[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-75":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349640,4593,"Chapter 75: The Boy Who Loved to Show Off (4K)","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-75",75,"\u003Cp>Defeat! Defeat! Defeat! Defeat!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“H-How is this even possible?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the Literature Club’s activity room, Jia Ji wore an expression of utter disbelief and uttered words like a defeated dog—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I—I, with my world-shattering intellect as Jia Ji, how could my brilliant idea lose to some little girl?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s not so bad…” Xu Xu sighed, wearing a helpless expression as he patted his friend’s shoulder to comfort him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything began just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door to the activity room burst open, and a spiky-haired boy shouted, “The master is here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Jia Ji? Even you…?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu, who seemed to be speaking with the purple-haired girl by the window, first froze in shock, then his expression shifted to dawning understanding and pity as Jia Ji and Lianggong Chunri entered together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even with his shallow understanding of Chunri, he knew this girl would never allow such a rare creature to wander the school grounds—she had to grab her immediately and recruit her on the spot! After all, weirdos and stand users are drawn to each other!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuxi gave Jia Ji a slight nod as he entered, her glasses glinting strangely in the sunlight as a greeting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ignoring everyone’s reactions, Chunri stomped out again and returned moments later dragging in a chestnut-haired girl who looked like a pitiful puppy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Future tea attendant, SOS Club mascot, Asahina Mikuru reports for duty!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chunri, no different from a pervert, shoved her hand inside Asahina’s uniform—had it not been for the girl’s pure high-school appearance, she’d have been reported for harassment immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the charm and appeal of 1096!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, wielding the pure evil-villain template, let out a sharp “Shhh—!” whistle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s huge!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually quite ample.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Are you just going to watch?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After sternly scolding Jia Ji, she still wanted to keep watching—but Xu Xu, whose moral value far exceeded everyone else’s, finally stepped in to stop Lianggong Chunri before she committed her next crime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl “tsk”ed, released the tearful, trembling upperclassman, and quickly found a new topic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve already thought of a club name!” Chunri’s signature move—slapping her forehead to decide—“The Lianggong Chunri Fan Club to Make the World More Exciting!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Objection! One catty of pear!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, someone slammed the table hard, drawing everyone’s attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I think we need to vote again on the club name.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji’s words drew Lianggong’s glare and Xu Xu’s approval.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Support!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, arms crossed, leaning back in his chair as if he were the club’s true leader, showed no fear—he was no longer fighting alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about ‘Secret Seal Club’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We don’t have lesbians here!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“How about ‘Heartbeat Literature Club’?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nonsensical prefix!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Body Modification Club! Let’s sweat together, boys and girls!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t that just a gym?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Iron Flower Corps? Servant Club? Light Music Club? The Emperor’s Angel of Death? Posthumous Front? FFF Gang? Blue Dream Organization? Far East Magic Nap Society? NEST? Neighbor Club? Crimson Lotus Gang? Moving Crew? Northern Star Professional Alliance?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter what name was suggested, Lianggong Chunri always vetoed it with “Nope,” “Pass,” or “No.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Jia Ji threw down his trump card—“The Center for the Study of Non-Normal Humans!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm… that actually sounds kind of interesting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lianggong Chunri was visibly tempted—after all, the very purpose of forming this club was to find aliens, time travelers, interdimensional beings, and psychics, then play with them!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oppose! I’m a normal person!” This time, it was Xu Xu who instinctively objected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Give up. After hanging out with us, you’re already seen as a weirdo by everyone else.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No means no!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Due to Xu Xu’s stubborn resistance, they finally decided the club name by a show of hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately afterward, Lianggong Chunri’s “SOS Club” won decisively with four votes in favor and one against.