Chapter 312: All Non-Human, Bai Suzhen Greets You, Immortals! (7/9, Request Subscription)

Ye Hei: "Whoa, a new member."

Su Xiao: "The newcomer arrived just in time to rescue Ye Tiandi."

Ye Hei: "Am I afraid? I'm not afraid at all! 【Showoff】"

Qingcheng Mountain's Fallen Mortal Form: "What is this? Could it be a demonic temptation trial?"

Amnesiac Girl: "Demonic temptation trial?"

Qingyun Spirit Lord: "Huh?"

Girl Under the Locust Tree: "Is that Great Hero Yan?"

Xiao Mai: "Well, Xiao Xiao, aren't you going to explain?"

Su Xiao: "【Confused】Why me? You could do it too!"

Hu Yifei: "I'll do it—I'm free right now. Everyone, this is… anyway, rest assured, no one in this chat group is evil. Now, please change your names."

Girl Under the Locust Tree: "Across countless worlds, how can a female ghost like me be allowed to join such an organization?"

Nie Xiaoqian: "Xiaoqian greets all Immortals."

Bai Suzhen: "A female ghost? I am Bai Suzhen from beneath Mount Qingcheng, just now cultivated into human form. I greet all Immortals, and beg your pardon for my earlier rudeness."

Qingyun 07 Spirit Lord: "Roar! (Hello everyone, I'm a water qilin, playing in the water—want to join?)"

Su Xiao: "Holy cow, how can one roar convey so much meaning? Is this the language of the qilin clan?"

Zhang Taixuan: "Definitely not. The fire qilin doesn't have this ability."

Qingyun Spirit Lord: "Roar (I've never seen any other qilin—not fire qilin or any others!)"

Xiao Bai: "You're not human?"

Zhang Taixuan: "Neither are you, girl."

Xiao Bai: "I'm not human. Do you know who I am?"

Su Xiao: "Holy cow, it's Xiao Bai."

Xiao Mai: "Who's Xiao Bai?"

Su Xiao: "Don't you have an anime over there? Something related to the White Snake. Xiao Bai—that's Bai Suzhen!"

Bai Suzhen: "Me?!"

Xiao Bai: "I'm her?!"

Ye Hei: "Didn't I just say? Across countless worlds, there's surely more than one Bai Suzhen. Who'd have thought I'd meet my childhood goddess. @Bai Suzhen, Young Lady Bai, hello!"

Su Xiao: "@Bai Suzhen, I'm your Xu Xian, my wife!"

Ying Zheng: "Curious—why does your childhood goddess include snakes? Are future people really that strange?"

Ying Zheng #2: "That's a peculiar taste—I can't accept it."

Yue Buqun: "It's a demon, Brother Zheng. Demons and snakes are different—demons can take human form. Legend says the White Lady was stunningly beautiful, a peerless beauty of the mortal world."

Xiao Mai: "Wow, did the White Snake Legend already exist back then, Master Yue?"

Hu Yifei: "Strange? The White Snake tale has existed since ancient times—back then, the white snake wasn't portrayed as a good character."

Xiao Mai: "So that's how it is. No wonder Master Hu knows so much!"

Su Xiao: "Enough talk—let's share the stories with everyone. 【New White Snake Legend】【Bai She: Yuan Qi】"

Su Xiao: "@Xiao Bai, your story is the latter one—you can take a look."

Xiao Bai: "Mm. Thank you all—do you all not mind that I'm a snake?!"

Ye Hei: "Why mind? I have a black dog as a companion."

Su Xiao: "Xiao Bai is my wife—why would I mind? 【Guhuhu】"

Jia Baoli: "Holy cow, you're still claiming you're not a lesbian?"

Han Paopao: "Su Xiao's true nature is exposed! 【Certain】"

Xiao Bai: "Uh… Miss Su is a bit strange… I can't accept that."

Bai Suzhen: "That taste… is a bit peculiar!"

