[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-5":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349570,4593,"Chapter 5: Can Only Pretty Girls Join?","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-5",5,"\u003Cp>After that day, the progress bar that had existed only in his mind finally filled up, after a month of tortoise-paced loading.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A transparent interface appeared before him, dominated by a blank square and a connected blue rectangle below—simple, clean, instantly clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Ding~ The Dimension Chat Room has been successfully created】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Please name it: …】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heh heh, there’s a chat group here too, wow…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>RE! BIRTH!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, fully revived!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This unmistakably lazy, cheat-like feeling made the young man struggling through the harsh end of the century snap to attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So this is how the system works.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared intently at the blinking cursor, racked his brain, and had encountered the greatest challenge of his life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m terrible at naming things!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just call it Dimension Chat Room? Interworld Chat Group?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s way too generic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Great Martial Ultimate Source? Divine Martial Heaven Sect? Crimson Martial Power?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sounds exactly like an evil dark force.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Loving Family? Flourishing Blossoms Family?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Family, who understands? Blah blah.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s you!” As he mentally input the words, they appeared in the blank naming box.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【“Girl’s Prism” named successfully】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Logically, since Jia Ji had been transported to a manga world, the group members should be characters from various anime universes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything on the internet is fake; only girls are real. What’s the point of a chat group without girls?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where exactly do girls appear?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn’t seen a girl in a very long time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more you lack, the more you crave—that’s Jia Ji right now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Five Elements are missing girls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Friends, this world needs more girls (seriously).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【id: Big Cute God】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First step in establishing persona.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Welcome to “Girl’s Prism”】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course, I’m the group owner.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The member list was empty; it felt strangely quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Charge, charge! Go!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Prism, search for group members!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【“Forever Seventeen,” joined the chat】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【“Flame-Haired Burning-Eyed Avenger,” joined the chat】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【“Dead Angel,” joined the chat】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【“Visible,” joined the chat】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only four people added, and the search button turned gray already—this is the limit?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yagumo Shizu, Xia Na, Rikka Sō, … hmm, the last one must be Yotsuba Miko.” Jia Ji’s eyes flashed with insight; as self-proclaimed anime forbidden catalog, he needed only a moment to identify all four new members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t underestimate my intel network!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’ve uncovered your real names!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If those girls on the other side knew, they’d probably immediately type, “Holy shit, there’s a box!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Dead Angel: Where is this…?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Forever Seventeen: Arara, I don’t know either…】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Flame-Haired Burning-Eyed Avenger: Is this some kind of jizai technique?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Visible: Umm, I think this might be something like a chat group…?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Forever Seventeen: What’s a chat group?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Flame-Haired Burning-Eyed Avenger: What’s a chat group?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Dead Angel: What’s a chat group?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where’s the group owner? Come save us!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you trying to play the omniscient god card and pretend to be mysterious?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji was just busy with something else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Cute God: Haha, you all talked so much—I was just training too hard and passed out.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a lie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had been testing the chat group’s specific functions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upload items?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dimensional value \u002F Fantasy value?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>None.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Extract memories into documents?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sorry, impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Cute God: Simply put… this is a chat room connecting worlds and dimensions; everyone here comes from different worlds.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Cute God: Since it was just created, the group’s functions are still incomplete—for now, you can only chat…】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Flame-Haired Burning-Eyed Avenger: I have a question… if this is a chat group, why is it called “Girl’s Prism”?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The group owner refused to answer this question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Forever Seventeen: Is it because we’re all girls?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re the only one here who has no right to say that! Stop pretending to be young!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How laughable—this old hag acting like a virgin!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jia Ji, Jia Ji, it’s time.” That was Duo Qi’s voice—it was already their daily cultivation hour.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Cute God: You guys chat on, I’m going to train. We’ll talk again tonight.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sorry, we fistfighters also need to wake up early.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah, okay! Coming right away!” Behind the wooden door, Jia Ji jumped off the bed as if pricked by a needle. He responded, hastily edited a group announcement, and immediately rose to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Announcement: 1. Prohibit insults, defamation, or any personal attacks. 2. Prohibit provocation, trolling, baiting, or inflammatory speech. 3. Maintain harmonious group atmosphere… (Suggestions welcome)】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The announcement might as well not exist—he still hadn’t found a way to kick anyone out; besides muting, he had no means to stop group members.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But disclaimers are very important (serious face).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though Jia Ji had a peculiar, morbid desire to see girls break down, blush, and hide behind screens shedding little pearls, future cross-world teleportation functions will likely appear—too many grudges could lead to real-world brawls and bloodshed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmm, then again, girls fighting does sound pretty exciting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jia Ji, why are you smiling so weirdly…?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And kinda gross.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duo Qi frowned, growing more confused about his non-blood brother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ever since he stood up against Bai She Quan’s Si Ba, he’s seemed like a different person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old Jia Ji gave off the vibe of someone on the verge of going evil—like a bomb about to explode, repressed and dangerous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But since that day, Jia Ji had indeed changed people’s opinions of him—according to the dying Si Ba, this boy, long mocked by everyone, never surrendered even at the end, never disgraced the name of Beidou Shenquan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether Long Quan, Ken Shi Lang, himself, or Rao, who had always treated Jia Ji as a joke, they all finally understood how seriously this boy took it—he wasn’t just playing around.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was simply lacking talent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But sometimes, that’s a chasm, an insurmountable gap—if he’d given up early, he might have carved out a place for himself in another field.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he wouldn’t do that, Duo Qi knew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, Jia Ji gave him a new feeling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if he’d been freed from a burden.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His aura was calm, neither arrogant nor impatient; even those repulsive triangular eyes had softened considerably—he was almost completely reborn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Big brother Duo Qi, you don’t understand.” Jia Ji and Duo Qi were nearly the same age, barely a year apart, yet his true soul-age far exceeded Duo Qi’s—he still maintained respect and reverence for this nominal “older brother.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Duo Qi, second son of Beidou, Second Master.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The strongest patient of the end of the century.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The silver saint walking the earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most gifted man in Beidou Shenquan’s two-thousand-year history, famed for his most dazzling techniques, especially 【Beidou Friendship Smash Punch】—even death itself became painless under his fists, transforming this god of death’s art into a healing art that saved countless lives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some called him Jesus; others regarded him as a saint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To truly understand Duo Qi is to know he is a truly great man, a man of boundless compassion, a man who embodies the highest radiance of humanity, a man… envied by heaven.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a perfect person, yet afflicted with an incurable terminal illness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although in different versions his illness had different causes—some due to inhaling nuclear dust and contracting radiation sickness, others from an innate flaw—he would still become a white-haired, suffering patient, his spirit and body utterly worn down before death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His ending did not match his life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“From now on, I’ll be here—none of that will happen.” Jia Ji laughed, clapped him on the shoulder, quickened his pace to pass Tu Qi, and cheered as he rushed off to today’s training, leaving his brother standing there with a bewildered expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I really don’t understand what you’re saying…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was filled with curiosity about this changed Jia Ji, but did not press further, for he had a feeling that whatever Jia Ji intended to do, the future would reveal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it wouldn’t be anything bad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Heh.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji laughed only twice, his voice brimming with confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if nothing ahead could stop him now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is what is called confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the confidence the chat group gave me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed, web novels still can’t do without this (referring to the girl).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even without Qiong Mei, there are plenty of muscular men starting hellish journeys in dimension chat group novels—properly serialized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1366,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","54d08703badfb0995c5cd34f087735c8b1a8b2af4055e5bc2100f8051005ffc0","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-6","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-4",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]