Chapter 93: So Smooth

The next day.

Chat group.

Miyamizu Miko: "After Yotsuya Miko and Taixuan Brother left yesterday, they haven't come online again. Could something have happened to them?"

Su Xiao: "What danger could there be? Maybe they're having a blast right now!"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Dry tinder and blazing fire—once ignited, it's uncontrollable."

Amano Hinana: "【Embarrassed】 I'm still a child! Why do I need to know this stuff!"

Zhang Taixuan: "I think I just saw someone slandering me?"

Su Xiao: "Slandering? What's the difference between a two-dimensional wife and a Wu Xia goddess?"

Huang Rong: "【Angry】 Su Xiao!"

Zhang Taixuan: "Very smooth!"

Su Xiao: "Damn it, you heartless flirt! You've definitely gone after Miko already. What about the livestream? With our relationship this good, why not broadcast it?"

Miyamizu Miko: "Terrifying! Miss Su actually wants to watch this kind of livestream?"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Do you think this is something we can watch for free?"

Yotsuya Miko: "【Speechless】 What are you all imagining?"

Su Xiao: "Wow, the main character shows up! Tell us all about yesterday's battle!"

Yotsuya Miko: "【Head tap】 Nothing happened."

Yotsuya Miko: "It was supposed to be my date with Taixuan Brother, but that idiot Kyoji let slip the news—Xiao Hua showed up. Then… decided: no allowance for Kyoji next month."

Su Xiao: "So… Hachikawa Hana is… hehe… Taixuan Brother, you've got quite the appetite!"

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Poor Kyoji-kun—he had no idea his sister is someone who abandons friends for beauty. Now he's in for a rough time."

Yukinoshita Yukino: "By the way, do you have any videos from the shrine? The photos from yesterday weren't clear. Mother said we should build a temple for the deities in our family too."

Yotsuya Miko: "Of course. 【Video】 After the deity's magic, the shrine has truly become a paradise beyond the world. Yesterday, fallen deities came to attack—but none dared enter."

Yotsuya Miko: "【Image】 These are the two fox deities after purification. They'll be working at the shrine from now on!"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Fox deities can be purified? In the original story they were terrifying—turned into man-eating monsters."

Kasumigaoka Uta: "Yes. But now they look kind of cute!"

Miyamizu Miko: "They really are cute. I even want to raise one."

Amano Hinana: "I want one!"

Su Xiao: "So it seems you've acquired a blessed land, Miko."

Yotsuya Miko: "【Proud】 It's not just that!"

Su Xiao: "What else?"

Huang Rong: "So annoying—talking in riddles."