[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-88":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349653,4593,"Chapter 88: Rather Than Kiss, Make Her Blush","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-88",88,"\u003Cp>【BigMengShen: Sorry I wasn’t online yesterday—I’m in class now, can everyone chat with me?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【IceQueen: Busy. Everyone in this group has their own things to do.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【ChangmenDamingShen: Sure】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【AngelAfterDeath: Sure】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【IceQueen: …You two spoil him too much ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【ForeverSeventeen: So why weren’t you free yesterday?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【BigMengShen: Long story—another day barely escaping from Haruhi Suzumiya’s chaos.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【YinyangYanJianzi: Aren’t you in high school? How is it that dangerous Σ(°Д°;】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【BigMengShen: There are way too many experts in campus settings—Nighttime Shura, Breast Dragon Emperor, Sister Demon Contract Hero, Koikimo—all of them, no matter how powerful or flashy their titles, still come to Lanxing High to train. I’m just following the ancients.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【YinyangYanJianzi: All I hear is one more perverted, lewd, and disgusting name than the last.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【ForeverSeventeen: By the way, I’m at the age to start high school now (=^▽^=)】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Xia Na: Uh, I’ve never been to school, but I don’t think any high school anywhere would admit a demon, right (｀;)？】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【BigMengShen: You clearly don’t know much—some demons work hard at school too. If they fail, they go home to inherit the Hyakki Yagyō and become yakuza bosses fighting everywhere.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s wrong with going to school? How can you sleep at your age without studying? As the top of the current group’s education hierarchy, Jia Ji launched a verbal assault on everyone, chatted with the members all morning, showed off his intel, and shut down every single one of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, with faint but noticeable dark circles under his eyes, finally felt calmer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last night’s situation had been incredibly dangerous—he’d already prepared to flee at the first sign of trouble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the day ended and darkness fell, everyone preparing to sleep, a crack appeared above North High.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After witnessing the entire day’s eight-drama-style emotional turmoil between Ashi, Misato, and Haruhi Suzumiya, Jia Ji already knew Haruhi Suzumiya was a jealous bitch, and spent the whole day on edge, terrified of being caught in the crossfire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, before his head even touched the pillow, the world began to end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a chick pecking through its eggshell, the crack rapidly spread like a spiderweb, swallowing everything in sight—just like the scene after a god in a Closed Space was killed, except this time reality and illusion had swapped places.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The massive crack now covered the entire world before him, intersecting into a net, the mesh growing finer until only thin black curved lines remained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sound of shattering glass echoed from the sky, yet the city remained utterly silent, as if no one noticed anything abnormal—everyone slept on, oblivious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji searched around and realized his roommate and Xiao Liangzi had vanished; the two hibernating figures still lay in the neighboring room, leaving only him active in Room 708.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He went to the large floor-to-ceiling window, opened it, and stared at the column of moonlight falling before him. The silence was so profound, so deathly, he almost thought it was a hand reaching out to invite him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he reached out and grasped the pure, white moonlight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yuki?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The petite girl suddenly appearing outside the window, wearing Xiao Liangzi on her chest, extended her small hand and yanked Jia Ji out the window, flying with him through the crumbling reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ashi and Haruhi Suzumiya have vanished from this world.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Changmen Youxi said this, then took Jia Ji to find the exhausted Gu Quan Yishu and his companions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though space was shattering, the universe collapsing, and the Dao itself being worn away by that bitch, Jia Ji—who’d seen this episode—temporarily suppressed his urge to retreat and hide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He went to the gate of North High and shouted inside, instinct and intuition telling him it would work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, can you hear me?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A familiar voice came from outside—the tone instantly made Ashi recognize it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ashi, suddenly transported along with Haruhi Suzumiya into the “North High Exclusive·Closed Closed Space,” had already been panicking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This world of deep gray, viewed from the fourth floor of the school building on the mountainside, even revealed the distant coastline.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within his hundred-eighty-degree field of vision, nothing but darkness stretched—no lights, no glow. Invisible barriers blocked all exits around the school.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Haruhi Suzumiya and he remained in this world, a crushing loneliness settling in—so when a familiar voice reached him across dimensions, it was profoundly uplifting and comforting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ashi—!! What are you doing at the end of the world? Are you free? Can you come save us?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Save? How am I supposed to save you?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, don’t keep saying impossible things, kora!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Idiot! Do I really have to teach you this?! Just kiss her, make her blush, and seal her spirit power!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, himself a pure-hearted high school boy, could say such things with complete confidence at a moment like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“R-Really do that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you want to see Gu Kou, Guomu Tian, Gu Quan, Changmen, Asahina Senior, and me tomorrow morning, then go for it—stop being so timid!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Chunri, do you want to destroy the world…? But I’m starting to like this world a little.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With such feelings, a kiss of magnitude beyond cosmic structure was born.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh me, oh my. Oh me, oh my.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No wonder Ashi is the King of Roasting—he did what I couldn’t, effortlessly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before entering the classroom, you could already hear Jia Ji’s uniquely loud and attention-grabbing voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was telling Gu Kou how the Earth almost got blown up last night without anyone knowing, and how only his astonishing wisdom saved the entire universe—every stupid Japanese high schooler should bow down and kowtow to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Every ordinary day we experience might be a continuous miracle.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Jia Ji would say such nonsense—even Haruhi Suzumiya, who always craved mystery and the unknown, scoffed outright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haruhi Suzumiya: “No one would randomly destroy Japan with one blow! That’s ridiculous!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s actually true. It really is true.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone else’s words are right—except yours!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Even if the boss says something like that, my heart won’t feel joy or sorrow anymore—maybe this is what growing up means…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You look terrible. Did you do too many things typical of teenage boys?” Gu Kou asked curiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then I ask you—I ask you—have you ever seen North High at four in the morning?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1041,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","be9c9f7c07cba44a89aa9f1c5ccd9c1fe50cfa362f8c2774670c3e828e1d60a2","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-89","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-87",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]