[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-82":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349647,4593,"Chapter 82: The Universe","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-82",82,"\u003Cp>“You nasty bastard, don’t poke me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A miniature version of Asakura Ryōko, no bigger than a collectible figurine yet resembling some expensive plush toy priced at over three hundred yuan, was currently screaming in protest at Jia Ji’s face, which was twisted into a goofy chuckle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re a defeated foe—stand still like a good little thing!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the shrunken Asakura Ryōko, Jia Ji extended a hand larger than her entire body, casting a massive shadow; he pinched his thumb and index finger together, aiming directly at the tiny Ryōko, who had spotted the danger and tried to flee—but despite frantically kicking her legs, she barely moved a few dozen centimeters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A light flick.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even with restrained force, the doll-like, Q-version Ryōko, whose weight was as light as a feather, had no resistance at all—she floated effortlessly from one side of the table to the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tiny Ryōko’s eyes welled with tears as she softly wept, utterly unlike her previous cold, assassin-like demeanor; realizing all resistance was futile, she resigned herself to the cruel torment of that vile man, no longer attempting to escape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If described from a xianxia perspective, her current state could be said to have had her top three flowers and five vital energies stripped away—her status as an all-powerful technological humanoid terminal had been sealed, her abilities erased, and she had fallen to the level of a designated pet of Room 708… perhaps even her intellect had been reduced to match.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for combat power, forget it—any stray Haki-mi cat lurking in the roadside grass could easily overpower her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s with that expression? What’s with those tears?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing her useless state, Jia Ji grew furious—almost enough to go find a remote-controlled jeep and give her a brutal military training session.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, compared to her former self as an information-synthesizing thought entity’s humanoid terminal, this version of her might actually be closer to human.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The vile spiky-haired man, now ranked number one on Asakura Ryōko’s internal “To Be Executed” list, picked her up like a tiny hamster and brought her close; with his other hand, he made a victory sign, snapping a photo with the slumped, tear-streaked Ryōko.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Come on, smile.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Moe God: Just got this fumo… no, fufu? Hmm, maybe not that either—anyway, it’s fun stuff [Image.jpg]】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Yin-Yang Eye Jianzi: Wait… are you one of those people who carries weird dolls everywhere—on hikes, during outings, over meals?!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Angel After Death: So cute, I want it (ωc)】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Ice Queen: Let me play with it】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Forever Seventeen: Where did you get this spirit servant? What technique did you use? How much energy does it consume? And how practical is it!!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Moe God: It’s a limited edition, the only one in the world—Zi, give up that idea right now】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While Jia Ji was stirring up trouble in the north, Yuyan Zi had been offline for a long while, presumably sleeping to strengthen herself; she’d only just reappeared recently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the moment she showed up, she began bombarding everyone with questions about spirit servants—as if preparing for some grand scheme, desperately needing helpers, seeing everyone as potential spirit servants, itching to snatch a few high-quality laborers right through the chat interface and force them to work overtime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From her earlier remarks, it was clear she was grasping at straws—her attention had turned to little Ryōko.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to her own posts in the group, she claimed that as a cultivator of the realm, breaking through her cultivation barrier was as easy as eating and drinking; recently, she had subdued a host of great demons through her immense power, breathtaking beauty, and transcendent charisma, earning the title “Demon Sage,” and demanded everyone show her proper respect when chatting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Considering she might have been brutally beaten by a succession of ghost kings and sage figures in reality, Jia Ji let Yuyan Zi rant and boast in the group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Short version: “Leave her be!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Moe God: Let me give you a tip—when a nine-tailed fox that threatens the nation gets defeated, save its life, then find a terrestrial animal spirit named “Lan,” who fled the beast realm due to disliking its ideology, and possess her—you’ll get a spirit fox that can fight, endure, write, and wield swords, with a stunningly beautiful tail.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Forever Seventeen: Really?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Big Moe God: What are you talking about? Do you think I’d lie to you?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having knocked down the AA+ ranked beauty above her and dragged her home as a pet… actually, Yuki, who agreed with Jia Ji’s treatment of Ryōko and personally carried it out, was a bit dark-hearted too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He placed the now genuinely shedding-tears Ryōko into the miniature room he’d bought specially for her, then stepped out to purchase pet supplies for her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the apartment entrance, he happened to bump into two noisy acquaintances—Kosugi Mosu and her Ashiya Hōsō.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even more coincidentally, Nagato Yuki had just entered through the entranceway, carrying a convenience store plastic bag far too large for her, her backpack slung over her shoulders; the usually stay-late-in-the-clubroom Yuki had returned home later than usual, unaware this situation had arisen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus, Kosugi Haruhi stood in the center, flanked on either side by her two most mysterious club members, forming a pincer formation around her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They’d all ended up in the same apartment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh my, what a coincidence! You two don’t live here too, do you?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally investigating why Asakura Ryōko had transferred schools, she’d accidentally stumbled upon something even more interesting; seeing one of them flustered, avoiding eye contact, Haruhi knew another mystery had just appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Haha, yeah, what a coincidence… heh.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji chuckled awkwardly, caught between advancing and retreating, wishing he could turn into an unconscious pebble and just vanish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haruhi strode over to Yuki’s side, her godlike eyes—capable of seeing through all truths—scanned the club’s designated bookworm girl from head to toe, then meticulously examined the absurdly oversized bag of food she held, far more than any one person could possibly consume.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Combining these suspicious details and eliminating every impossible possibility, her detective instincts exploded, revealing an unbelievable truth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“There’s only one answer—you two are living together!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pointing a finger at the stunned Jia Ji, Haruhi confidently declared her wild conclusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could she possibly have thought of this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can someone please intervene?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The goddess’s number!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the elderly, hard-of-hearing apartment manager delivered a fatal assist—he had just noticed Jia Ji coming downstairs: “Oh, isn’t this the boy who lives with the girl who wears glasses?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ever since getting his key, he’d been coming in through the front door daily—who could’ve imagined this situation would arise?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind Haruhi, Ashiya slapped his hand over his face, unable to bear watching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as Jia Ji was about to struggle further, a soft “hmm” came from behind him—quiet, yet crystal clear; everyone present heard it plainly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone’s eyes instantly lost their sparkle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…Sweat dripped down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Four more chapters—I’ve burned out, turned to ash-white snow\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reposting the group number: 1009605086\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1165,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","f1af1f66956e679180797275c7690932f034e28a1f765bec942b472ce65d1240","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-83","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-81",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]