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mikuru’s hand had been raised by Lianggong Chunri—but…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yuxi! And… Xu Xu! You two actually did this?!” Jia Ji’s fingers trembled with rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The purple-haired girl, her knees spread with a thick sci-fi novel, *The Fall of Hyperion*, adjusted her glasses in silence. Xu Xu employed the technique of pretending to admire the distant scenery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had just betrayed Jia Ji severely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to Jia Ji’s nonsensical, clearly otaku-haven club names, even “SOS Club” sounded surprisingly appealing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind it all, Jia Ji felt a force akin to fate—an invisible hand guiding events, the worldline beginning to converge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If a black-and-white bear suddenly burst in and declared, “Boring high school life is over—everyone, begin a thrilling, self-destructive killing game,” Chunri would probably manifest some ability like “Super High School Level Lianggong Chunri.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the saying goes: when fortune smiles, even heaven and earth become your subordinates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Take it seriously, and you’ve already lost.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under Xu Xu’s final blow, Jia Ji spat, downed the entire pot of freshly brewed tea from the Literature Club, leaving Chunri—who had just voiced countless objections and now had a parched throat—with nothing to drink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xu—Xu—!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehehe,” Xu Xu sighed, hands on hips, and went to replenish the new SOS Club president’s strategic supply of sweet drinks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the days that followed, Lianggong Chunri immediately began her grand adventure of causing chaos at North County High—harassing boys, oppressing girls, exploiting the weak, extorting, going mad, shamelessly pushing boundaries, and doing whatever she pleased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sheer number of adjectives used reveals just how infamous she had become—in the eyes of ordinary students, she had surpassed Jia Ji by far.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, she traded Mikuru’s body to “negotiate” a brand-new computer from the Electronics Research Club, then forcibly pulled in network cables to set up a LAN.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Isn’t that blackmail?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu, currently being used as a tool by Chunri, nodded while typing away to build the SOS Club’s website.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though outwardly an ordinary high school student, Xu Xu’s computer skills were actually decent—he could build a website even in this era… though perhaps Lianggong assumed he could, so he did.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is the tech geek here to save the world?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t you dare link my nickname to ‘otaku’!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While the two male members exchanged half-hearted banter, the club president burst in with a triumphant “Yahoo—!” and began stripping Mikuru’s clothes without a care, preparing to put on a special outfit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Black bodysuit, fishnet stockings, fake ears, bowtie, white collar and sleeve covers, and a tail… a bunny girl outfit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’re wearing this to hand out flyers!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Run, upperclassman… oh, never mind. Just accept your fate.” Jia Ji watched as Chunri, like a lioness, pounced on Mikuru and expertly peeled off her thin sailor uniform—the victim had no chance to resist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“President, what are you doing?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu, blushing, leapt away in embarrassment. Jia Ji silently mourned for three seconds for this gentle, pure future-girl upperclassman… Life is like Lianggong Chunri—if you can’t fight it, just enjoy it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can a teenage interdimensional fist master see a bunny-girl upperclassman?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If Mikuru-senpai awakened some teenage syndrome right now and gained the power to turn invisible, there’d still be hope…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“That’s already a superpower. Who the hell has a teenage syndrome that turns you invisible?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outside the activity room, two figures stood like door gods, guarding the horrific scene unfolding inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where was Yuxi? Yuxi was reading a book.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the soft moans from inside the room finally faded, the door opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two nearly flawless bunny girls appeared before their eyes—both Chunri and Asahina suited the outfit perfectly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exposed chests and backs, legs wrapped in fishnets, and the gentle sway of rabbit ears atop their heads—utterly curvaceous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Nice body!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, whose moral compass and sense of shame ranked at the absolute bottom of all Japanese high school students, gave a thumbs-up and lavished praise: “One hundred percent perfect!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t expect you, spiky-head, had some taste,” Lianggong Chunri proudly puffed out her chest, then used her brute strength to drag the pitiful Mikuru toward the crowded school gate. “Snap out of it! Don’t embarrass the SOS Club!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu, feeling a twinge of guilt, was puzzled when he saw Jia Ji’s indifferent expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why aren’t you angry at Chunri’s cruel behavior?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his mind, Jia Ji should’ve hated such forced actions—he’d always intervened when he saw bullies collecting protection money on the street.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Would anger help?