Chapter 2013

Su Xiao let out a soft hum, "As a member of the chat group, you're not allowed to look at unhealthy stuff anymore—are you still a child?"

Saying this, she herself began playing.

Hua Zi immediately drooped: "No way!"

If I can't use my phone, it'll be so boring!

I can't let her scare people every day like before!

As a modern-day urban legend, she doesn't want to live like this!

"Su Xiao, don't restrict her."

Just then, Zhang Taixuan's voice rang out: "Urban legends have no age—restricting her is meaningless. But Hua Zi, don't forget your origins—you're an urban legend. If you neglect scaring people just because you're playing around, you'll vanish."

Hua Zi was overjoyed: "Thank you, big brother!"

Su Xiao tossed the phone to Hua Zi and said, "The entertainment in this world is just so mediocre—can't it give me any surprises?"

Zhang Taixuan was speechless: "We're all human—aren't these just the same old tricks?"

Su Xiao nodded: "True enough. Alright, Hua Zi, I'm leaving. Remember to behave from now on—or I'll come after you in real life."

Hua Zi played with the phone, slightly lifting her head and murmuring an acknowledgment, inwardly utterly baffled.

Why, if we're separated by worlds, can't she speak freely?

Who among my family understands this?!

World of Kung Fu Panda.

Jin Yanzi returned to her guest room, set down her pipa, and focused all her thoughts on the chat group.

Having seen the divine abilities of those gods in the chat group, the Jade Frontier War God was utterly insignificant.

Even—she could take revenge herself.

With a thought, she downloaded the Nine Divine Spells of Taixuan from the chat group's Shangcheng and began silently cultivating.

Merely whispering the incantation, she felt her power surge rapidly—far superior to any martial art she had ever learned.

In just a short while, her strength multiplied many times over.

"Indeed, though this world calls itself a mythic realm, its combat power is pitiful—no wonder the group looks down on it."

After a moment of reflection, Jin Yanzi sank back into her cultivation.

After half a month, her cultivation of the Taixuan Divine Spells had reached an extraordinary level—her body now possessed hundreds of thousands of jin of strength.

After Zhang Taixuan's subsequent improvements, the current Taixuan Divine Spells can easily lead one to immortality.

Thus, Jin Yanzi's cultivation results were highly impressive.

"Even the free divine spells are this powerful—how powerful must the group's cultivation techniques be?"

Jin Yanzi simply couldn't imagine.

She opened the Shangcheng again, her heart deeply tempted.

Unfortunately, she had no points—otherwise she'd have bought one.

Suddenly, she felt a thought stir, pulled out the jade hairpin from her hair, glanced at it, then put it back.

This jade hairpin was extremely precious; she hesitated to part with it and reinserted it into her glossy hair.

"I'll cultivate a bit longer—this should be enough to handle the Jade Frontier War God and his lackeys!"

As she thought this, a strange sensation suddenly rose within her.

Stepping outside, she saw a foreign boy appear holding a divine weapon.

And that divine weapon was the Ruyi Jingu Bang.

Jin Yanzi's heart leapt with joy.

Whether she sold the Ruyi Jingu Bang for points or returned it to Sun Wukong, it was a guaranteed profit.

With a thought, she shifted her body and snatched the Ruyi Jingu Bang from his grasp.

Before the boy could react, she vanished without a trace.

When Jason came to his senses, the Ruyi Jingu Bang was gone—only a silver ingot remained.

"This… this… did I just get robbed?"

Unexpectedly, even after crossing worlds, he'd encountered a zero-yuan gift—it made him nostalgic for home.

No, someone had paid him—this was forced purchase.

【Ding, Ruyi Jingu Bang valued at 500,000 points. Sell?】

"Sell!"

Jin Yanzi didn't hesitate—she sold it and bought the first four scrolls of the Primordial Pure Yang Art.

··· Seeking flowers ···· ········

After finishing this, she found a random cave and began cultivating.

In the mountains, time knows no seasons; winter ends, yet years go uncounted.

With the technique and ample points, Jin Yanzi had bought many elixirs and quickly reached the peak of the Five Elements realm.

Reaching this realm, feeling the immense power within her, she could no longer contain herself.

Letting the Jade Frontier War God live one more day made her feel unbearable.

Chat group.

Jin Yanzi: "I've reached the Five Elements realm now—can I successfully kill the Jade Frontier War God?"

Su Xiao: "Five Elements realm should be more than enough, right?"

Xiao Mai: "If the Jade Frontier War God's power is just as depicted in the original, then yes."

Hu Yifei: "Husband, can you do it?"

Zhang Taixuan: "Of course no problem. That world is peculiar—though it has immortality herbs, it's merely an ordinary top-tier small world, with underdeveloped cultivation civilization."

Jin Yanzi: "Thank you, everyone, for the guidance. By the way, can everyone resurrect the dead?"

Su Xiao: "That question is a bit redundant. Our group has so many Quasi-Saints and Grand Luo, resurrecting a person is way too easy."

Jin Yanzi: "Then is anyone willing to help? I'll pay the action fee with points."

Su Xiao: "No problem, leave it to me. As for the action fee, a token amount will do—it's not a big deal anyway."

Jin Yanzi: "Then thank you very much. I'm off to kill the Jade Frontier War God now."

Xiaomai: "Live stream! It's been so long since I've had some melon to eat."

Jin Yanzi: "Live stream?"

Xiaomai: "There's a live stream button, super simple. We can spectate."

Jin Yanzi: "From what everyone says, the Jade Frontier War God is very weak. Killing him shouldn't take me long, and there won't be anything exciting, right?"

Xiaomai: "You don't understand the joy of eating melon."

Yotsuya Miko: "Exactly. Eating melon doesn't care what the melon is—as long as there's fun, that's enough."

Jin Yanzi: "Fine then."

【Ding! Jin Yanzi has started the live stream!】

【Ding! Ding Xiu has entered the live stream room.】

【Ding! Su Xiao has entered the live stream room.】

【...】

As the live stream began, Jin Yanzi appeared on the broadcast screen.

Su Xiao: "Wow, worthy of the Jin Yanzi from the original work—truly beautiful!" Long.