[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-118":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349683,4593,"Chapter 118: Punish You by Making You Watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica!","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-118",118,"\u003Cp>\"Hehe, boy, you didn't just make this up, did you... This... this is?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shitō Sumire had been chuckling softly, but after fixing her gaze on the formulas written on the paper, her tone instantly slowed, filled with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment, she snatched the paper, stared intently at the formulas, eyes wide with disbelief, then lunged onto the desk and began frantically calculating, wild-eyed, muttering nonstop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The derivation is flawless... substitution is flawless... everything checks out... Arigatō!!...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First, let me explain Shitō Sumire’s setup as this divine scientist—her mind is among the world’s top four, said to read and fully absorb an entire library in three days, applying every bit of knowledge perfectly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Never mind the idiotic label “top four,” whose method or authority even determined such a ranking—let’s just assume some invisible hand has decreed it: this original lead researcher of the New Human Creation Project, a recluse and mad female scientist, truly possesses this ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, would a divine scientist encounter an alien [Apocalypse]?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for why a condensed formula could solve a problem that had stumped the world for a decade—don’t ask. Ask, and you get dimensional suppression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a frenzy of calculations, Shitō Sumire, as if resigned, stopped verifying, slumped back in her chair, face blank with stunned disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s real... haha... am I dreaming...?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Precisely because she was an expert in this field, she knew just how absurd, terrifying, and unbelievable this was!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Divine arts, magic, spiritual power, Zizaifa —things like these were beyond Yuki’s reach, since Lianggongchunri  hadn’t granted them permission yet. But for something already deeply researched for a decade, with a complete theoretical framework—something born from human experiments, and still explainable by science...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just send the data to the Information Integration Thought Entity, those beings whose computational scale reaches galactic levels and speed exceeds human imagination—they’d instantly grasp it, instantly refine it, and afterward even sent Yuki a message: “The taste of this alien information is excellent. Send more.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our all-purpose magical girl wish-granter only needs to lift a finger...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuki has insulted the Gastrea virus—Yuki is invincible!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In any future tech-world scenario where human experiments caused a great catastrophe, just call for help without hesitation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Punching won’t save little girls, but alien tech dropped from the sky will.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmph, now do you believe me?\" Jia Qi burst into a triumphant laugh, raising a thumb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s right, Ore wa tenchi da!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What do you mean “stealing from Yuki”? Can a scholar’s act be called stealing?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is my external thinking circuit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, after solo-traveling through so many worlds, Jia Qi finally felt like he was truly running a multiverse chat group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s truly been hardship followed by sweet reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shitō Sumire’s gaze shifted, filled with complex emotion, as she looked at Jia Qi: “You...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Doctor Shitō! This formula was actually requested by Brother Jia Qi from a sister...” Yan Zhu suddenly blurted out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Goddess: Oh oh oh, Yan Zhu, shut your mouth!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mmmmm...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The twin-tailed elementary girl was instantly smothered by a giant hand, her words muffled, limbs flailing wildly—her body, strong enough to strangle a meter-long Gastrea, couldn’t budge against that hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The group owner’s hand—so strong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yan Zhu: I just wanted to tell the truth!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Goddess: Sometimes the truth shouldn’t be spoken lightly!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is one facet of the group’s dark rule.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A rare chance to reveal divine presence must not be ruined by some ignorant little girl who only watches “Heaven’s Punishment Girls.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Afterlife Angel: Agreed.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yan Zhu: Fine, I get it, let go of me ヽ(#`Д)ノ】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Ice Queen: What did you do to Yan Zhu?!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Goddess: Nonsense! If this world hadn’t erased all anime from history due to the Gastrea War, I’d punish Yan Zhu by forcing her to binge-watch “Puella Magi Madoka Magica,” “Puella Magi Special Battle Asuka,” “Puella Magi Website,” “Puella Magi Destroyer,” and “Puella Magi Cultivation Plan” all at once!!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And she can’t sleep until she finishes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She must learn that children don’t interrupt adults speaking!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing Yan Zhu’s words, Shitō Sumire exhaled in relief. Though her worldview had shattered, she, once driven mad by the Gastrea’s theft of her lover, would never let slip this chance to bring hope and light to the world—it was humanity’s last lifeline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She asked urgently: “Regardless of how this formula came about, its effect is real, correct, boy?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Based on her rough calculations, applying it to her long-stalled problem could produce a specialized drug targeting the Cursed Children, with unique effects.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course,\" Jia Qi cleared his throat, releasing Yan Zhu, whose flushed face was now pounding his chest with tiny fists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He inwardly sighed in relief—thankfully he was still wearing his mask; otherwise, such sincere, worshipful gazes would have made even his thick skin blush.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And she just called me “boy”?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How long had it been since anyone called me that? It felt so strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Holy Emperor is under your command now, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I say east, she won’t go west. I cut someone, she hands me the blade.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get her to prepare a lab, assistants, and the following raw materials— ASAP.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shitō Sumire scribbled a list on scrap paper, tore it off, and tossed it to Jia Qi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Child’s play.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The masked man patted his chest, assuring her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gloomy mature woman stood, tied her long hair into a ponytail, stretched her body for the first time in years, and smiled at Jia Qi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If the younger generation is putting in effort, I can’t just sit idle. Let me show you what the former Four Sages were truly capable of!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One and a half days later, a cure capable of treating one thousand doses of Gastrea virus emerged from Shitō Sumire’s lab.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shiningly Chulu .\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Extremely fresh. Extremely delicious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its specific effect: prevents the Gastrea virus infection rate in Cursed Children from rising under natural conditions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>New Year, new atmosphere—let’s start with something family-friendly\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thanks to friend “Humanoid ETC” for the alliance—extra chapter noted in my little book (hehe, I’ll keep writing, I’ll write forever and ever...)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1010,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","1f470b2b2ef2cf8c660bc6000a83e6366cac5d129e0b0862698c0a4cba36a603","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-119","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-117",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]