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Chapter 398: Yuli

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Yuli: "Thank you all so much; I haven't eaten food this delicious in a long time."

Yuli: "No, I've never eaten anything like this before. 【Red Packet】"

Yuli: "So convenient! You just sent out gold all at once!"

【Ding, Xiaomai grabbed your red packet.】

【Ding, Kikyo grabbed your red packet.】

【Ding, Anya grabbed your red packet.】

【Ding, …】

Su Xiao: "Whoa, you grabbed hundreds of jin of gold—did you rob a gold vault?"

Xiaomai: "That's actually possible; Yuli's world is a post-apocalypse, where gold is useless."

Yuli: "【Hehe】 Yes, I opened a gold vault and sent out all of it as red packets."

Akuya: "Wow, so much gold just appeared out of nowhere! I don't have to sleep in the stable anymore!"

Yingdao Mai: "??? Akuya, you got transported to another world too?"

Su Xiao: "Didn't you already know the plot?"

Akuya: "It was an ambush! An ambush! The great goddess was ambushed—blame that NEET, shut-in, for ambushing the goddess! Waaahhh, I can't go back!"

Kurogami: "Akuya is as embarrassing as ever!"

Nenjiya Eri: "By the way, how did Akuya with this level of intelligence become a god? It just feels wrong—someone like this becoming a god?"

Liu Maoxing: "Now I've lost all illusions about gods."

Raijin: "As a god, I apologize."

Yotsuya Miko: "Is she a connection?"

Akuya: "Akuya is not a connection! Akuya is a water spirit who ascended to godhood—the origin of all water in the universe!"

Su Xiao: "I almost thought you meant the origin of all laws in the universe—I got scared, thought Akuya had crossed over!"

Xiaomai: "Sis Su, has Ru come yet?! 【Evil grin】"

Su Xiao: "Ask and you get Buddha!! Ask again, and I'll shut you up!"

Lin Fengjiao: "So Akuya is the origin of water in the universe? But her personality is… oddly off."

Ying Zheng: "She's got such a big background?"

Zhang Taixuan: "It makes sense. Akuya has lived too long and can't die, so she's carefree. Honestly, aside from being unreliable, she's quite kind."

Bai Suzhen: "Ah, I see. Like some immortals in the East, heavenly immortals and Jin Xian cultivators still descend into the mortal world to undergo trials—pretending to be beggars and such."

Shuikuya: "What are you talking about?"

Shuikuya: "By the way, this NEET is useless—he can't even carry a bit of gold."

Ye Hei: "How much did you grab?"

Xiaomai: "I checked—it's over a hundred jin. Seriously, do you have some misunderstanding about NEETs? Even a normal Gao Zhongsheng would struggle to carry a hundred jin."

Chitanda Eru: "Unless he's an athlete. I heard athletes are pretty strong."

Su Xiao: "【Laughing so hard】 That's just a meme, Eru—you actually believe that?"

Chitanda Eru: "It's not? 【Shocked】"

Yuli: "Everyone's so cheerful! If I joined this chat group, do I no longer need to travel? After all, there aren't many living people—or any living things—left where I am."

Su Xiao: "Indeed, no more traveling needed."

Ling Zun: "Don't worry—I'll protect you from now on. Hehe, I'll have Qingyun's people prepare food for you. It's just two people—I can afford it."

Xiao Bai: "Feeding two people is easy. But the real issue is Yuli's world—it's so tragic, a post-apocalypse… Humans really have destroyed nature and civilization terribly."

Akuya: "Look over here, everyone!"

Su Xiao: "??"

Xiaomai: "?"

Akuya: "Before you stands the great Water Goddess Akuya! If you become my followers, I can purify the damage left by war!"

Su Xiao: "Whoa, Akuya, you have this ability?"

Kikyo: "I thought Akuya could only purify spirits!"

Akuya: "The great Akuya is the origin of all water in the universe—I can purify everything! War's scars? Child's play! So, will you become my followers? The greatest religion in existence—the Akuxis Faith—led by the greatest god: Akuya!"

Xiaomai: "Laughed to death! If I hadn't read the original, I might've been fooled—those Akuxis followers are all insane!"

Hu Yifei: "This… I still think atheism is better."

Miyamizu Miko: "Teacher Hu is an atheist?!"

Hu Yifei: "Then do you believe in gods?"

Miyamizu Miko: "I believe in my husband. Nothing else."

Amano Hinata: "+1"

Hu Yifei: "See? None of you believe in gods—you just like Dao Jun."

Akuya: "Unforgivable! You say the Akuxis followers aren't normal?!"

Anya: "Yuli's side is so pitiful! @Zhang Taixuan, Dad, is there any hope for her?"

Zhang Taixuan: "Of course there's hope. It's actually simple."

Yuli: "Huh? There's hope? Are you also a divine lord?"

Su Xiao: "Speaking of which, I, Su Xiao, must introduce you to Yuli—this is the most powerful person in our group, the one who once saved a collapsing universe: the Supreme Primordial Tai Xuan Dao Jun. 【Video】"

Yuli: "Wow, such a long name—it sounds incredibly powerful."

Akuya: "Long name means powerful? Then I'll take a powerful name too!"

Yuli: "Whoa, the divine lord even transformed an entire planet! This… seems way stronger than Sister Akuya. Divine lord, can you save my world? 【Please please!】"

Aqua: "Why aren't you begging me? I am a divine being, my lord!!"

Yuli: "Uh... if Lady Aqua suddenly summoned a flood, the survivors would probably drown on the spot, right?"

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