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Chapter 291

~5 min read 872 words

With a sweep of his spiritual sense, several books flew out of Feng's room.

"Love Metronome?"

"My Youth Romantic Comedy…"

Seeing his hidden items exposed, Feng prepared to flee—but where could he run?

"Feng, you're so young and already reading this? No wonder you're full of wild thoughts!" Jiegeng grabbed Feng's cheeks with both hands. "You won't read these again."

"Yes, sister!" Feng replied, his words muffled by her grip.

"Who gave you this book?" Jiegeng asked again.

Feng immediately felt like sitting on pins and needles, stammering incoherently.

"It's definitely that woman, Xiazhiqu Shiyu!" Jiegeng sneered. "Aren't you the one who dislikes her? How did you end up hanging out with her?"

Seeing his sister had figured it out, Feng pouted and said, "I'm only trying to help you! Xiazhiqu said that after reading these books, I could guide you. Sister, you're acting like a defeated dog—if you don't act soon, there'll be no place left for you near Daojun."

"Stay out of my affairs!" Jiegeng sneered.

Feng insisted: "Sister, you'll regret this!"

Jiegeng fell silent and opened the chat group.

Jiegeng: "@Xiazhiqu Shiyu, what did you give a child? Feng's still a kid!"

Su Xiao: "Could it be the manga drawn by Bai Mu Yingli?"

Xiao Mai: "Huh? Xiazhiqu, that's going too far! Feng's still a child!"

Su Xiao: "Still, send it to me—I'll critique it."

Ye Hei: "+1"

Han Paopao: "+1"

Yue Buqun: "You two are the main protagonists—stay away from bad influences. Let me handle it. I'm the villain; I don't have this problem!"

Lin Fengjiao: "Sect Master Yue is truly still vigorous!"

Ying Zheng: "It's just some little picture books—why the fuss?"

Ying Zheng No. 2: "Exactly!"

Xiazhiqu Shiyu: "?? You guys are too deranged. When did I ever send anything like that?"

Yukinoshita Yuki: "If not that, then what? Judging by Jiegeng's expression, she's furious!"

Xiazhiqu Shiyu: "I did give her a few light novels. Feng said her sister was as emotionally frozen as a knot of elm wood, clueless about love—so I just told her to use the light novel romance tropes to guide Jiegeng."

Yukinoshita Yuki: "You're serious? If light novel tropes could teach people how to date, then otaku would be the world's best at romance."

Miyamizu Miko: "That sounds totally unreliable!"

Yotsuya Miko: "+1. What does dating have to do with light novels? Light novels are fantasy—using fantasy to guide real people? Is your brain really okay?"

Xiao Mai: "That's so Xiazhiqu!"

Xiazhiqu Shiyu: "????"

Xiao Mai: "Xiazhiqu's original story is about a defeated dog—how would she even understand this?"

Kurogane: "Xiazhiqu: I've been shot right in the knee!"

Jiegeng: "No wonder Feng was acting weird today, pushing me to act fast—it was all you stirring things up behind the scenes!"

Jiegeng: "You told her about Inuyasha too, didn't you? 【Angry】"

Chitanda Eru: "So what if you told her about Inuyasha? It's not that serious!"

Jiegeng: "She left out a lot of details!"

Su Xiao: "【Laughing hysterically】 Did she say you like dogs?! Human and beast—how terrifying!"

Jiegeng: "..."

Xiao Mai: "Looks like we guessed right! Xiazhiqu, you're so deranged! When the little sister hears her sister likes someone who isn't even human, she's bound to panic..."

Xiazhiqu Shiyu: "【Lurking】"

Su Xiao: "No wonder she's angry! Shiyu-chan, why did you skip all the specific plot details?"

Xiazhiqu Shiyu: "【Kowtowing】 I'm sorry, I'll never dare again."

Jiegeng: "Next time?"

Hu Yifei: "How terrifying. By the way, Feng asked Jiegeng to actively pursue Daojun, right?"

Su Xiao: "Who else could make Feng care so much? She really wants him to be her brother-in-law!"

Hu Yifei: "【Shivering】 I remember Daojun already has a wife, right?"

Su Xiao: "Isn't it normal for ancient men to have three wives and four concubines?"

Hu Yifei: "Is Daojun even from ancient times?"

Su Xiao: "You could say he is—his fantasy world is still set in the ancient era!"

Hu Yifei: "Daojun's era is so flexible!!"

Su Xiao: "@Zhang Taixuan, where are you? Come comfort Jiegeng already!"

Jiegeng: "?? Xiao Xiao, what are you doing?"

Su Xiao: "Helping you—no need to thank me!"

Xiao Mai: "You're kinda nice!"

Jiegeng: "Xiao Xiao, you're so thoughtful—but I'm not ready yet!"

Zhang Taixuan: "Thanks for the invite. Just returned to the fantasy world, about to go after the Jin Ling clan. Jiegeng, we'll discuss this in detail next time."

Xiazhiqu Shiyu: "Discuss in detail—explain everything!"

Su Xiao: "I don't need much—just livestream it!"

Xiao Mai: "Xiao Mai is very curious!"

Oribe Nako: "Xia Mai, you're stealing my lines!"

Kikyou: "【Speechless】 You guys, you're at it again with the innuendo."

Zhang Taixuan: "Keep running your mouths. Once I'm free, I'll suppress every last one of you."

Su Xiao Xiao: "【Cough】 Speaking of which, hasn't the Taixuan Realm already been squeezed out of the fantasy world? How can you still go back?"

Zhang Taixuan: "The chat group's transmigration function can lock onto my original world. If I had to find it on my own, going back at this stage would be a bit difficult."

After all, although the Taixuan Realm was not far from the fantasy world, it was separated by Chaos, and there was no small risk — not something he could cross at present.

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