[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-32":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349597,4593,"Chapter 32: Open Up, ASDS WARNING","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-32",32,"\u003Cp>Thump-thump… thump-thump…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is anyone here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thump-thump… thump-thump…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The visitor seemed incredibly patient, asking again and again, knocking without fatigue, as if willing to wait forever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his companion had no such patience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>CRASH!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deafening roar echoed as the solid metal door—at least ten centimeters thick—twisted with a grating screech; the explosive force blasted the entire door open, leaving a deep, staggering dent at its center.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The blue-haired girl retracted her right leg, gripped both sides of the dent, and yanked sharply in opposite directions—the door split cleanly apart, and she walked straight into the base.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji shook his head in weary resignation behind her, quickening his pace; he had expected this all along—bringing Asdes was like launching a brute-force door-kicking squad, using weighted dice, and just bulldozing through everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From outside, the base appeared merely a dull brick-and-stone structure, unremarkable except for its solitary position perched on the cliff’s edge—but inside, it was an entirely different world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a mad scientist’s laboratory, the floor, ceiling, and walls were all identical, sterile white, spotless, and saturated with a sci-fi atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It feels like everyone’s gone… Did the Danger Beasts eat them all?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If this is all there is, I’ll be disappointed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though divided into many rooms of varying sizes, Asdes gave not a single extra glance—she stormed straight toward the far end of the corridor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji trailed behind her at a leisurely pace, glancing left and right, tapping walls and ceilings, and soon lost sight of the girl entirely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plop, plop—the doors inside weren’t locked; Jia Ji casually pushed one open and peered in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This must be the kitchen…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Smells awful—is this the pharmacy?… Oh, it’s the bathroom.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a slasher from a horror film, he methodically checked every room from start to finish, leaving no corner unexamined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though no aura of note stirred here, this was still the hideout of an assassination organization—there might well be members skilled in concealing their presence, lurking in some dark corner, silently watching them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This must be the training room,” Jia Ji said, staring at the final room at the corridor’s end, filled with targets and similar equipment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tap, tap-tap-tap-tap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heavier footsteps approached, louder than when they’d come—clearly indicating the owner’s displeasure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She always seemed so unhappy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You found nothing there?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the silent girl’s tacit confirmation, Jia Ji smiled faintly and held up the small creature he’d just caught.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Meow, meow-meow!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The furry creature, no larger than a few dozen centimeters, lay perfectly still in Jia Ji’s large hand, emitting harmless, adorable cries.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What harm could a kitten possibly cause?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“…Cat?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes, beyond Danger Beasts, this world still held ordinary, gentle animals—and cats, with their unique appearance and demeanor, had deceived many humans, becoming common pets among nobility.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asdes stared at the unknown breed of kitten, so irresistibly cute it stirred the urge to play with it, puzzled why it would appear here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Could it be the guy’s pet?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, you’re dead wrong this time,” Jia Ji said, plucking the kitten by the nape of its neck and handing it to the bewildered blue-haired girl without preamble. “This isn’t a pet cat—it’s a real assassin.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji leaned close to the kitten’s head, grinning without warmth. “Aren’t you, Miss Chel Qian ?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Meeow!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The gray-furred kitten, moments ago feigning innocence, now showed human-like terror in its eyes and immediately began thrashing wildly in Asdes’s arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a startled animal, its drooping pointed ears snapped upright, its back arched and fur bristled, claws shot out from its paw pads, and it clawed frantically—if this were a normal person, they’d surely be bleeding by now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But unfortunately, she was now in the hands of Asdes, who could kill Special-Rank Danger Beasts barehanded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The blue-haired girl ignored her struggles entirely, pinching the kitten’s tiny head gently between two fingers, as delicately as plucking a flower—the kitten froze instantly, not daring to move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because she knew: if those two fingers applied even slight pressure, they could crush her skull—or rip out her spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well? Still not reverting?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the now perfectly still, obedient little hamster, Jia Ji—the cat enthusiast—sighed regretfully and retracted the CPR kit he’d prepared. Then he explained to Asdes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s—Imperial Tool!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Imperial Tools were a unique phenomenon of the world of *Red Eyes of the Executioner*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Roughly a thousand years ago,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the founding Emperor of the Empire, seeking to maintain eternal rule, gathered the world’s finest artisans using unimaginable wealth and power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using legendary Super-Rank Danger Beasts as materials, combined with rare metals like Orichalcum and countless lost secret arts, he developed forty-eight irreplicable weapons, calling them “Imperial Tools.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Imperial Tools could be weapons, gear, or even living beings—but all shared one trait: each possessed an extraordinary, unique ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This world teemed with all manner of Danger Beasts, and the special powers of Imperial Tools derived from the materials of those legendary Super-Rank creatures—some of which could single-handedly defeat a thousand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those who wielded Imperial Tools were called Imperial Tool Users, possessing abilities far beyond ordinary imagination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Though many Imperial Tools take the form of weapons—swords, spears, guns, cannons, scissors—enhanced with unique abilities or immense destructive power, some exist in far stranger forms, like this one—【Transform at Will: Gaia Foundation】.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A cosmetic-type Imperial Tool that lets the user transform into anything they desire—naturally including adorable kittens… Miss Chel Qian , am I correct?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, his final words were directed at the kitten, now utterly motionless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So that’s how it is… but how do you know more than I do?” Asdes said, now understanding—since it was an Imperial Tool.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t I ever tell you my title? 【The Forbidden Catalog of Moe Gags】?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I have an excellent memory. You didn’t,” Asdes affirmed, her fingers still gently stroking the kitten’s head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You can let go now. She won’t run off while we’re both watching.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mew…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a weak moan, a sudden cloud of white smoke enveloped the kitten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the next blink, a long-haired, slyly beautiful girl in a British-style maid uniform, wearing headphones, stood in her place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Orbelg trainee assassin Chel Qian , with her orange hair, appeared before them, her expression brimming with reluctance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1025,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","441440567035824059e924f1c2449a35ea749d2e9441033ff658207bb9dedc46","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-33","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-31",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]