Zhang Taixuan: "【Laughing Loudly】Su Xiao, see? No one wants to cuddle with you!"

Spirit Lord: "Roar! (Can I meet the fire qilin?)"

Zhang Taixuan: "Of course. 【Video】This guy's gone back to sleep again! I'll arrange a real-life meeting when I have time."

Spirit Lord: "Roar! (Wow, she's so strong!)"

Su Xiao: "Holy cow, Spirit Lord—how did you tell the fire qilin's gender from a video?"

Spirit Lord: "Roar? (Can't you tell?)"

Su Xiao: "Obviously!"

Ye Hei: "This ability is incredible."

Spirit Lord: "Roar? (Isn't it obvious at a glance?)"

Zhang Taixuan: "It's probably like how we can instantly tell male from female?"

Su Xiao: "That does make some sense. @Nie Xiaoqian, how long has Miss Xiaoqian been dead? Are you under the control of the Tree Demon Grandma?"

Nie Xiaoqian: "Miss Su knows about the Tree Demon Grandma? Do you also know my story?"

Ye Hei: "Though Miss Nie's story isn't as widely known as the White Immortal's, it's still quite famous. 【A Chinese Ghost Story】"

Ye Hei: "Miss Nie, you can take a look."

Spirit Lord: "Roar (Doesn't my story exist? Snakes have tales—why shouldn't qilin have one too?)"

Su Xiao: "Of course there is—but you're a supporting character."

Spirit Lord: "Roar? (What's a supporting character?)"

Xiao Mai: "A supporting character has little screen time—even if there's a story, you appear only rarely."

Ling Zun: "Roar! (I'm actually just a supporting character, but I'm clearly a qilin!)"

Ling Zun: "Roar! (What is my story even about!)"

Su Xiao: "【Zhu Xian Zhuan】"

Ling Zun: "Roar! (I'm going to go read my story.)"

Bai Suzhen: "It's a long story. When I went to repay my debt of gratitude, how did I end up running into so many things? Since repaying the kindness was pointed out by Guanyin Bodhisattva, why didn't she stop Fahai later on!"

Ye Hei: "Without suppressing you, Lady Bai, how could Fahai ascend? If he had to cultivate through bitter effort, the time it would take would be far greater."

Han Paopao: "Xu Xian is way too lucky. In just eighteen years and 377 【units of】 time, he became an immortal. Watching that speed, Han here shed tears of envy."

Lin Fengjiao: "If it were only a story, Lin Mou would think it was fine. But now that Miss Bai has actually appeared, that fact makes it hard to swallow. This poor Daoist has also bitterly cultivated for so many years, yet still hasn't become an immortal!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "This poor Daoist has cultivated for nearly eighty years."

Bai Suzhen: "Everyone needn't be so envious. My cultivating to become an immortal here wasn't that easy either. I cultivated for one thousand seven hundred years and still haven't seen a chance to ascend!"

Su Xiao: "Haven't we already found out what the chance to ascend is now?"

Bai Suzhen: "..."

Bai Suzhen: "After finding out, I actually don't want to ascend that much anymore!"

Ye Hei: "Got it. Life is precious, but freedom is pricier, after all."

Bai Suzhen: "Besides freedom, what's even more important is not knowing what schemes lie behind it all. I'm just a little white snake—what about me would make someone scheme like this?"

Han Paopao: "Indeed. The story looks beautiful on the surface, but who knows what will happen after ascending?"

Lin Fengjiao: "As far as I know, Miss Bai's lineage is from the Old Mother of Lishan, isn't it?"

Bai Suzhen: "【Awkward】 Saying it's lineage from the Old Mother herself, in truth, I just once listened to the Dao at the Old Mother's dojo. The Old Mother of Lishan is immensely powerful and often preaches the Dao to those who are fated—humans and demons alike. Many have listened to the Dao beneath the Old Mother, so this shouldn't count as much of a background, right?"