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Chapter 96

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"Of course." Yurikawa Hana said proudly, "When it comes to finding food, I'm a professional — I'm a Gourmet Hunter!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Yotsuya Miko brushed it off.

Yurikawa Hana wouldn't let it go: "Lord Upper God, Miko's bullying people. Let's bully her together tonight, alright?"

The whole day, the three of them wandered the streets.

Yurikawa Hua led the way up front, taking the two of them around and introducing the gourmet shops she'd collected.

Along the way, Zhang Taixuan's looks and bearing drew plenty of opposite-sex flirtation, but in the end it was all blocked off by Miko and Yurikawa Hua flanking him, leaving passersby looking quite regretful.

Evening.

Chat group.

Su Xiao: "Gone for another whole day. Brother Taixuan is drowning in the land of tender love — not great for cultivation, you know."

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Exactly, exactly. With no goddess in your heart, drawing the sword comes naturally divine!"

Huang Rong: "Women only slow down the speed of drawing a sword!"

Zhang Taixuan: "But a rich lady can buy a better sword. 【Red Packet】 Today's gourmet food, sharing it with everyone."

Yotsuya Miko: "Walked around all day, I feel so tired. Why does Xiaohua have so much energy!"

Su Xiao: "Eugh — is it tired from shopping, or some other kind of tired? You can fool others, but you can't fool us!"

【Ding. Su Xiao has claimed Zhang Taixuan's red packet.】

Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Miko, take care of your body."

【Ding. Kasumigaoka Utaha has claimed Zhang Taixuan's red packet.】

Yotsuya Miko: "Ah… you people, stop being lewd!"

Su Xiao: "We want to be lewd!"

【Ding, Parking Without Paying has joined the chat group.】

【Ding, Enchanting Bunny has joined the chat group.】

【Ding, Hegemon of the World has joined the chat group.】

【Ding, Curious Baby has joined the chat group.】

Su Xiao: "Wow, four newcomers joined all at once — how rare. Quick, ask me, ask me. This Young Lady is a transmigrator, intimately familiar with the affairs of all heavens and myriad worlds."

Parking Without Paying: "A transmigrator?! The kind from novels? This group actually has someone like that?"

Su Xiao: "Are you Ye Hei?"

Ye Hei: "Damn, you actually know?!"

Su Xiao: "How amazing is that? Ye Hei, did your BMW pay the parking fee?"

Ye Hei: "I'd love to pay. You might not believe it if I told you — I'm currently inside a coffin right now, and I have no idea where this coffin is taking me."

Chitanda Eru: "Wow, I'm very curious — what kind of coffin can actually carry a person away? Also, also, is everyone in this group from other worlds?"

Enchanting Bunny: "Are you human martial soul masters? If you want to kill or flay me, just come at me — why play so many tricks?"

Hegemon of the World: "Hmph, gibberish. This sovereign is the Hegemon of the Tianxia Society — what petty rogue dares show off tricks before me?!"

Su Xiao: "@Ye Hei, don't worry. You're currently inside the Three Generations Bronze Coffin. This bronze coffin will take you to the North Star. It'll stop at Mars midway — it's quite thrilling, but no big problem."

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