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Chapter 767: Ma Wencai: I Did Nothing, Yet I Became the Villain? (5/7, Please Subscribe)

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Working Warrior: "Oh no, am I too tired lately? I'm actually hallucinating!"

East Sea Dragon Slayer: "What little demons are you, from where? How dare you come to bewitch me?"

Axe Gang Thug: "Let me tell you, my big brother is the boss of the Axe Gang. Don't mess with me, or you'll be in big trouble."

Innocent Villain: "What is this? Demons? Isn't that just nonsense those Daoist Priests made up?"

Su Xiao: "Oh, Brother Taixuan, the announcement was sent into these people's minds, but none of them believed it."

Hu Yifei: "If someone believed it right away, they'd have to be awfully naive. Not believing is the norm!"

Su Xiao: "No way, I believed it right away! I even thought this was my golden finger!"

Ye Hei: "Isn't it though? Great Immortal!"

Xiaomai: "Corpse-whipping! @Working Warrior, are you Qingshan Qihai?"

Working Warrior: "How did you know? Oh, right, this is my hallucination, so of course I know who I am. I'm done for. If only I'd taken one less part-time job, now I'm hallucinating and going to the hospital will cost a fortune."

Axe Gang Thug: "?? It's real! I just signed in, then exchanged for gold, and then, gold really appeared in my hand. This is unbelievable!"

Working Warrior: "It's real? You're kidding!"

Qingshan Qihai: "!!! 393, why did gold really appear? Good thing I'm still at home, otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain it!"

Innocent Villain: "Gold appearing out of thin air—could this be some Pointing Stone into Gold spell? Isn't this just nonsense those Daoist Priests spout?"

Ma Wencai: "Are you Daoist Priests? Honored Daoists, my Ma family is a great clan. My family would absolutely never let me become a Daoist Priest. You needn't waste your efforts."

A Xing: "A great clan? There are still great clans now? No, you shouldn't be from my era—you're an ancient person."

East Sea Dragon Slayer: "You all believed it over a little gold? Hmph, I don't believe it. It's just some minor magic trick."

Su Xiao: "So stubborn. @Ma Wencai, we're not Daoist Priests, and we won't make you become one. Who would've thought, it's actually you, kid."

Xiaomai: "The villain in Liang Shanpo and Zhu Yingtai—can he really even be called a villain? In the folk tale, Ma Wencai never even appeared; he was just background scenery."

Ye Hei: "You're talking about the earliest version. Later, with more operas and stories, Ma Wencai was long ago rewritten into a scoundrel with sores on his head and pus on his feet."

Su Xiao: "Can't be helped, stories need a villain to push the plot forward."

Hu Yifei: "Actually, this story doesn't need a villain at all, because the social environment of that era was the biggest obstacle to this romance."

Ma Wencai: "??? What are you all talking about?"

Su Xiao: "Oh no, I forgot the main character. 【Liang Shanpo and Zhu Yingtai】—this is your story. No, to be precise, it's a story about you."

Ma Wencai: "My story?"

A Xing: "Oh, that story, I know it. You're the big villain Ma Wencai."

Ma Wencai: "Why does this brother open his mouth to wound people?"

A Xing: "In the operas, you really are a villain. I'm not making it up."

Ma Wencai: "I must see just who is slandering me!!"

Qingshan Qihai: "Ma Wencai, I just looked it up, and he really is a villain! By the way, I've got the gold—how should I sell it?"

Qingshan Qihai: "With money, I can sign up for more training classes and become a voice actor."

Gokou Ruri: "... You joined a chat group and you still want to become a voice actor? You're way too obsessed with becoming a voice actor!"

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