[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-71":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349636,4593,"Chapter 71: The Art Style Is Weird? It","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-71",71,"\u003Cp>I’m never going to listen to class.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Beidou Divine Fist can unlock 100% of a human’s potential, Jia Ji could even memorize fifty thousand characters after reading them once and recite them repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But since he had no intention of picking up his long-abandoned studies, faced with these utterly useless knowledge, he immediately began virtual group chatting, discussing with group members the hundred well-known facts about Suzumiya Haruhi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example: “The Maki phenomenon is actually Suzumiya Haruhi’s way of saying, ‘You damn rice grains, just fall already!’ manifesting on its own,” or “There’s no such thing as evolution—only a list of creatures Suzumiya Haruhi permits to survive.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Moe God: At first, nothing existed… then the Great Haruhi kicked the face of ‘nothing’ and shouted, ‘Do something!’ That’s the story of the universe’s origin.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Nagato Great Deity: Record complete.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Moe God: Yuki, no no no, I was just joking (( Ba ))】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a pity—perhaps due to Suzumiya Haruhi, or perhaps some other great will’s interference—that he arrived just after Asu’s self-introduction, missing his real name.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could this be the greatest taboo?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Feeling an inexplicable chill, Jia Ji forcibly suppressed the urge to check the teacher’s class roster; even if he did, he’d likely only see those two characters… ‘Asu.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first person to mock him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His real name is unknown, but it’s said to be “a name that sounds noble and imposing.” ‘Asu’ is his nickname, once called by his long-absent aunt, and his sister, finding it amusing, immediately adopted it—soon spreading everywhere; since then, ‘Asu’ became his nickname.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Can’t really call him Uroko Yūgen, can we?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Forgot the beginning, forgot the middle, the two never appeared together—proof successful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Warrior of Love is the Warrior of Mockery!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, he was pondering a matter of utmost importance: could Asu’s kiss be stacked to a single-universe level?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First, according to Suzumiya Haruhi’s dream destroying the world… and so on, using various nested combat methods, it’s easily deduced that Asu > Suzumiya > cosmic structure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, Asu, whom Jia Ji was treating like a fighting game piece in his mind, slumped listlessly on his seat, feeling uneasy no matter how he sat—his peaceful daily life seemed about to slip away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In this modest classroom, with this pair of dragon and phoenix, it was as if a Godzilla and Unit-01 had been stuffed into a refrigerator—unable to merge, now blasting magic at full power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Normally, in such situations, a background character like him would scream “Gah!” “Ugh!” “Squeak!” and be crushed by the residual shockwaves of the two giants’ clash—yet…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A heavy, tangible gaze had been fixed on him from the last row, like thorns pricking his back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asu: Why are you staring at me instead of Suzumiya Haruhi?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding ding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Class ended quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asu stood up to leave his seat, preparing to go to the restroom to relieve his built-up stress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, a massive figure grabbed him at a speed no one noticed, dragging him into a corner of the stairs, instantly pulling him into a boys-only secret exchange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you believe in gravity… no, the other world?” The spiky-haired boy, looking like a delinquent and utterly out of place in this world, leaned in with an eerily mysterious and ominous tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was it Methyl… Yuki… or Jia Ji?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyway, his name was weird.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Jia Ji had a mind-reading ability like the Eye of Awareness, he’d have immediately snapped, “You’re one to talk!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sigh, sigh, sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he’s the type who gets familiar too quickly?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cold sweat formed on his forehead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The mysterious transfer student in class was acting like he was bullying him, rushing over to ask bizarre questions, leaving Asu utterly overwhelmed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sorry, I’ve known Santa Claus doesn’t exist since kindergarten… You know, aliens, ghosts, yokai, psychics, and heroes in anime who fight evil organizations using special effects—all of them don’t exist in this world…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Carefully choosing his words, Asu sighed inwardly at his misfortune but still gave his answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The other world? It probably doesn’t exist either…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What a coincidence! The person standing right in front of you is from the other world! The other world is real!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji slapped his chest loudly, having sneaked out a month early, and declared with full confidence…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[From the perspective of his thought process, he’s even more otherworldly than an otherworldly person…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your next line is—‘It’s just a chuunibyou!’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s just a chuunibyou… Nani?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asu couldn’t even maintain his usual deadpan expression—he showed a look of shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji ignored his astonishment, leaned forward, squinted carefully at Asu for a moment, grinned wickedly, and continued:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dorky Asu, the world you’re in now is far more dangerous than you think. A month from now, two months, three months—even every day—there will be a great calamity. You must become pure enough in love to survive them. What, how pure? At least pure enough to conquer the universe’s creator by yourself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Dorky… Dorky Asu?! Don’t just make up nicknames for people! And what nonsense are you spouting? How could anyone possibly do that? If great calamities happen every day, Earth would’ve been destroyed long ago!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who understands this sudden talk? He didn’t even know where the edge of the universe was—how could he know such things?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Anyway, you may not believe it now, but remember today’s events—this is the starting point of your loud, chaotic life.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a look of pity, Jia Ji patted the young guy’s shoulder; though he’d only seen him frozen a week ago, this one was alive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thought that two—or even three—Asus existed in this timeline felt strangely fascinating.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t this extortion… I just don’t get it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching his figure fade into the corridor’s end, Asu wiped a cold sweat—disliked people with no sense of boundaries…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“By the way, the weird art style isn’t my fault—it’s the world’s and Tohsaka Tokiomi’s fault!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From far away, the guy’s unbothered laughter still cut through the air and reached Asu’s ears, completely ignoring the strange glances and avoidance from classmates who saw him as a “rare beast.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Suzumiya Haruhi—fine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The day ended with that quiet, mundane (questionable) final remark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The southern weather’s been cold lately; my typing skills have dropped a hundredfold (surrender).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s Asu’s real name? Some claim they deduced it from his seat number: “Takakura Sōichi,” pronounced “たかくらそういち.” But everyone still prefers the Uroko Yūgen joke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1066,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","eedd7b44b75296b6a20a20256c303cfca449d16c752860994dcdcc16f4659866","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-72","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-70",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]