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Chapter 701

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Su Xiao: "Brother Ga-zi, haven't you figured out the situation yet? The chat group can connect to the heavens and ten thousand worlds; in this group, it's normal to see anyone."

Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "Is it normal?"

Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "And why do you call me brother? You should be older than me!"

Ye Fan: "Indeed, Su Xiao, you are old and still pretending to be young. Brother Ga-zi, let's ignore her!"

Yue Fei: "This... Brother Ye, aren't you the same? I remember you are an adult, right?"

Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "..."

Su Xiao: "This is different. This is childhood, Little Soldier Zhang Ga, that's a TV series I watched in childhood!"

Ye Fan: "That's right."

Su Xiao: "@Little Soldier Zhang Ga, let me show you the situation in your world, after watching it you will know why I asked that. 【Little Soldier Zhang Ga】"

Su Xiao: "Also '640', Fallen Angel Black Cat, you are Gokou Ruri, right?"

Fallen Angel Black Cat: "... you know me, isn't this my golden finger?!"

Umaru: "Laughing to death, actually thought this was her own golden finger. However, it seems right; with the chat group, it can indeed take off."

Gokou Ruri: "Umaru, is that the high school student who shines when walking, like falling dandruff?"

Umaru: "【Table flip】 It's not dandruff, that's special effects, special effects!"

Su Xiao: "It seems Black Cat also has Umaru's anime! Umaru, you met an acquaintance."

Umaru: "Hmph, what acquaintance, she said Umaru has dandruff as soon as she came up, I'm going to make Black Cat look good. 【My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute】"

Umaru: "Loser Black Cat, watch carefully, this is your failed life, hehe!"

Gokou Ruri: "..."

Gokou Ruri: "Even I am a character in an anime?!!"

Umaru: "That's right. Same, unfortunately you are different from Umaru; Umaru is a shining beautiful girl, and you are just a loser."

Gokou Ruri: "Loser?! Hmph, will I, Fallen Angel Black Cat, lose?!"

Yotsuya Miko: "Black Cat is so stubborn, she'll be crying soon."

Chitanda Eru: "Why would she cry, she hasn't experienced it, just watching anime, can't empathize."

Su Xiao: "That's true. @Huaguo Mountain Protector, Sun Wukong?"

Huaguo Mountain Protector: "Buddha? I know I was wrong!"

Jin Chanzi: "There is no Tathagata here, monkey, where are you locked up again?"

Huaguo Mountain Protector: "No Tathagata? Buddha, don't lie to me, I really know I was wrong."

Su Xiao: "Alright, this one really thinks we are lying to it! Come, this girl will give you some modern shock. 【Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons】"

Su Xiao: "@Huaguo Mountain Protector, look at your story."

Umaru: "This Sun Wukong is a bit fierce, everyone don't give it crossing permission. This thing eats people!"

Ningxiang: "This... is it that terrifying?"

Xiao Sang: "Scary. Brother Dao Lord, do you want to beat it up?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Zhang Taixuan: "Let's see if he's arrogant later."

Su Xiao: "Good guy, Xiao Sang is really violent, it's the same demon race."

Xiao Sang: "That kind of demon race that eats people, Xiao Sang doesn't recognize it! Drinking blood like a monster."

Xiao Bai: "Indeed, not civilized at all."

Bai Suzhen: "Scum of the demon race!"

Xiao Wu: "+1"

Zhang Ga: "Finished watching, so grandma will really have an accident. What should I do, how can I save grandma!"

Su Xiao: "Don't worry, it's not a big problem. Brother Ga-zi, look at the chat group mall, with those things, it won't be a big problem."

Zhang Ga: "Longevity medicine, immortal cultivation techniques? This... do gods really exist?!"

Umaru: "Of course they exist. 【Video】 This is the video of Brother Taixuan just undergoing the tribulation, see, this is a big boss."

Zhang Ga: "Wow, is it that terrifying? This is too powerful! Brother Taixuan, can you help? I don't want grandma to die."

Zhang Taixuan: "No problem. 【Red Packet】 Inside are techniques and elixirs, you cultivate first, after you finish cultivating, no devils will be enough for you to fight."

Su Xiao: "Brother Taixuan is really generous. However, you do this, your wife doesn't have an opinion?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Why would I have an opinion? Marry a chicken, follow a chicken; marry a dog, follow a dog; my thoughts and my husband's are naturally consistent. Besides, shouldn't invaders be attacked?"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "I also support Brother Taixuan 0........ "

Amano Hina: "Support +1. Those devils are unforgivable, Brother Ga-zi, give them righteous shooting."

Yotsuya Miko: "+1"

Zhang Ga: "Your names are from the Sakura country, why do you support it too?"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Because of justice! Invaders should not be supported, they should be punished!"

Miyamizu Mitsuha: "That's right. Evil invaders should be defeated, Ga-zi, do it, our group will always be your backing."

Zhang Ga: "So there are good people in the Sakura country!"

Su Xiao: "Alright, Ga-zi, hurry up and claim the techniques to cultivate. With strength, you can protect grandma and protect the country."

Zhang Ga: "Thank you everyone! Thank you Brother Taixuan!"

【Ding, Zhang Ga claimed Zhang Taixuan's red packet.】

Gokou Ruri: "It's hard to say, I actually fell in love with a sister-con, and became a loser. Ah ah ah, am I blind?"

Umaru: "That's right, you are blind! 【Laughing】"

Gokou Ruri: "Damn yuri anime heroine, no man likes her, still a loser."

Umaru: "Hmph, you can't hurt me. Hmph, many people like me, Ebina, Sylphyn."

Gokou Ruri: "Big face? Isn't Ebina liking your brother, how did she like you! Sister-con, yuri girl. 【Ghost face】"

Umaru: "Ah ah ah... Umaru is angry, Umaru is not a sister-con! Black Cat, you loser don't slander people."

Gokou Ruri: "Is there? By the way, are the things in the mall real?"

Umaru: "Of course they are real! How about it, are you moved? As long as you admit your mistake properly, Umaru will lend you points, let you cultivate too, and have eternal youth!"

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