Chapter 271

Kahlua: "Damn, this Demon Curse is terrifying. I'm right next to the Dao Lord—could I be affected?"

Ye Hei: "Condolences!"

Han Paopao: "Condolences!"

Ying Zheng: "+1"

Hu Yifei: "Speechless—if the Dao Lord wanted to toy with a little angel, would he even need this?"

Miyamizu Miko: "Exactly—Taixuan Brother isn't that kind of person."

Ye Hei: "Just kidding!"

Xiong Ba: "True, just livening up the mood."

Zhang Taixuan: "Relax—I wouldn't use this thing casually. No need."

Kahlua: "【Relieved】"

Zhang Taixuan: "Besides, you, Kahlua, have hardly any flesh on you—I've got no interest in gnawing bones. Better to find the Joyful Angel!"

Su Xiao: "Translation: Peaceful! Speaking of which, I have to tag Yuki Yukino—hey, you've got the nickname 'Pingnai,' what do you think?"

Kahlua: "Great translation—don't translate again next time!"

Yuki Yukino: "【Beat down】 Su Xiao, meet me on the arena—I'll make you understand why flowers are so red!"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Haha, Yukino and Kahlua are such good sisters—no, good brothers!"

Yuki Yukino: "??? Fat woman, loser—you're asking for a beating!"

Su Xiao: "I'm in the Divine Power Realm—can you even beat me?"

Yuki Yukino: "Fine, forget it. @Kasumigaoka Uta, arena—come on!"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "No way! You're just jealous of my figure and want to undermine me—I won't come!"

Komaeda: "Whoa, they're fighting! Want chips and cola?"

Ye Hei: "Yes! I love watching women fight—it's my favorite!"

Han Paopao: "Ye Hei's hobbies are so weird!"

Kahlua: "I got dragged into this—you guys really know how to hit a sore spot! @Zhang Taixuan, pay up—or I'll go tell Raphael bad things about you."

Zhang Taixuan: "Damn, you're extorting me now? Bold move."

Kahlua: "Extorting? This is compensation for emotional damage—and matchmaking fees!"

Su Xiao: "Kahlua, where's your dignity? He just humiliated you."

Kahlua: "Dignity? How much per jin? I'll sell you some!"

Kanae Kocho: "The Angel Miss is truly unique."

Amane Nodoka: "Sure enough, once you become a lazy fish, nothing scares you anymore."

Su Xiao: "Speaking of lazy fish, I think of Yotsuya Miko's dead fish eyes. By the way, Yukino's with Miko now—could she end up liking her?"

Yotsuya Miko: "??? I have Taixuan-kun—I don't cuddle with women."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Oh no, Yukino's heartbroken."

Yuki Yukino: "Who'd like dead fish eyes? I don't lack protein! @Su Xiao, don't push it—thirty years east of the river, thirty years west—don't look down on a young girl's poverty!"

Ye Hei: "Don't look down on a young wife's poverty!"

Komaeda: "Don't look down on an old woman's poverty!"

Kahlua: "The dead deserve respect!"

Hu Yifei: "Tears of a tomb raider! 【Smirking】"

Chitanda Eru: "【Laughing uncontrollably】 Stop—it's too much! Yukino's face is turning white! 【Photo】"

Yuki Yukino: "Chitanda, is this how you treat a sister? You're exposing my secrets!!!"

Chitanda Eru: "Sorry, I was wrong."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "【Photo】 Eru-chan received righteous pinching—she surrendered!"

In the photo, Yuki Yukino pinched Chitanda Eru's cheeks, wearing a helpless, bitter smile.

Yuki Yukino: "What bad luck! We swore to be good sisters—and now everyone stabs me in the back! 【Covering face】"

Zhang Taixuan: "Enough—don't talk about this anymore; it hurts feelings. 【Red envelope】"

【Ding, Yuki Yukino grabbed your red envelope.】

【Ding, Hu Yifei grabbed your red envelope.】

【...】

Hu Yifei: "Wow, big red envelope! Taixuan-kun, you're generous!"

Kahlua: "Hundreds of points—that'll last me ages. Hehe, thanks, Taixuan-kun—even though you said I'm flat, I'll forgive you."

Su Xiao: "Kahlua, are you really that easily satisfied? If you snatched him, the points would flood in."

Kahlua: "Great idea! 【Eyes sparkling】"

Kahlua: "Nah—once I have a man, can I still freely play games? Too much hassle!"

Su Xiao: "No man in heart, games become divine! 【Praise】"

Su Xiao: "By the way, there's a question I've always wanted to ask."

Kahlua: "If it's about my figure, forget it."

Yuki Yukino: "【Cat-like innocence】 Don't bring this up again!"

Su Xiao: "Not that. I'm wondering—why do angels from Heaven study in Japan instead of China?"