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji countered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From a normal perspective, Lianggong Chunri was a completely detestable character—terrible temperament, selfish, domineering, yet blessed with the invincible power to make her wishes come true.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if you viewed her as the god of this world, then whatever she did was entirely reasonable. Whether seizing the Electronics Club’s computer or tormenting a defenseless upperclassman, mortals who got slapped on the left cheek would obediently offer the right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet sometimes, human perspective simply cannot shift. When she tormented Mikuru, strutting proudly and ignoring all opinions, many found her cruel, vile, and hateful. But when Lianggong Chunri decided to destroy the universe—erasing humanity and plucking a blade of grass being the same—everyone would just sigh, “Oh, she’s going to destroy the world again.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Compared to destroying the world, minor offenses seem even more infuriating—even when the scale is crystal clear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Humans simply cannot connect the concept of the boundless, the infinite, with this beautiful girl with a pretty face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How can you scold a being capable of annihilating all humanity for being spoiled and capricious?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You still don’t understand Chunri’s true position, Xu Xu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you talking about?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yuxi gave you a book. Go read it when you get home—you’ll understand everything.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re calling her ‘Yuxi’ now? What exactly is your relationship with her?” Xu Xu recalled Jia Ji’s unusual attitude toward Yuxi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehe, figure it out yourself.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Undoubtedly, Jia Ji saw Lianggong’s true position as an invincible “god.” But why, then, had he opposed this “god” from the very beginning?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because he also knew that the person he faced now was the ordinary, yearning-for-extraordinary human Lianggong, not the omnipotent Haruhi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haruhi is Haruhi, Ryūgū Haruhi is Ryūgū Haruhi—he could view them as one, yet keep them sharply apart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haruhi is invincible!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ryūgū Haruhi can be defeated!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Jia Ji, as a mere “mortal,” naturally refused to bow or yield to a girl unaware of her true power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I am the inheritor of the Invincible Beidou Divine Fist!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I will never surrender!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——————————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before him stood a high-end condominium unit; Asu was here with Nagato Yuki.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing Jia Ji’s words, he flipped through the foreign sci-fi novel and nearly drowned in its sea of text when he received a bookmark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a peculiar bookmark printed with a floral pattern; on its back, a line of elegant handwriting, as if printed, appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait for me at the park in front of Kōyōen Station at seven p.m.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After arriving at the park, he followed Nagato Yuki—who remained mysteriously silent throughout—until they reached this high-end apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nagato pulled out a pass and swiped it against the electronic sensor at the entrance; the glass door opened. Asu parked his bicycle aside and hurried after Nagato, who was already walking toward the elevator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Excuse me, where are we going?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nagato paused slightly, then spoke: “My home.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh no.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression twisted in confusion—he had no idea what surprise awaited him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though night was deep, the purple-haired girl still in her sailor uniform stopped at room 708, then turned to face Asu directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come in.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this real? Isn’t it too late?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asu stepped inside nervously; the moment he kicked off his shoes and crossed the threshold, Nagato shut the door behind him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The interior was spacious—roughly three bedrooms, two living areas, and one bathroom—and being right by the station, the rent must be high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, Asu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A familiar voice, laced with that teasing tone, suddenly rang out from the brightly lit room…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asu stared in shock, as if witnessing something extraordinarily rare—he saw a person who absolutely should not be here: “J-J-J-J-J-Jia Ji?! How are you here?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What kind of question is that? Can’t you tell I live here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But isn’t this Nagato’s home?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We live together.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Explosive ending!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rewind your internal clock ten years—writing Haruhi should feel like this epiphany (so why was this flagged for review? Obviously, I’m just inherently evil…)\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",2015,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","e059899cc020eef246db78db7d9ee58efccdceeeac612a75024d07837384efa4","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-76","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-74",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]