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Chapter 703

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Su Xiao: "Brother Ga-zi, haven't you figured out the situation yet? The chat group can contact the heavens and worlds; in this group, it's normal to see anyone."

Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "Is it normal?"

Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "And why do you call me brother? You should be older than me!"

Ye Hei: "Indeed, Su Xiao, you are quite old and still pretending to be young. Brother Ga-zi, let's ignore her!"

Yue Fei: "This... Brother Ye, aren't you the same? I remember you are an adult, right?"

Little Soldier Zhang Ga: "..."

Su Xiao: "This is different. This is childhood, Little Soldier Zhang Ga; that was a TV series I watched in my childhood!"

Ye Hei: "Right."

Su Xiao: "@Little Soldier Zhang Ga, let me show you the situation in your world; after watching, you will know why I asked that. 【Little Soldier Zhang Ga】"

Su Xiao: "Also '640', Fallen Heavenly Saint Black Cat, you are Gokou Ruri, right?"

Fallen Heavenly Saint Black Cat: "... you know me; isn't this my golden finger?!"

Umaru: "Laughing to death, actually thinking this is her own golden finger. However, it seems right; with the chat group, you can indeed take off."

Gokou Ruri: "Umaru, is that the high school student who shines when walking, like falling dandruff?"

Umaru: "【Table slam】 It's not dandruff, it's special effects, special effects!"

Su Xiao: "It seems Black Cat also has Umaru's anime! Umaru, you met an acquaintance."

Umaru: "Hmph, what acquaintance, she said Umaru has dandruff as soon as she came up; I'm going to make Black Cat look good. 【My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute】"

Umaru: "Loser Black Cat, watch carefully, this is your failed life, bleh!"

Gokou Ruri: "..."

Gokou Ruri: "Even I am a character in an anime?!!"

Umaru: "Right. Same, unfortunately you are different from Umaru; Umaru is a shining beautiful girl, while you are just a loser."

Gokou Ruri: "Loser?! Hmph, will I, the Fallen Heavenly Saint Black Cat, lose?!"

Yotsuya Miko: "Black Cat is so stubborn; she'll be crying soon."

Chitanda Eru: "Why would she cry? She hasn't experienced it, just watched the anime, so she can't empathize."

Su Xiao: "That's true. @Huaguo Mountain Protector, Sun Wukong?"

Huaguo Mountain Protector: "Buddha, I know I was wrong!"

Jin Chanzi: "There is no Tathagata here, monkey, where are you locked up again?"

Huaguo Mountain Protector: "No Tathagata? Buddha, don't lie to me, I really know I was wrong."

Su Xiao: "Alright, this one really thinks we are lying to it! Come, this girl will give you some modern shock. 【Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons】"

Su Xiao: "@Huaguo Mountain Protector, look at your story."

Umaru: "This Sun Wukong is a bit fierce, everyone don't give it crossing authority. This thing eats people!"

Ningxiang: "This... is it that terrifying?"

Xiaosang: "Scared. Brother Dao Lord, should we beat it up?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Zhang Taixuan: "Let's see if it's arrogant later."

Su Xiao: "Good guy, Xiaosang is really violent; it's the same demon race."

Xiaosang: "Xiaosang doesn't recognize that kind of demon race that eats people! Drinking blood like a monster."

Xiaobai: "Indeed, not civilized at all."

Bai Suzhen: "The scum of the demon race!"

Xiao Wu: "+1"

Zhang Ga: "Finished watching, it turns out grandma will really have an accident. What should I do, how do I save grandma!"

Su Xiao: "Don't worry, the problem is not big. Brother Ga-zi, look at the chat group mall; with those things, the problem won't be big."

Zhang Ga: "Longevity medicine, immortal cultivation techniques? This... do gods really exist?!"

Umaru: "Of course they exist. 【Video】 This is the video of Brother Taixuan just undergoing the tribulation; see, this one is a big boss."

Zhang Ga: "Wow, is it that terrifying? This is too powerful! Brother Taixuan, can you help? I don't want grandma to die."

Zhang Taixuan: "No problem. 【Red Packet】 Inside are cultivation techniques and elixirs; you cultivate first, and when you finish cultivating, no devils will be enough for you to fight."

Su Xiao: "Brother Taixuan is really generous. However, your wife has no opinion on you doing this?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Why would I have an opinion? Marry a chicken, follow the chicken; marry a dog, follow the dog. My thoughts and my husband's are naturally consistent. Besides, shouldn't invaders be hit?"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "I also support Brother Taixuan 0..."

Amano Hina: "Support +1. Those devils are unforgivable; Brother Ga-zi, give them righteous bullets."

Yotsuya Miko: "+1"

Zhang Ga: "Your names are from the Sakura Country, why do you support it too?"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Because of justice! Invaders should not be supported, they should be punished!"

Miyamizu Mitsuha: "Right. Evil invaders should be beaten down; Ga-zi, do it with confidence, our group will always be your backing."

Zhang Ga: "It turns out there are good people in the Sakura Country too!"

Su Xiao: "Alright, Ga-zi, hurry up and claim the cultivation technique to cultivate. With strength, you can protect grandma and protect the country."

Zhang Ga: "Thank you everyone! Thank you Brother Taixuan!"

【Ding, Zhang Ga claimed Zhang Taixuan's red packet.】

Gokou Ruri: "It's hard to say, I actually fell in love with a sister-con, and became a loser. Ah ah ah, am I blind?"

Umaru: "Right, you are blind! 【Laughing】"

Gokou Ruri: "Damn yuri anime heroine, no man likes her, still a loser."

Umaru: "Hmph, you can't hurt me. Hmph, many people like me, Kaoruko, Sylphyn."

Gokou Ruri: "Big face? Isn't Kaoruko liking your brother, how come she likes you! Sister-con, yuri girl. 【Ghost face】"

Umaru: "Ah ah ah... Umaru is angry, Umaru is not a sister-con! Black Cat, you loser, don't slander people."

Gokou Ruri: "Is there? By the way, are the things in the mall real?"

Umaru: "Of course they are real! How about it, are you moved? As long as you apologize properly, Umaru will lend you points, let you cultivate too, and have eternal youth!"

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