[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-227":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349792,4593,"Chapter 227: Help me erinnnnn","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-227",227,"\u003Cp>The princess mentioned by Yagokoro Eirin was naturally Kaguya of the Moon, the legendary princess who had deceived the world three hundred years ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yagokoro Eirin herself also harbored doubts—whether Jia Ji had no other means available and had deliberately come to Eternity Pavilion seeking Kaguya, given that their previous conversation had made everything clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She and Fūken Yūkō were merely the enforcers he had tricked into coming here, ready to forcibly seize the so-called peerlessly beautiful princess at the slightest sign of trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of person do you think I am?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji was torn between laughter and tears—was this truly how they saw him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet it was only natural for Yagokoro Eirin to think this way; after all, the five most powerful mortals of the past had sacrificed everything to wed Kaguya, yet their worth and stature still fell immeasurably short of this man who had marched all the way to Eternity Pavilion’s gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This young man named Jia Ji was barely twenty, yet he possessed a power level far beyond his years, and the two great youkai accompanying him exerted a considerable pressure upon her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simply by their trio’s presence, they ranked among the absolute top tier on the mortal plane; by mortal standards, their strength and influence were barely sufficient to match Princess Kaguya.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And when a man comes here with intent, what other reason could there be but Kaguya?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, after their earlier conversation, Yagokoro Eirin’s first impression of him had been favorable—there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I came here with nothing to do with Kaguya—I came solely for you!” Jia Ji rubbed his forehead and spoke with absolute certainty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yagumo Yukari carefully observed Yagokoro Eirin’s attire, following Jia Ji’s gaze—the striking red-and-blue outfit was adorned with countless stars, half nebula-purple, half crimson, with a matching yin-yang pattern circling the hem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On her left upper torso was the familiar Big Dipper, while on Eirin’s back were the Six Stars of the South, governing “life.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was astonishing that someone could wear this garment—so elegantly mysterious and ornate—with such precision; every angle and hue had been meticulously designed, for even the slightest misstep would turn its impact into dissonance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the first time in her life, the golden-haired boundary demon felt she had met her match in fashion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn’t that right…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Brain of the Moon also noticed Yukari’s peculiar gaze, faintly frowning, her mind racing through possibilities until only one remained most plausible—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You… are you proposing to me?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji: Hn?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yagokoro Eirin… my lunar blood clot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Damn it… of course not! I’m a firm believer in dating before marriage!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji nearly burst out laughing—he held it in, forced himself to hold it in, no matter how hilarious this was, he could not laugh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t summon some nonexistent dice goddess to mess things up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if her appearance was flawless, Yagokoro Eirin’s age was astronomical; purely by chronological age—not psychological or intellectual maturity—Yukari herself could be considered a forever-seventeen-year-old girl in her presence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let me be direct—I came to ask you to save someone. Compared to Kaguya’s beauty, I value the wisdom of the Moon’s Sage far more.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quickly cutting off this absurd romantic comedy turn, Jia Ji revealed his purpose—or rather, he leapt up like some Disney princess breaking into song:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One, two, one, two, three—Eerin! Eerin! Sukete eerin! (Eirin! Eirin! Save me, Eirinlinlinlinlinlin!)”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fūken Yūkō, Yagumo Yukari, Inaba no Tsuki, and Yagokoro Eirin—all wore expressions of indescribable distress at this strange rhythm and lyrics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>————————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside Eirin’s private chamber, light shone brightly; the space was neat and orderly, shelves lined with countless bottles and jars, yet not a trace of mold—instead, a faint, soothing herbal fragrance filled the air, permeating deeply into the soul.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was where Yagokoro Eirin brewed her medicines and performed her “surgical” treatments; though not a single patient had ever come to her in centuries, only a few rabbit youkai had been brought here for experiments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, at least, someone had come seeking her aid on behalf of a patient.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you came to me for the girl named Saigyouji Yuyuko?” The Moon’s Sage resumed her initial elegant posture, her expression calm, yet her eyes deepened with quiet curiosity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And what will I gain in return?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Eirin’s meticulously combed silver-white hair gleamed beautifully in the sunlight; her curiosity as a researcher burned fiercely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether this case or its reward—it was no simple matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Jia Ji had initially stated, he had come to negotiate—he would never arrive empty-handed and simply demand Eirin’s aid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Money, weapons, intriguing artifacts, treasures… none of these.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only one piece of intelligence—the information that the youkai of the mortal plane were preparing to attack the Moon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Jia Ji and Yagokoro Eirin reached an agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Honestly… do you have absolutely no interest in [Kaguya]? ”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yagumo Yukari whispered, unable to believe Jia Ji would pass up such an opportunity—he had come all this way, how could he not seize it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every word ever used to describe “beauty” or “fair maiden”—peerless charm, heavenly grace—had been heaped upon Kaguya of the Lotus Mountain, as if every other woman must bow before her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yukari prided herself on her appearance, equal to any—how could she not be curious about Kaguya?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hah, you all have such a strange impression of Kaguya—inside Eternity Pavilion, she’s completely different. If you’ve got the courage, Yukari, open a gap and sneak a peek.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet even as he spoke, Jia Ji slipped his hands into his pockets, stood tall, tilted his head, and before Yukari could open a gap to spy, he kicked open the door to the chamber of the once-famed beauty, Kaguya.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bamboo Forest Game commentary—Kaguya of the Lotus Mountain, is that you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others might not know—but didn’t he know better?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otaku, hardcore gamer, helpless princess who can’t even take care of herself, immortal, flat Neet, black-long-straight anime veteran…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Again, if Jia Ji were a typical high school romance protagonist, spending his days gaming and dating while saving the world as a side hobby, he might have tried to court this NEET girl—but now…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luo Han stance assumed, external chat panel activated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, come out—I’ll treat you to an infinite monkey fist.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Consider this for my unseen sister Hong—use the Northern Dipper Fist on her!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1052,"2026-06-21T02:38:14.072Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","d8b3e95f24619f9f59cd01bf54077bda23741c286660e2471ea21bd263293244","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-228","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-226",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]