Chapter 61: First Meeting with Huang Rong, Live Broadcast Function (3/7, Requesting Flowers, Ratings, and Votes)
Lin Fengjiao: "That's how it went. Sigh, that feng shui master really suffered—I'm too soft-hearted to let him wipe out the Ren family."
Su Xiao: "Don't worry about it, Uncle Jiu. You're from Maoshan—you couldn't just stand by and watch other Daoist Priests annihilate an entire Manmen without feeling guilty."
Huang Rong: "Sigh, there's nothing to be done—Uncle Jiu's principles always bind him to worldly rules. If it were my father, he'd have no such troubles."
Qian Gu Yi Di: "In my opinion, the Ren family was never good to begin with—Uncle Jiu should've just stayed out of it."
Ying Zheng: "There's no helping it—Lin Daoist is a good man. His conscience would never let him rest."
Kaizaki Uta: "Let's drop it. Let's talk about something happy—I've become a Master!"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "I've become a Master too. Now I can safely dive to salvage shipwrecks and exchange points."
Su Xiao: "Master? That seems kinda weak."
Yotsuya Miko: "Not weak at all, Miss Su—without heavy weapons, they're invincible in Sakura Country. 【Sweating】"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "Yes, I'm already very satisfied!"
Kaizaki Uta: "Me too. Now I can go days without sleep and still not feel tired."
Yotsuya Miko: "... You use your Master abilities for this?"
Su Xiao: "Well, light novel writers—understandable."
Kaizaki Uta: "Huh! You actually know that?"
Zhang Taixuan: "This lady is the Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal of our group!"
Huang Rong: "【Laughing loudly】 My buried memories are attacking me now."
Su Xiao: "Enough already—stop bringing it up. When will you all forget my black history?"
Yotsuya Miko: "Forget? That's hard. With our current strength, we won't forget even after hundreds of years."
Kaizaki Uta: "What's an Omniscient and Omnipotent Immortal?"
Yotsuya Miko: "Miss Su is a transmigrator. When she first joined the group, she pretended to be a mystic to scam benefits from other members."
Su Xiao: "【Covering her face】"
Huang Rong: "But she got exposed. Still, as a transmigrator, she knows a lot about the other members' backgrounds—no lie. If you want to know, ask her."
Kaizaki Uta: "Transmigrator?"
Su Xiao: "Yes. Kaizaki Uta—one of the losing heroines from 'The Helpful Fox Spirit.' Yukinoshita Yuki—the heroine from 'My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected.' Qian Gu Yi Di—probably Ying Zheng from 'Kingdom of Qin.'"
Kaizaki Uta: "I'm a novel side character? And a losing one at that?"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "I'm the heroine?"
Su Xiao: "Yes. Kaizaki Uta, you're popular too, but compared to Xiao Hui, you're a step behind. In her past life, Xiao Hui was many people's ideal wife. @Zhang Taixuan, isn't that right?"
Zhang Taixuan: "No, Xiao Hui is my wife—does that mean Yukinoshita and Kaizaki aren't my wives too? 【No one understands anime better than me】"
Su Xiao: "..."
Kaizaki Uta: "Wives?!"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "【Cat-like shock】"
Yotsuya Miko: "【Happy】 Don't be shocked—it's normal in the anime world. Watch one show, and suddenly you've got more wives."
Su Xiao: "By the way, Miko is also one of Brother Zhang's wives!"
Yotsuya Miko: "【Blushing】 Where did you get that? Brother Zhang hasn't even talked to me much."
Huang Rong: "Huh? 【Alert】 Miko's trying to sneak away?"
Kaizaki Uta: "Has Miko been conquered?"
Yotsuya Miko: "I didn't! I'm not! You're slandering me!"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "That reaction... I understand."
Su Xiao: "Don't worry—you don't have to. Brother Zhang's character is solid—he's never forced anyone."
Yotsuya Miko: "Exactly! Honestly, Brother Zhang helped me so much. Because of him, I don't live in fear anymore, and I've earned so much money—I now make over a hundred points a day."
Yukinoshita Yuki: "A hundred points a day?"
Su Xiao: "Miko earns points by selling evil spirits—don't even think about copying her. 【The Girl Who Can Be Seen】 I've posted her story outline—feel free to read. Don't worry, there's nothing embarrassing about you in it!"
Yotsuya Miko: "【Really!】"
Su Xiao: "Relax, I've got integrity! By the way, Kaizaki Uta, Yukinoshita—will you publish your stories too?"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "If Miko's is out, then mine too."
Kaizaki Uta: "Hmph, mine too—I want to see who had such bad taste they didn't pick me!"
Qian Gu Yi Di: "If possible, Miss Su, could you post my story too?"
Su Xiao: "No problem. 【Qin Shi】【Haruhi】【The Helpful Fox Spirit】"
【Ding! Kaizaki Uta has broken through to the Master realm, attracting Heaven's attention—your fortune has improved; your fortune has upgraded from Side Character to Fortune-Selected One!】
【Ding! The martial path you created has gained Heaven's favor—the world bestows upon you a trace of its primordial essence.】
【Ding! Yukinoshita Yuki has broken through to the Master realm, attracting Heaven's attention—your fortune has improved—you've upgraded from Heroine to Fortune-Selected One.】
【Ding! The martial path you created has gained Heaven's favor—the world bestows upon you a trace of its primordial essence.】
Kaizaki Uta: "Huh? My fortune improved!"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "Mine too. My thoughts feel sharper—wait, I sense the energy of Heaven and Earth more clearly."
Yukinoshita Yuki: "I've broken through!"
Kaizaki Uta: "Me too! Gah—I've become a Grand Master! This fortune stuff is incredible!"
Zhang Taixuan: "Congratulations. I've gained benefits too. As per tradition, I can gift each of you a Land Immortal-level cultivation technique and a Purple Yang Pill."
Zhang Taixuan: "But I must clarify—the technique can only be passed down within your family—do not teach it to others."
Kaizaki Uta: "Land Immortal-level technique?!!"
Yukinoshita Yuki: "Over a thousand points—that's too valuable, isn't it?"
Zhang Taixuan: "Just over a thousand points, of course I got even more. Pick quickly."
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Does Taixuan-kun have any suggestions?"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "I'd also like to hear Mr. Zhang's suggestions."
Zhang Taixuan: "Then pick the Lunar True Scripture. Dragon God Art is too domineering, and the Divine Palm of the Tathagata requires a certain Buddha-nature — none of you are really suited for it."
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Then I'll pick the Lunar True Scripture."
Yukinoshita Yukino: "Me too."
Zhang Taixuan: "【Red Packet】 Cultivate well. Since you've joined this group, I hope we can all become beings of eternal lifespan in the future, and admire the beautiful scenery of the myriad heavens and worlds together."
Yukinoshita Yukino: "Mm, I will."
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Alright, when will Taixuan-kun come visit me? Megumi really is so cute — no wonder she became the ideal wife for homebodies."
Yukinoshita Yukino: "I didn't expect I'd be so sharp-tongued in the anime — am I really that kind of person?"
Su Xiao: "Hehe, you two are the two great sharp-tongued champions of the anime!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "【I didn't】"
Yukinoshita Yukino: "【I didn't!】"
End of Chapter
