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Chapter 57

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【Yongyuan Yongyuan Shiqisui: What is the situation now? Can group names be duplicated?】

【Xia Na: Uh... two group leaders?】

【Yinyang Yan Fourgu Jianzi: Did you open a small account?】

【Angel after death: Chat group... malfunction?】

Compared with the confusion and incomprehension of other group members, Jia Ji naturally knew in an instant that it was impossible for him to draw himself, and immediately figured out why this situation occurred, and who exactly joined.

And he is now even more uncontrollably excited and surprised.

【Da Da Mengshen: 111 is it you @Da Da Mengshen】

Although his id "Da Da Mengshen" cannot be said to be fake, the "Da Da Mengshen" who just joined the group is definitely more real and worthy of this nickname than him, after all, that is—

NAGATO! YUKI! AH!!!

"Nagato" of the Nagato-class battleship, "Yu" of organic matter, "Ki" of hope.

Her surface identity is a first-year student at North High School, a porcelain doll-like girl who doesn't like to talk and only likes to read. She is the SOS Brigade's proud know-it-all intelligence staff and bookworm. Her true identity is a contact device created by the "Integrated Data Sentient Entity," "very cute with glasses," and a very cute four-nothing character without glasses!

【Xia Na: Who is who, I can't tell!】

Jia Ji patted his head, forgetting this.

【System prompt: "Da Da Mengshen" has been modified to "Nagato Great Bright God"】

【Da Da Mengshen: Group ecological diversity +1】

【Ice Queen: What exactly joined?】

【Da Da Mengshen: A human-type contact device created by the Integrated Data Sentient Entity... in a word, an alien!】

【Yongyuan Yongyuan Shiqisui: Alien? Besides the planet under our feet, are there life forms on other planets?】

【Da Da Mengshen: Of course, there are Moon People on the moon in your place, how come you don't know?】

【Yongyuan Yongyuan Shiqisui: Huh? I suddenly have an idea...】

【Xia Na: Wait, I still don't understand what you are talking about】

【Yinyang Yan Fourgu Jianzi: Me too!】

Seeing this, Jia Ji directly popularized a wave of various terms about Nagato Yuki that were unclear but felt powerful to them.

The Integrated Data Sentient Entity is a group of super-high-intelligence information life forms without flesh that exist in the vast information sea of the Milky Way, or even the entire universe.

The human-type interface for contact with organic life forms is an organic android sent to Earth by the Integrated Data Sentient Entity. Nagato Yuki, who joined the group this time, is one of them.

【Angel after death: Unprecedentedly difficult explanation】

【Yinyang Yan Fourgu Jianzi: Woo... cannot understand】

It's no wonder they can't understand, after all, so many people in the group can't even make up a high school diploma.

【Xia Na: Anyway, this time a remarkable member came, right?】

【Da Da Mengshen: More than remarkable, simply remarkable, I went straight into the pit!】

【Ice Queen: Any specific concept】

Esdeath, who drank "Demon's Extract" and jumped to the highest level in the group, still held a trace of doubt about whether Nagato Yuki was really stronger than herself.

This was the first time she saw Jia Ji so highly recommend someone.

At? Look at the pit-smashing level.

【Da Da Mengshen: If you only look at combat power, Yuki should only be "Strong," but the Integrated Data Sentient Entity behind her is "God," not to mention that guy is also there...】

【Ice Queen: That guy?!】

The God level was already a concept they couldn't imagine. Above that, there was someone else?

Yes, everything in the world she is in cannot bypass that person—that beautiful girl among beautiful girls, JK among JK—"SOS Brigade Leader" Haruhi Suzumiya!!

The supreme Haruhi God, with her own strength, can rape the high school girls of the whole world unconsciously!

"She is as huge and invincible as a god who dominates the world..."

No!

Haruhi Suzumiya is the ultimate beautiful girl who makes even gods afraid and heaven fear (correct argument).

【Da Da Mengshen: She is not the type that is strong or not, she is very special. If I were to describe her, it should be—"Present World, Invincible!" If you have to rate that guy, you should put her in the "Argument Outside" column, a existence more terrifying than "God Supreme," resetting the universe and playing with the timeline in a single thought is basic operation...】

【Xia Na: Universe?! Isn't that stronger than Alastor?】

【Da Da Mengshen: Haruhi Suzumiya will definitely kill the Heaven Punishment God in one appearance!】

【Xia Na: Kill hair! Alastor can beat ten of her!】

【Da Da Mengshen: The leader can sweep twenty Heaven Punishment weak gods with one hand!】

【Xia Na: Alastor eats her in one bite!】

【Da Da Mengshen: The Red World's pendant little god kneels down when he sees the leader】

……

【Yinyang Yan Fourgu Jianzi:...... Still you two are powerful, isn't comparing who is stronger a child's trick? You can actually fight for so long】

【Ice Queen: Hmph, boring.】

【Da Da Mengshen: Okay, who else wants to tell a story now】

【Yongyuan Yongyuan Shiqisui: I have, I have (raise hand)】

【Da Da Mengshen: Say it!】

【Yongyuan Yongyuan Shiqisui: Since you are called Da Da Mengshen, why don't you change your name? I heard: Luo, the taboo of the Moon Girl, the master of the King's Banquet, the sky of the extreme wind, the truth of the nine mysteries. Fan, the name of the flying fairy, the master of the nine heavens. Meng, the original god, the root of the extreme wind. I support Nagato Yuki to sit in the original position and be the speaker of our group!】

【Xia Na: Yukari-sister makes sense, hers is real, yours is fake】

【Da Da Mengshen: You mean... this is a beautiful girl chat group, and I should be the one to roll? (╬◣д◢)】

【Yongyuan Yongyuan Shiqisui: That's right! You can mute me, but you can never make me surrender!】

Jia Ji naturally knows that from the point of view of cuteness, he, a comedic player who was sealed with the title of "Da Da Mengshen" because of his ghost-like moves in fighting games, is simply a fake that breaks at a touch in front of Nagato Yuki, who can prove the position of the cute god.

It feels like Li Kui meeting Li Gui.

But he is a permission dog who never admits defeat.

【Da Da Mengshen: I am the cute god, you are not!】

A sailor-suited girl with a petite figure, fair skin, a correct face, deep black eyes, thin lips, short light purple hair, and uneven bangs, is sitting alone in a dark room.

Looking at the panel that suddenly appeared in front of her, she pushed her glasses, and dense golden unknown characters flashed in her inorganic pupils that emitted colorless and transparent light, but she herself had never blinked, her doll-like exquisite face lacked all unnecessary expressions.

Perhaps because she saw the name "Haruhi Suzumiya," the new group member who had been silent since joining the group finally had movement and slowly sent a message.

【Nagato Great Bright God: Hello everyone】

Sure enough, speaking of Da Da Mengshen, it really has to be Yuki. One chapter seems to have brought me back to ten years ago, just for this paragraph, I wrapped dumplings for so long.

Four-nothing refers to the four attributes of "no mouth, no expression, no emotion, no movement"

Haruhi Suzumiya: I hate you guys who are stingy even with cheats the most

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