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Chapter 701: Zhang Ga: Taixuan Brother, Can You Help Me? (2/7, Request Subscription)

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Su Xiao: "Gazi, don't you understand the situation yet? The chat group connects to all worlds—in this group, seeing anyone is normal."

Zhang Ga: "Normal?"

Zhang Ga: "And why do you call me 'bro'? You're older than me, aren't you?"

Ye Hei: "True. Su Xiao, you're past your prime and still pretending to be young. Gazi, ignore her!"

Yue Fei: "Wait—you're the same, Ye Brother. I remember you're already an adult."

Zhang Ga: "..."

Su Xiao: "That's different. This is childhood—Zhang Ga was a TV show we watched as kids!"

Ye Hei: "Exactly."

Su Xiao: "@Zhang Ga, take a look at what's happening in your world. After you see it, you'll understand why I asked that. 【Zhang Ga】"

Su Xiao: "Also, 'Six-Four-Zero,' Fallen Heaven Holy Black Cat—you're Gogō Ruri, right?"

Fallen Heaven Holy Black Cat: "... You know me? Then this isn't my cheat skill?!"

Koma: "Laughed to death—you actually think this is your cheat skill. But honestly, maybe you're not wrong. With this chat group, you really can take off."

Gogō Ruri: "Koma, you mean that high school student who glows while walking, like shedding dandruff?"

Koma: "【slams table】 It's not dandruff—it's special effects, special effects!"

Su Xiao: "Looks like Koma's anime exists over there too! Koma, you've met someone you know."

Koma: "Hmph, know someone? They started by saying I shed dandruff—I'll make that Black Cat regret it. 【My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute】"

Koma: "Look well, defeated Black Cat—this is your miserable life, hehehe!"

Gogō Ruri: "..."

Gogō Ruri: "Am I also just a character from an anime?!!"

Koma: "Exactly. Same thing, but unlike me, you're not a glowing beauty—you're just a defeated loser."

Gogō Ruri: "Defeated?! Hmph, I, Fallen Heaven Holy Black Cat, will lose?!"

Yotsuya Miko: "Black Cat talks tough—she'll be crying in a moment."

Chiantian Ailu: "Why would she cry? She hasn't experienced it—watching anime doesn't let you truly feel it."

Su Xiao: "That's true. @Huaguo Mountain Guard, Sun Wukong?"

Huaguo Mountain Guard: "Buddha? I know my mistake!"

Jin Chan: "There's no Buddha here, monkey—where are you locked up now?"

Huaguo Mountain Guard: "No Buddha? Don't trick me, Buddha—I truly know my mistake!"

Su Xiao: "Alright, this one really thinks we're lying to it! Here, Miss will give you a modern shock. 【The Monkey King: Demon Slayer】"

Su Xiao: "@Huaguo Mountain Guard, take a look at your own story."

Koma: "This Sun Wukong is fierce—don't give him cross-world access. This thing eats people!"

Ning Xiang: "This... is it really that terrifying?"

Xiao Sang: "Scared. Dao Jun brother, should we beat it up?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Zhang Taixuan: "Let's see how arrogant he is after this."

Su Xiao: "Wow, Xiao Sang is really violent—it's still the same demonic race!"

Xiao Sang: "That kind of man-eating demon? I don't recognize it as such! It's savage, like a monster!"

Xiao Bai: "Indeed, utterly uncivilized."

Bai Suzhen: "A disgrace among demons!"

Xiao Wu: "+1"

Zhang Ga: "I've seen it—Grandma really is in danger. What do I do? How do I save Grandma?!"

Su Xiao: "Don't worry—it's not a big problem. Gazi, check the Shangcheng in the chat group. With those items, the problem won't be big."

Zhang Ga: "Elixir? Immortal cultivation techniques? This... do gods really exist?!"

Koma: "Of course they do. 【Video】 This is the video of Taixuan brother just breaking through his tribulation—see? This guy's a top-tier expert."

Zhang Ga: "Whoa, that terrifying? That's incredible! Taixuan brother, can you help me? I don't want Grandma to die."

Zhang Taixuan: "No problem. 【Red Packet】 Contains cultivation techniques and elixirs—start cultivating first. Once you're done, even devils won't stand a chance against you."

Su Xiao: "Taixuan brother is truly generous. But won't your wife object to this?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shi Yu: "Why would she object? A wife follows her husband's path—my thoughts naturally align with my husband's. Besides, shouldn't invaders be punished?"

Yuki Yukino: "I also support Taixuan brother 0........ "

Amano Hina: "Support +1. Those devils are beyond redemption—Gazi, give them righteous gunfire."

Yotsuya Miko: "+1"

Zhang Ga: "Your names are Japanese—why do you support me too?"

Yuki Yukino: "Because of justice! Invaders shouldn't be supported—they must be punished!"

Miyamizu Miko: "Exactly. Evil invaders must be crushed. Gazi, do what you must—this group is always your backing."

Zhang Ga: "So even Japan has good people!"

Su Xiao: "Alright, Gazi, quickly claim the technique and start cultivating. With power, you can protect Grandma and your country."

Zhang Ga: "Thank you all! Thank you, Taixuan brother!"

【Ding, Zhang Ga claimed Zhang Taixuan's red packet.】

Gogō Ruri: "Hard to explain—I've fallen for a sister-obsessed guy, and now I'm a defeated loser. Aaah, am I blind?!"

Koma: "Exactly—you're blind! 【laughing】"

Gogō Ruri: "Damn yuri heroine—no man wants you, still a loser."

Kuma: "Hmph, you can't hurt me. Hmph, lots of people like me—Amagami and Hilfen."

Gogyou Ruri: "Big face? Doesn't Amagami like your brother? How could he like you! Brother fanatic, yuri girl. 【Ghost face】"

Kuma: "Aaaah... Kuma's angry! Kuma's only 3.0, not a brother fanatic! Black Cat, you loser, don't slander me!"

Gogyou Ruri: "Really? By the way, are the things in Shangcheng real?"

Kuma: "Of course they're real! How about it? Are you tempted? If you sincerely apologize, Kuma will lend you points so you can cultivate too—eternal youth!"

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