jade Frontier War God is weak—even the Great Sage Equaling Heaven is pathetic."

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Great Sage Equaling Heaven? 【Curious】"

Sun Wukong: "I can't pretend I didn't hear that."

Xiao Mai: "Hehe, now we've stirred up the monkey nest."

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Xiao Mai, don't think just because we're familiar I won't beat you. 【Eat Lao Sun's staff!】"

Jin Yanzi: "Great Sage Equaling Heaven? Weren't you sealed away?"

Jin Yanzi: "Oh right—you're not from my world."

Su Xiao: "It's hilarious—just thinking about the Jade Frontier War God in your world makes me laugh."

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Hey, stop laughing first—show me the story. I want to see how pathetic this world's Great Sage Equaling Heaven is. Could he be even worse than some monkey?"

Sun Wukong: "??? Are you trying to provoke me? Lao Sun is a quasi-sage now—I'm not weak anymore!"

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "Was I talking about you?"

Sun Wukong: "... Too cowardly to admit it—what kind of hero are you?"

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "I'm a demon, a sage, a immortal—I'm just not a hero!"

Su Xiao: "【The King of Kung Fu】 This is the story from that world, Jin Yanzi—you can watch it too."

Jin Yanzi: "The story from my world? So… my world's future?"

Su Xiao: "It's the original future—you can use it as a reference. Since joining the chat group, your fate has changed; don't take it to heart."

Jin Yanzi: "Thank you. I'll go watch."

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "I'm furious! This thing dares call itself Great Sage Equaling Heaven?!"

Great Sage Equaling Heaven: "I could pull out a single hair and be stronger than him!"

Sun Wukong: "True. Trash!"

Su Xiao: "This was made by a foreign director—the combat portrayal really is weak. I just wonder how powerful the real-world Jade Frontier War God and Great Sage Equaling Heaven actually are."

Ding Xiu: "It feels like many of the gods here act like ordinary mortals."

Jin Yanzi: "Aren't gods supposed to be like that?"

Su Xiao: "Before you say that, you should watch the battle videos in the chat group."

Su Xiao: "By the way, Ding Xiu, do you want to know your own story?"

Ding Xiu: "My story? I'm just an ordinary martial artist—does someone really write stories about me? No one could be that bored, right?"

Su Xiao: "Of course. The Addicted-to-Money Master has some fame."

Ding Xiu: "Then please, Immortal, enlighten me."

Su Xiao: "【The Embroidered Dagger】"

Ding Xiu: "My younger brother will die?!!"

Su Xiao: "Don't worry—it's just for reference. You've joined the chat group now; you'll have plenty of chances to change your fate. Even becoming Emperor is easy."

Ding Xiu: "Becoming Emperor? No thanks. I know my own limits—if I became Emperor, I'd only harm others and myself."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "If you don't want to be Emperor, you can give me the world contract. I'll send people to manage it—you can just lie back and collect money."

Ding Xiu: "Your Majesty Taizu. I was just thinking the same thing."

Su Xiao: "You've read a lot of documents, haven't you? You're not even surprised?"

Ding Xiu: "The most important thing in the martial world is caution—understanding the inner details. Otherwise, no matter how high your martial arts, you'll still fall. So naturally, after joining the chat group, I read more."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Caution is indeed a good habit."

Jin Yanzi: "Are the gods in the chat group really that powerful? Then the gods in my world really do act like mortals."

Hua Zi: "Are the videos real?"

Hua Zi: "So they're truly gods?"

Su Xiao: "Of course, Hua Zi. Give me permission to cross over—I'll go to your world and show you what real power looks like."

Hua Zi: "Pah… no way! I'm not an idiot!"

Su Xiao: "Big Brother Taixuan, can you open a door for me?"

Zhang Taixuan: "You're not going to bully a child, are you? Huazi is still young!"

Su Xiao: "Do ghost stories have ages? Don't worry—I'll just correct her little ghost traits, hehe…"

【Ding, ghost story world transit permission has been activated.】

Su Xiao: "Huazi, I'm here!"

Huazi: "No!"

Ghost story world.

In a restroom, a delicate little girl was dangled by Su Xiao, her whole body radiating resentment.

As a ghost story, Huazi's legendary form was not pleasant—a monster with a kappa hairstyle and sharp fangs and claws.

But in this world, Huazi was indistinguishable from an ordinary little girl; as long as she didn't reveal her yin aura, she was not frightening at all—indeed, quite adorable.

"Do you know you're wrong?"

Su Xiao gave a light hum. "Still calling people trash?"

Huazi wanted to cry but had no tears—she'd only said a few words about trash, and how had she been dragged into reality by netizens?!

"I won't say it anymore."

Su Xiao set Huazi down, clapped her hands, and sighed with satisfaction.

Indeed, disciplining little ghosts was the most fun.

"Huazi, how did you learn to say 'trash'?" Su Xiao asked.

Though she could have calculated the answer to this question, she clearly had no intention of doing so—Huazi was right beside her, so letting Huazi answer was far better.

Watching a defiant little ghost obey meekly was quite entertaining.

Huazi whispered: "It was from a phone. One day, while I was scaring someone, a person dropped their phone…"