Chapter 76

More than a month has passed since the start of school. During this period, as a person from another world, where else could Jia Ji go every day besides school time?

No money, no house, no friends, and even his identity is forged. It seems that he only has the option of wandering the streets and sleeping in the wind and rain after class.

Just like those middle-aged unemployed uncles, living under the bridge, picking up newspapers to keep warm, drinking cheap beer, and becoming a member of the "social waste."

"Yuki, please, please—"

Jia Ji, who absolutely didn't want to be a working warrior, immediately begged the omnipotent Great Deity Nagato, the first person he met in this world.

Yuki's head turned slowly horizontally, looking at him.

"............"

Then it took about three seconds to turn down two centimeters, and then three seconds to raise two centimeters, seemingly thinking about whether people from other worlds are all as... shameless as him.

"I see your house is quite big, and there is an empty room, can you..." Jia Ji rubbed his hands like a fly, without any embarrassment on his face. Since there is one ready-made, why bother to find it?

There is one, there is two. At this important time, it is time to use his most proficient technique—eating soft rice!

The person with the whitest face among the four Super Beidou brothers lived shamelessly in the home of high school girl Yuki Nagato.

If calculated by real age, the cohabitant is only three years old, which must be reported to the police and caught to eat pork chop rice. Fortunately, it is an alien and a person from another world who doesn't care about this kind of thing.

What kind of experience is this?

"Refreshing!"

Jia Ji, who had no money, woke up from a two-thousand-yen pillow every day, first lifted the thin white quilt on his body, went to the bathroom to wash up, put on his refreshed school uniform, wrote lines that could increase his fashion value, and then stopped in front of Yuki on time.

Then he reached out to Yuki Nagato, who seemed to have been looking through novels all night without closing her eyes, and was stared at for three seconds by the girl's slightly angry golden eyes through her glasses, and finally counted a banknote from her cute frog-mouth wallet, begging for today's meal money.

Sometimes Jia Ji really wants to see if the money in that frog-mouth wallet is inexhaustible?

Although if he really opened his mouth to ask for money, he could immediately have a bank account with as many zeros as he wanted, but Jia Ji would naturally not do such a boring thing.

Using his own money and spending other people's money every day brings a completely different feeling.

Even as an alien, Yuki's body is still subject to certain restrictions. She actually needs to ingest human food to replenish energy, and her appetite is very vigorous, a terrifying bottomless pit. Plus Jia Ji, a big eater, the two of them can consume half a shelf of food in a convenience store in one day.

"Did you live like this before?"

Yuki's special canned curry rice is made by putting the large five-person canned food directly into the pot.

Kyon couldn't stand it, snatched the shovel, showed the special chef badge he had just drawn, and made a pot of curry rice that looked plain on the surface but could actually be compared to Sanae's bread, Akiko's jam, and Kannabi's juice.

Seeing the girl with a troubled face, the unwilling Jia Ji snatched the power of the kitchen again, determined to fiercely improve the Super Beidou Chef Way.

Since then, this room 708, which had maintained a calm plant-like atmosphere for three years, began to undergo earth-shaking changes.

Not only are there many decorations besides daily necessities, but there is also a bookshelf specially used for placement, and a few more books are added every day.

Half are classical reasoning like "The Greek Coffin Mystery" and science fiction novels like "Endymion," and the other half are the hottest hot-blooded boy manga recently.

Of course, these were all purchased by Jia Ji, who squandered the money he got from Yuki, from the bookstore on the way home from school every day. It's just that he keenly captured the trace of happiness when the girl saw the books on the bookshelf increase, probably as much as a few millimeters.

Without deliberately pointing it out, maintaining this tacit understanding, Jia Ji took the banknotes with increasing face value, and quite had the meaning of being the master of the house.

Jia Ji, who originally jumped up the stairs with amazing jumping ability to cross the door ban and called the girl to open the door, seemed to have received the room key actively handed over by Yuki because of this.

In a blink of an eye, more than a month has passed.

After returning, Jia Ji maintained a regular schedule of reading "Baki the Grappler" for a while, exercising for a while, reading "Kinnikuman" for a while, and exercising for a while.

Occasionally interfere with the girl who is concentrating on reading, until her glasses start to emit cold light.

Until today, an expected guest visited this home.

The hateful hedgehog-head rarely didn't mess around, but leaned on the newly bought sofa, crossed his legs, put on the appearance of the owner of the house, and casually threw a teacup to the guest.

"Sit down, don't be polite, the teapot is there, pour water yourself if you are thirsty."

"Living together?!"

"So why are you living with Nagato-san!" Kyon asked suspiciously, his face full of suspicion, ignoring the tea.

Jia Ji looks like the kind of person who will reveal his true nature after marriage, drink alcohol every day without working, and say to his wife who works hard to earn money to support the family, "I want to take the money I earned to play pachinko, you go and do another part-time job," the hateful man!

Nagato-san, wake up, don't be deceived by this kind of person!

"Kyon, don't slander people's innocence out of thin air!"

"What..." It turned out that unknowingly, he actually said the words in his heart.

"What are you doing with such good imagination!"

Jia Ji changed to a more comfortable lying position, glanced at the room without windows but lying with two time travelers, and didn't explain too much, but handed the difficult explanation to Yuki, who claimed "my language communication ability is not good."

After Yuki's concise explanation, where every sentence was limited to two lines, Kyon still didn't understand what kind of club he had joined and what kind of people were around him.

"In short, Haruhi is biased towards sports, Yuki is biased towards business... Me? I said it from the beginning, I am a person from another world."

Facing Kyon, who was non-committal on the surface but actually complaining wildly in his heart, Jia Ji reached into his pants pocket and took out the super-huge shotgun that was clearly impossible to put in, and threw it in front of him.

"Shall we (want to have a shot)?"

The teacup in his hand fell to the ground. Kyon, who was shocked as if he saw Santa Claus riding a moose or a lake monster appearing in front of him, opened his mouth and closed his eyes, stuttering for a long time without saying a word.

"How, how..."

"So this Kyon is weak."

Laughing with bad intentions, the fighting spirit emitting astonishing energy from Jia Ji shattered the boy's last bit of pitiful self-deception.

(End of chapter)